Palazio Cabaret Reviews

I was visiting a friend of mine in Corpus Christi and we decided to make the 3 hour drive from Corpus to Austin as we were going to spend the weekend up there. Our hotel wasnt ready for check in, so we needed to find an activity to waste time....

This club is one of the better upscale clubs I've ever been to. Although it's located on a highway in a semi-industrial area of South Austin, the parking lot is safe and free. No need to valet. No need to worry.

Greeted by a door girl who offered to show me...

Was in Austin and visited clubs in South Austin last month. Summary of a few visits to Palazio.

Parking is free and valet is available. They will also pick you up and drop you off from a downtown hotel in their limo van.
Cover is $5 afternoon and evening, and goes to...

During my three night visit to Austin last week, my middle night (Monday) was populated by Palazio, a club on a freeway frontage road that resembles numerous other Texas strip clubs located on freeway frontage roads, with a massive parking lot compared to the others.

Once I got my daily exercise...

I headed to Palazio on a Wednesday afternoon around 5p. Club is pretty nice both inside and out. Parking was free and cover was $5 in the afternoon.

I knew I was going to be there when it was somewhat empty, but I like day shifts. There were about 8...

I visited Palazio on a Tuesday night, arriving around 9 pm. As others have noted, ongoing road construction has made a mess of the area, with new exits and traffic patterns; just be aware. The parking lot is large and brightly lit; I took a Lyft (about $12 from downtown)...

i went at around 11:30pm on a friday night. lots of people as to be expected. tried to find this pretty girl next door type of a girl i had dances with last time i was there which was about a month ago, but she was not there....

After a less than stellar trip on a Tuesday night (see previous review), I thought I would try again on a night that didn't have specials. Went on a Wednesday.
It was actually worse. Yes, they have a ton of dancers, yes, they have spectacular looking dancers, but the mileage...

Crowded! Not necessarily because there was a huge crowd there, but because of the setup of the club itself. Seating is pretty much all at tables - small 4-tops and longer tables, mostly with upholstered armchairs. These chairs are bulky and hard to move, and positioned close...

This is a combined review from a couple of visits over one weekend.

The first visit was on a Friday night, from about 10pm to 2am. I came with a group of 10 guys and it was already a bit crowded when we arrived. Nice venue and atmosphere. Waitresses weren't too...

I was visiting Austin for a few days and decided to hit Palazio on a Tuesday night after a dismal experience at the Landing strip. My uber driver told me this is the best club in Austin and vouched for the best experience here. I don't think he will get...

Dollars on the rail went a long way.

Went with a bachelor party late on a Sunday. Got in no cover by calling in ahead and saying we were coming. General vibe is a bit Vegas-y from the decor. Not a ton of patrons beyond what looked like a few regulars....

As the title says - return visit - been a year or two since I was there.

Chatter among friends about the hot women pulled me back.

Club is nice on the inside. Relative safe area I guess - borders some sketchy areas not far away. Not sure I...

I had previously visited here during the day on a Tuesday. This time it was night time.
My previous visit was nice. Good dances, good looking girls. No upsell pressure.

Night time is evidently different. While there were a ton of great looking women, most of them were just looking for...

So, where to start! Ok, immediately I am looking at the exterior and wondering if Texas has a thing for Roman/Greek decorations with this club and my previous evening’s escapades at Cover Girls in Houston.

Theme decor aside, this is one of the nicest clubs I have been in. ...

While not the best ever, this is a good solid club. Decent facilities, good selection of nice looking dancers, good lap dances for $20 a pop.
First time at this club. Went on a Tuesday afternoon. A couple dozen dancers, mostly 7-8s. Saw one I would give a 9 and maybe...

Was in town for the evening and decided to check out the place after seeing solid reviews on this site.

Parking: Both free and valet parking available

Interior and Decor: After paying the 10$ cover i strolled in to see some of the prettiest waitresses I've ever seen at any club, some...

Visited this place to have a little fun on a work trip. I tend to favor single or multiple song lap dances from a variety of girls, and enjoy being approached by many of the dancers to see if I'd like a dance. First girl that approached was very sexy,...

I stopped by Palazio for the first time on a Saturday afternoon. I had about an hour to kill before I had somewhere to be so I wanted somewhere to get a couple of beers and to see some girls dance. $5 cover got me in. Club...

Off 71 this place was packed on a Friday night. No cover for military here which was really cool, but little did I know they’ll get my money other ways inside. I think my Bud light was 10$ here. Anyway inside it has a pink glow all around. The girls...

We were in Austin for a buddies bachelor party. Near bar closing time guys wanted to hit up this club. Called and they got a table ready for us. $300 for 12 guys to have a comfortable place to hang, juices, no boos, it was after 2.

Stage shows were really...

Palazio never disappoints me with the number of beautiful young women that frequent the day shift. The physical layout of the club as been often described - no cover at the time I arrived (just an ID check even though I am well over 21), all three stages active at...

My ATF at Expose Austin decided to take a short break from SC industry, I visited Expose several times after she quit, didn't succeed to find another favorite girl here, so this time, I went to Palazio, which is a little bit more expensive on entrance fee and drink, to...

So I got a call from Austin Texas. Crazyjoe has struck again, this time it was not a McDonald's like usual. It was the Palazio titty club. When I got there it was a crazyjoe site. Mane this was a mess of all messes! There was shit all over the...

I said something on the board about going on a road trip and I ended up in Austin for a couple days. I went here to the Palazio this past Saturday night. I had messaged nicespice ahead of time and she said she would be working that night. I got...