Palazio Cabaret Reviews

I have business in South Austin 2 or 3 times a year, and Palazio (South Austin) is very convenient for me. It's weird. I didn't like the first three stage dancers, but thank god none asked me for a dance, because it's hard for me to say no. Then there...

I stopped by Palazio the day after their big seventh anniversary party. The two hottest dancers in the club were pretty much left alone, to my surprise. Since both of them had always given me the cold shoulder (I'm Black, their white) I pretty much avoided them. ...

The club is small but it is honestly one of the better looking clubs from the outside as well as the inside. truth is, there weren't that many girls working when i went in but,there was one that was a certifiable 10 and another that was 8-9. didn't pay much...

My husband and I visited Palazio last year on Valentine's Day. This was our first visit to the club. Right off the bat I felt welcome - they were letting women in for free on Valentine's Day. They also gave long-stem red roses to every woman that came in that...

Dropped by the nearby Palazio after my new car's servicing got done early. I've read negative things about Palazio here and elsewhere on the Internet, but I don't get it. Everybody I talked to--dancers and waitresses--was pleasant and friendly. If there was a negative for me, it...

I was staying at a hotel in the area and decided to give this place a try for dinner, around 9:00. Overall, it is a nice club. The atmosphere is comfortable, and it's reasonably clean. I prefer nude clubs, but I also prefer a drink or two. Most...

If you are going to a strip club in Austin, this is by far the best one. The layout is roomy and having been to numerous other clubs in Austin, the dancers are the hottest. Drinks prices are in-line with any other club in Austin, unless you're hitting...

I was in town for a bachelor party, and the club did a good job of accommodating 16 of us together on what looked like a pretty busy Saturday night. There were no hassles with pushing tables and chairs all over, and we didn't have any problems with the...

For a Saturday night visit, this club was a bit disappointing with only about 12-15 dancers working, which I would rate 6 out of 10 on average in general attractiveness. I thought maybe two were worth getting dances from, and one seemed to be busy with her regulars, and wasn't...

I visited on the night of the last game of the NBA finals. The club was crowded ($10 cover to get in), but not much was happening while the game was going on. The club is a big open room with a few stages in the middle, the...

Stopped by after lunch last week. No cover so that was great. Bought a few beers and got a few dances from Angel. Nice little latin sweetie with a knock-out tight ass! She was grinding me good until I told her to stop. Got 3...

Great night at Palazio. I had always had a thing for a mature hot blond that danced there. I hadn't seen her in many months so I was happy she was working. It was slow when I arrived so I had no problem getting her attention. ...

went with my girlfriend...she loves strip clubs...not one girl approached us which was fine i dont mind approaching them...the amateur contest was fun besides the drunk girl falling all over the stage was annoying and also im fairly confident that only 1 of the girls that participated were amateurs...but whatev.

got...

I was visiting from Houston, which of course has very high mileage clubs, so I didn't have high expectations.

I got in about 9, and since there was a UFC fight on that night, they were charging $20 at the door. It also cost me $10 for the valet. ...

I went here as a customer with a friend on a wild drunken night.

The building itself is very attractive, probably the most attractive of any strip club in austin. It also has the best interior, IMO. and the stages have spinning poles, so for those...

I came in around 10:00 p.m. on a Tuesday evening and was surprised to find a nearly full parking lot. I paid my $10 cover and as usual I had to run the gauntlet of waitresses before I could get into the club and let my eyes adjust to...

Cover was $10, beer bottle was $6.75. Club is moderate size, with a main stage and two small ones on each side of the club.

First night of SXSW, the crowd was a little sparse. The dancers told me that it's still early and they expect more later that...

I arrived after midnight on a Tuesday, and to my surprise, this place was literally packed. I only had a choice of two tables in the main area, and they were terrible seats (right on a edge where there is a lot of foot traffic and people bumping into you)....

The women are really good looking here, and most seem to act like they know it. Some are still friendly, but still pretty focused on making their money-- not quite as laid back as some other clubs, or at least that's my impression.

The interior of the club is really exceptionally...

Palazio has been upping it's game, they are definitely attracting quality talent. Gorgeous attractive young women all around. I went in last night with a few friends to booth in the VIP area. Service was great. Bar tab was expensive but fair and not crazy. Drinks were flowing and the...

Most dancers pretty average looking. Almost all with natural boobs. 5 or 6 of the dancers were very cute and also provided very contact dances. One asked for an xmas bonus for my additional groping. Great to have the 'hot' dancers allow alot of hand touching especially tit and ass...

Palazio is a nice, clean club. There is a large main stage and two satellite stages with poles. A smaller raised area has couches for lapdances, and there is a separate VIP area on the other side of the club. Cover was $10 on a Saturday night, and drinks were...

Good club...nice, but a few of the girls were a little rude. Some were great though. I wish there was a more private area for lap dances, but the quality of girls made up for that. I didn't understand the VIP area, but it seemed fairly open....

I have made Palazio may weekly/monthly club partially due to location and partially due to really cute dancers. The variety is outstanding, mature, elegant, sexy professionals to nubile, sweet, adorable youthful dancers. YMWV. I have had a lot if fun in this club, make out sessions to...

I dropped by around 11:30 p.m. and, after paying my $10.00 cover, had to run the gauntlet of waitresses before I could get into the club and let my eyes adjust the lighting so I could figure out where I wanted to sit instead of being herded by one of...