Palazio Cabaret Reviews

I was in looking for my ATF “Dane”, but she not working tonight. Oh well.

I spy a pretty hot dancer on stage 2, but the $1.00 interview goes badly and I pass when she comes by my table. A couple of other dancers come by and are nice enough,...

I visited on Monday afternoon at 2p. It was slow but this club is normally slow on afternoons. Again, my favorite dancer took me back to VIP with no charge. My favorite is in her early 40's and a body to die for. I am not...

I swung into Palazio on the way home tonight and paid a $10 cover charge to get in after parking in the free parking on the right (there's valet parking available). I bought a soda (had a beer earlier and wanted to wait the buzz off) for $4.75 and took...

A friend and I went by after the UT baseball game to drink a beer or two and unwind. I was sort of looking for my ATF Dane, but she wasn’t working. We watched the dancers go through the rotation 1x.

I thought I was...

The layout of the place has not changed much. Valet parking out front, free parking to the right of the club as you face the building. Immediately inside you are greeted by the door man and the girl charging cover. They do a great job of making everyone feel welcome....

It was a slow Mother's Day at Palazio. Luckily, I hooked up with a favorite. Since it was slow, I was invited to VIP free of charge. My favorite gave great intimate dances. DFK, mutual touching, very GFE. She is hot and fun and I think...

I have been going to Palazio for several Friday afternoons over the past couple of months. They definitely have a high quality of girls, mostly natural. And quite a few of the young spinner types which I especially love. Contact is good to excellent -...

Palazio delivered a quality SC experience on my recent visit, with enough fetching young ladies to justify the trip.

I arrived at 11:30 pm on a Sunday with low expectations (because of the late hour and the day of the week), guessing that my trip would be a very...

Dane, my ATF has moved over here and so I decided to go see her and check out the place. Dane is early 30s 5' 8", 135, 34DD-27-36 with long dark brown hair, usually wearing a gown.

The place is very nicely furnished. A main stage...

Went by for lunch special. Just a diet coke and a club sanwich and the gals. Buddy and i enjoyed it much. No pressure atmosphere, 12 to 15 good looking gals and a crowd of about 7 guys. The food was fine and spent about the same as a lunch...

Middle of the week visit during a business trip. I was in town alone, and Palazio was just across the street from my hotel. I usually don't go to clubs alone, but I was bored.

Palazio did nothing to relieve the boredom.

Dancers were average, but trying to get their...

This site has been very helpful to me over the years, but it always bothers me when a club´s rating seems out of sinc with reality. On the strength of it´s rating, I visited Palazio on a Saturday night, arriving at 9pm and departing just before 11pm. The place makes...

Was there on a busy Thursday night, expecting hot college girls - saw more college girls in the crowd rather than on the stage. There were 3 stages going. Ladies were very generous with their privates at the tip rails. However, when it came to private dances, expect about 50%...

Went there for the first time on a recent Monday night, expecting that it would be a fairly low-key night. I couldn't have been more wrong. The place was packed to the gills (apparently, more than one birthday celebration was taking place). It took me 20-30 minutes...

This is my club of choice in Austin. Austin clubs are not as hot as Dallas or Houston but a few clubs have a fun factor. Palazio has some VIP areas where the girls may get friendly. My experience is if dress nice (body spray) and are...

Went on a Wednesday night, and this place was pretty good. There were a lot of girls rotating between three stages. There was this one girl Thumper with some nice man made breasts, she really enjoys her work. I didn't get any dances this time, but from...

Went to this club to watch Monday Night Football. Girls were average at best and the dances were fairly weak. Drink prices were expensive. Girls were 4's to 6's. The club has some potential, but there is nothing about this place that stands out. It's...

Palazio has been getting some new talent lately during the evenings. Drink prices are pretty expensive, but overall there are less thugs here than most places. They offer decent food too. There are 2 smaller side stages, and a main stage. There is a main bar in the front, and...

I had a great night at Palazio this past Thursday. The selection of beauties was as good as I've seen in Austin in awhile. Dances were tame but very fun. I received dances from three enetertainers, all lovely. My last dances were from a hot blond...

I watched the De la hoya versus Mayweather fight here as a guest of a friend. It was a great place to watch the action! Lots of good looking girls and good service. The main area has a large screen to watch the fight. Cover was $20, but well worth...

Read review of laid back atmosphere of Palazio's on TUSCL and it caused me to seek out this club. Review was correct. This is a GREAT club. Very laid back. Gals will sit and talk to you. No hassle for dances. Food was good and waitstaff very very cute and...

Palazio has quickly become one of my favorite clubs in Texas. This club used to be showpalace a few years ago which was all nude and byob but it burned down. Palazio is definitely an improvement! it is not all nude anymore but its topless and has a great bar....

Stopped by with some friends this past Saturday. The place didn't get too crowded until later. The mix of talent didn't seem as strong as it was on previous visits. Overall the place is still one of the better ones in town. Drinks seem pretty pricey though. ...

Been to Palazio two or three times during Friday lunch, and once during the evening. Overall, a nice looking club with a pretty good atmosphere having been renovated since the last time I saw it several years ago.

I'll start with my Thursday evening visit. Plenty of women, of...

Back in Austin again. Tried Plazio right off the plane like I did one time in the afternoon, this time it was a thrusday evening. The place it big and impressive, one of the nicer clubs inside. Dark wood and a very large bar. The VIP area was very...