Palazio Cabaret Reviews

I haven't been for a couple of months because I live on the other side of town, so this may be a little dated. Also, I've only been during the day, so carry that as a caveat.

However, the reason I'm recommending this place is for the food. Most...

Dropped by Palazio last Friday. This place has a very good menu with real food. Most clubs only offer the sub $5 deep fried garbage. Palazio has great prime rib, burgers, and pasta. There were lots of 8's and 9's. A couple of chubbies too, but not too bad. This...

Went to Plazio right off the plane in my first stop of the Austin tour. Bad time on a Tuesday afternnon to stop. I am a litte bigger than averge person and make it a rule never to have a private dance with someone bigger than me. ...

Went by for lunch on a weekday. Not much action. Very few customers. Dancers, while attractive, seemed uninterested except in a few regulars. Probably better at night, but not a good place now for lunch....

Its a rather big place. I liked how dark it was. The dancers were beautiful, but the rest of the staff seemed to be rather pissy. Over all its OK, but not the best....

Visited again, another great time! Got dances from Shelby(latina brunette), Michelle(half??latina brunette), and Jewel(white/blond). Of the three, Jewel was my favorite, even though I normally don't like implants. Of course more activities could be found up north at Perfect 10 or Joy, but that's further than I'd like...

I visited this club with friends on a Friday night around 10:00pm. For overall atmosphere/appearance, this may be the nicest club in all of Austin. The club has a nice layout and seems to be fairly new. There is a large main room with three stages...

Went on a Wed evening. No cover before 7pm and $10 dances from 6-8pm. A lot of girls there at the time as evening girls were coming in and dayshift girls were still there. Nice looking slim girls, especially the night shift. No real pressure for...

Palazio has a new smoking section that keeps up with the new smoking rules. I've noticed a drop in quality of the chicks from before. Overall, I still really like this place, it is definitely worth checking out. They have the best shots in town, they are way large!...

Used to be Showpalace. Still owned by the same folks that own Expose down the road, but now it's straight topless with drinks served. The layout hasn't changed much since Showpalace, though it has been classed up a bit. One main stage, two satellite stages on either...

Probably one of the finer clubs in Austin. It's kind of hidden amongst all the other store fronts along the highway,
but worth the extra effort. Girls were hot and there plenty of them. The only draw back was the lack of pivacy in the VIP. ...

I've been to Palazio a few times since I moved to Austin a year ago. Always plenty of beautiful dancers, with a very wide variety (petite to large bolt-ons, white, latina, black, etc) but few dogs. Last time I was there, a few Saturdays ago, I got a...

Palazio is my absolute favorite club in Austin. It is really the only more upscale place. Cover charge was 7 and has a two drink minimum. Drinks are average priced. The girls are mostly very beautiful and young. The club has a relaxed feel and there is not a very...

Went in on a Tuesday about noon. I was very impressed. The girls ranged in the 7-9 range with a 5 and a 10. There was few customers, and at one point I had 3 girls sit with me and my boyfriend. I got a few...

Visited this club recently with my husband. It was a weeknight so not too busy. Inside it was spacious and clean. Drink service was above average. The dancers were also above average IMO. Overall it was couples-friendly but only one dancer approached us for a private dance. We didn't take...

Palazio is plush and new. You don't stink of cigarettes when you leave b/c the furniture is new. The VIP section is nice, it is separated from the rest of the club by a glass wall. The food is generally quite good, ask for the specials. Management does whatever they...

Hit here on a Friday night, but very early in the evening around 7. The club is very upscale inside, but just didn't seem terribly busy for a Friday. Luckily due to said situation, I got plenty of attention from two incredibly hot gals (one at a time,...

Went to the Palazio on a Wednesday evening. I had heard so many good reviews about this club that I just couldn't wait to get in there and find the paradise that the hype has made it out to be. Got in the door probably 6:30, the first...

Went there last week, and had a couple of really smoking table dances from Charlene. If you get there, look her up.

That said, this used to be a different club under a different name until they realized that they had to sell alcohol in that part of town. Now...

Went to Palazio last Friday night. The club was packed with customers and dancers. Sugar's used to be the place with the best looking dancers, but based upon this night Palazio holds that title now. There was no shortage of dancers for anyone's taste and type. ...

By Austin standards not bad not great. Probably the nicest club in terms of the building. Fewer girls than ideal and a mix ranging from 5-9. Had a good time with a couple - I like to hand with them for most of the night if I...

I went to the Palazio yesterday around 11:40 am to check out the lunch crowd, but there was no crowd. No crowd of customers or dancers. There was no cover. I wore shorts and a t-shirt and had no problem getting in. There is a main...

Well, after the fire damagees were fixed they have finally opened for biz. I have to preface this by saying that I have had a bad experience with their other club, Expose. That being said, Palazio is nothing like Expose. Much better layout, and it starts with the "complimentary" valet...