Reviews

I have made Palazio may weekly/monthly club partially due to location and partially due to really cute dancers. The variety is outstanding, mature, elegant, sexy professionals to nubile, sweet, adorable youthful dancers. YMWV.…

I dropped by around 11:30 p.m. and, after paying my $10.00 cover, had to run the gauntlet of waitresses before I could get into the club and let my eyes adjust the lighting so I…

I was in looking for my ATF “Dane”, but she not working tonight. Oh well. I spy a pretty hot dancer on stage 2, but the $1.00 interview goes badly and I pass when she comes…

I visited on Monday afternoon at 2p. It was slow but this club is normally slow on afternoons. Again, my favorite dancer took me back to VIP with no charge. My favorite…

I swung into Palazio on the way home tonight and paid a $10 cover charge to get in after parking in the free parking on the right (there's valet parking available). I bought a soda…

A friend and I went by after the UT baseball game to drink a beer or two and unwind. I was sort of looking for my ATF Dane, but she wasn’t working.…

The layout of the place has not changed much. Valet parking out front, free parking to the right of the club as you face the building. Immediately inside you are greeted by the door man…

It was a slow Mother's Day at Palazio. Luckily, I hooked up with a favorite. Since it was slow, I was invited to VIP free of charge. My favorite gave great intimate dances.…

I have been going to Palazio for several Friday afternoons over the past couple of months. They definitely have a high quality of girls, mostly natural. And quite a few of the…

Palazio delivered a quality SC experience on my recent visit, with enough fetching young ladies to justify the trip. I arrived at 11:30 pm on a Sunday with low expectations (because of the late…

Dane, my ATF has moved over here and so I decided to go see her and check out the place. Dane is early 30s 5' 8", 135, 34DD-27-36 with long dark brown hair,…

Went by for lunch special. Just a diet coke and a club sanwich and the gals. Buddy and i enjoyed it much. No pressure atmosphere, 12 to 15 good looking gals and a crowd of…

Middle of the week visit during a business trip. I was in town alone, and Palazio was just across the street from my hotel. I usually don't go to clubs alone, but I was bored.…

This site has been very helpful to me over the years, but it always bothers me when a club´s rating seems out of sinc with reality. On the strength of it´s rating, I visited Palazio…

Was there on a busy Thursday night, expecting hot college girls - saw more college girls in the crowd rather than on the stage. There were 3 stages going. Ladies were very generous with their…

Went there for the first time on a recent Monday night, expecting that it would be a fairly low-key night. I couldn't have been more wrong. The place was packed to the gills…

This is my club of choice in Austin. Austin clubs are not as hot as Dallas or Houston but a few clubs have a fun factor. Palazio has some VIP areas where the…

Went on a Wednesday night, and this place was pretty good. There were a lot of girls rotating between three stages. There was this one girl Thumper with some nice man made breasts,…

Went to this club to watch Monday Night Football. Girls were average at best and the dances were fairly weak. Drink prices were expensive. Girls were 4's to 6's. The club…

Palazio has been getting some new talent lately during the evenings. Drink prices are pretty expensive, but overall there are less thugs here than most places. They offer decent food too. There are 2 smaller…

I had a great night at Palazio this past Thursday. The selection of beauties was as good as I've seen in Austin in awhile. Dances were tame but very fun. I received…

I watched the De la hoya versus Mayweather fight here as a guest of a friend. It was a great place to watch the action! Lots of good looking girls and good service. The main…

Read review of laid back atmosphere of Palazio's on TUSCL and it caused me to seek out this club. Review was correct. This is a GREAT club. Very laid back. Gals will sit and talk…

Palazio has quickly become one of my favorite clubs in Texas. This club used to be showpalace a few years ago which was all nude and byob but it burned down. Palazio is definitely an…

Stopped by with some friends this past Saturday. The place didn't get too crowded until later. The mix of talent didn't seem as strong as it was on previous visits. Overall the place is still…