Reviews

Good club layout, girls are mainly 5 - 7's, with a few with implants. Also very thirsty dancers, so if you get the right dancer, you can get away with a lot of touching,…

I haven't been here in a while, stopped by last Sunday and was very impressed by the selection of dancers. Mostly young college type looking, my personal favorite. Stage shows were above average.. not too…

I have business in South Austin 2 or 3 times a year, and Palazio (South Austin) is very convenient for me. It's weird. I didn't like the first three stage dancers, but thank god none…

I stopped by Palazio the day after their big seventh anniversary party. The two hottest dancers in the club were pretty much left alone, to my surprise. Since both of them had always…

The club is small but it is honestly one of the better looking clubs from the outside as well as the inside. truth is, there weren't that many girls working when i went in but,there…

My husband and I visited Palazio last year on Valentine's Day. This was our first visit to the club. Right off the bat I felt welcome - they were letting women in for free on…

Dropped by the nearby Palazio after my new car's servicing got done early. I've read negative things about Palazio here and elsewhere on the Internet, but I don't get it. Everybody I talked…

I was staying at a hotel in the area and decided to give this place a try for dinner, around 9:00. Overall, it is a nice club. The atmosphere is comfortable, and it's reasonably…

If you are going to a strip club in Austin, this is by far the best one. The layout is roomy and having been to numerous other clubs in Austin, the dancers are the…

I was in town for a bachelor party, and the club did a good job of accommodating 16 of us together on what looked like a pretty busy Saturday night. There were no hassles…

For a Saturday night visit, this club was a bit disappointing with only about 12-15 dancers working, which I would rate 6 out of 10 on average in general attractiveness. I thought maybe two were…

I visited on the night of the last game of the NBA finals. The club was crowded ($10 cover to get in), but not much was happening while the game was going on.…

Stopped by after lunch last week. No cover so that was great. Bought a few beers and got a few dances from Angel. Nice little latin sweetie with a knock-out tight ass!…

Great night at Palazio. I had always had a thing for a mature hot blond that danced there. I hadn't seen her in many months so I was happy she was working.…

went with my girlfriend...she loves strip clubs...not one girl approached us which was fine i dont mind approaching them...the amateur contest was fun besides the drunk girl falling all over the stage was annoying and…

I was visiting from Houston, which of course has very high mileage clubs, so I didn't have high expectations. I got in about 9, and since there was a UFC fight on that night, they were…

I went here as a customer with a friend on a wild drunken night. The building itself is very attractive, probably the most attractive of any strip club in austin. It also…

I came in around 10:00 p.m. on a Tuesday evening and was surprised to find a nearly full parking lot. I paid my $10 cover and as usual I had to run the gauntlet…

Cover was $10, beer bottle was $6.75. Club is moderate size, with a main stage and two small ones on each side of the club. First night of SXSW, the crowd was a little sparse.…

I arrived after midnight on a Tuesday, and to my surprise, this place was literally packed. I only had a choice of two tables in the main area, and they were terrible seats (right on…

The women are really good looking here, and most seem to act like they know it. Some are still friendly, but still pretty focused on making their money-- not quite as laid back as some…

Palazio has been upping it's game, they are definitely attracting quality talent. Gorgeous attractive young women all around. I went in last night with a few friends to booth in the VIP area. Service was…

Most dancers pretty average looking. Almost all with natural boobs. 5 or 6 of the dancers were very cute and also provided very contact dances. One asked for an xmas bonus for my additional groping.…

Palazio is a nice, clean club. There is a large main stage and two satellite stages with poles. A smaller raised area has couches for lapdances, and there is a separate VIP area on the…

Good club...nice, but a few of the girls were a little rude. Some were great though. I wish there was a more private area for lap dances, but the quality of girls made…