Reviews

I intended to go to The Landing Strip based upon reviews, but when I plugged in the address into my rental car GPS it kept taking me to a spot where there was no club.…

I visited on a Sunday of a 3-day weekend, so I expected it to be Fri/Sat like. It did not exactly live up to those expectations. Parking is free and cover was $10. The…

The Palazio is currently my favorite men’s club; and while I don’t do this very often, I’d like to call out one particular ROB for the benefit of others. She uses the name Zoey at…

With context, I took my fiancee there so I'm mostly writing for people looking to take women there. Women are generally pretty friendly and very attractive. While in some clubs it's difficult for…

If you’ve read my previous reviews you already know I have issues with the Palazio night shift. Although there’s usually no shortage of beautiful women, many of them have attitudes and I have trouble dealing…

Ever since discovering this club, I’ve been wondering why the Palazio, which undoubtedly has the most beautiful dancers in Austin, has a dancer rating that is hardly better than the Yellow Rose, and actually lower…

Several years ago I had another account on this site where I reviewed most of the Las Vegas clubs since I lived there for about a dozen years; so trust me when I say that…

Their selection is curated to appeal to all preferences. The cleanliness, waitresses, valet/dancers, etc. are clearly trained well and make sure the interactions are professional. Feels like a Las Vegas club in TX. The management…

I haven't been in Palazio in many months. Lots of work and other things to distract my attention. But i decided to go back last week and kill the afternoon at one of the two…

As I walked through the outer doors, before me I saw a very young and pretty Hispanic girl who took my $5 entrance fee. Then a walk down the hallway to my left led me…

I may have just found a new favorite club. I decided to check out The Palazio on a Saturday afternoon, and though it was more than a 30 minute drive from my home (I live…

So the overall atmosphere and look of this place is very high end. Lots of chandelier looking lights and gold trim. The stage (with pole) even had TVs on the side showing videos…