Palazio Cabaret Reviews

Palazio is my all time favorite club. Without a doubt, I've spent more time in this club than all of the others combines over the past 15 years. Although I've never been one to order food at a strip club, the food at Palazio is great. The...

(I visited three clubs on a recent trip to Austin: Landing Strip, Palazio, Perfect 10. This is 2/3.)

Palazio is a very nicely laid out club, and the dancers are generally good looking. I was here for over an hour on a Thursday evening, and got dances from two different girls,...

My usual Austin clubs are the Yellow Rose, Sugar's Uptown Cabaret, and Club Expose. On Sunday afternoon I was on my way to Expose on South Congress when I decided on the spur of the moment to go just a short distance farther south on Congress and east on...

I made my way to Palazio's on a Tuesday afternoon after my tennis tournament ended in the morning. I have been there maybe 4 times in the afternoon and never at night. I am always concerned that I won't find a dancer that I like but it has never happened....

Not impressed. The club itself is one of the better establishemts I've been in. The girls on Sat. nite were ok. Most were cute, not gorgeous. A few had pretty awesome bodies, but only marginal faces. For a Saturday night, not that many girls working. Of those working, there were...

Came in and had a good time. There were several ladies on duty (~15) though the most attractive were monopolized by a bachelor party behind a curtain but still outside the VIP area. Was there for about two hours and about five ladies came by to sit, talk, and ask...

In Austin there is a decent selection of clubs around town. In my opinion, Palazio is my favorite out of the bunch. The atmosphere is super clean and most of the time the girls are among the best I've seen in Austin.

For those who like privacy, Palazio has...

Read the reviews and picked four clubs to check out while I was in town. Palazio suited me best. Landing Strip had a poor lineup. Yellow Rose had a great lineup of attractive women but it was so damn busy the women were not available if you...

Been to Palazio a few times, dancers are ok? $10 at the door, i never try to get a drink there $6 for one beer and the girls will ask for a drink once they join you. So you already drop $20 before the 1st lap dance. But also keep...

Visited on a Friday night. Well lit parking lot with a very nice building. After paying cover charge, entered building. Bar was to the right wall and there were three stages, two smaller ones and a large one in the center. There was a lap dance area to...

The dancers are very attractive and most are very friendly and make you feel comfortable, particularly for an upscale club.
There were a variety of different nationalities there- latina, asian, European, etc.

The physical layout of the club is really nice. It’s one of the cleaner and nicer clubs...

This club is my new favorite club in Austin. Pretty upscale place. Clean as far as these clubs go. Main floor is a wide open area with three stages spread out, so there is a good view from just about everywhere in the club. Also has...

Just moved to Austin, this is a review for Palazio on the night of the LSU Bama game, stopped in to watch that. Was sitting at the bar for a while scoping out the talent while I watched the game. There was a pretty hot filipina that I...

I visited Sunday night. I was greeted well at the entrance. A hot waitress seated me. I had a couple of drinks at $8 $12. I would guess it was pretty slow, not a lot of customers there, which brought me more attention than I care...

I got there about 10PM on the Friday before Halloween. It was also a Texas football home weekend, so it may have been more crowded than normal. I paid a $10 cover and beer is like $6 plus tip. I parked for free, but they also have...

Thursday is amateur night. There must have been at least one "dancer" for every two guys in the club, a very target rich environment. I had some wonderful time with a new girl that just got into town from MI (forget her name). Mileage was good plus...

We visited on a lazy Sat evening and due to the road constructions near by the GPS guided incorrectly. We found it after couple of turns and the parking was very cool and easy. We paid the cover $10 each, kinda expensive. There were around 20 girls and more were...

Went by on a thursday afternoon. I was hoping my ATF Marissa was working. I walked in and paid the $3 cover. The hostess was a dancer I used to see back in the day at expose. Super hot and big boobies. Nice surprise. Too bad she's not dancing.
I walked...

You'd be hard pressed to find a stunner and most of the girls aren't much for conversation. The music is primarily Hardcore Rap. If you find the N-Word offensive then this is not the club for you. Because nearly every song is Rap that uses it like...

Went here Sunday 9-18-2011 around 11pm. The driver from Rick's caberet stood us up so we got a taxi and requested Palazio. About 15 minutes from 6th St bars and clubs. $10 cover. Da boyz were very happy with this club. I would say it is a rather posh looking...

Came to Pallazio after a bad visit at Perfect 10. The club is a very nice looking as are the ladies in it. The cover was $25 and the drinks are pretty high but the ladies were very nice. The dances were pretty clean but I think it's becuase the...

This club surprised me. The woman were all quite attractive and the number of tattoes were not nearly as bad as I often see. Some women were extensively marked but many were unmarked. The truly surprising part was that despite showing interest in a couple of the...

I thought this was the club I had visited on my previous visit to Austin - but was mistaken. This was a longer taxi drive from downtown than I expected. This is a very nice looking club and I like that you can easily get a seat...

Good club layout, girls are mainly 5 - 7's, with a few with implants. Also very thirsty dancers, so if you get the right dancer, you can get away with a lot of touching, sucking, etc during lapdances. There was no one monitoring the contact so that is amazing....

I haven't been here in a while, stopped by last Sunday and was very impressed by the selection of dancers. Mostly young college type looking, my personal favorite. Stage shows were above average.. not too many girls looked like they were writing their grocery list.. I'm not much for stage...