Reviews

Decided to waste some time before retiring to bed, so i headed to the Palazio about 10pm, left around 12:30am, to see how much had changed. Not much, I estimated, as I saw done…

I arrived at approximately 6:30 pm, just in time to get in for free (military ID). The normal cover at this time of the day is $5. I wasn't expecting much since I knew it…

I was visiting a friend of mine in Corpus Christi and we decided to make the 3 hour drive from Corpus to Austin as we were going to spend the weekend up there. Our hotel…

This club is one of the better upscale clubs I've ever been to. Although it's located on a highway in a semi-industrial area of South Austin, the parking lot is safe and free. No need…

Was in Austin and visited clubs in South Austin last month. Summary of a few visits to Palazio. Parking is free and valet is available. They will also pick you up and drop you off from…

During my three night visit to Austin last week, my middle night (Monday) was populated by Palazio, a club on a freeway frontage road that resembles numerous other Texas strip clubs located on freeway frontage…

I headed to Palazio on a Wednesday afternoon around 5p. Club is pretty nice both inside and out. Parking was free and cover was $5 in the afternoon. I knew I was going to be…

I visited Palazio on a Tuesday night, arriving around 9 pm. As others have noted, ongoing road construction has made a mess of the area, with new exits and traffic patterns; just be aware. The…

i went at around 11:30pm on a friday night. lots of people as to be expected. tried to find this pretty girl next door type of a girl i had dances with last…

After a less than stellar trip on a Tuesday night (see previous review), I thought I would try again on a night that didn't have specials. Went on a Wednesday. It was actually worse. Yes,…

Crowded! Not necessarily because there was a huge crowd there, but because of the setup of the club itself. Seating is pretty much all at tables - small 4-tops and longer tables, mostly…

This is a combined review from a couple of visits over one weekend. The first visit was on a Friday night, from about 10pm to 2am. I came with a group of 10 guys and it…

I was visiting Austin for a few days and decided to hit Palazio on a Tuesday night after a dismal experience at the Landing strip. My uber driver told me this is the best club…

Dollars on the rail went a long way. Went with a bachelor party late on a Sunday. Got in no cover by calling in ahead and saying we were coming. General vibe is a bit Vegas-y…

As the title says - return visit - been a year or two since I was there. Chatter among friends about the hot women pulled me back. Club is nice on the inside. Relative safe…

I had previously visited here during the day on a Tuesday. This time it was night time. My previous visit was nice. Good dances, good looking girls. No upsell pressure. Night time is evidently different. While…

So, where to start! Ok, immediately I am looking at the exterior and wondering if Texas has a thing for Roman/Greek decorations with this club and my previous evening’s escapades at Cover Girls in…

While not the best ever, this is a good solid club. Decent facilities, good selection of nice looking dancers, good lap dances for $20 a pop. First time at this club. Went on a Tuesday afternoon.…

Was in town for the evening and decided to check out the place after seeing solid reviews on this site. Parking: Both free and valet parking available Interior and Decor: After paying the 10$ cover i strolled…

Visited this place to have a little fun on a work trip. I tend to favor single or multiple song lap dances from a variety of girls, and enjoy being approached by many of the…

I stopped by Palazio for the first time on a Saturday afternoon. I had about an hour to kill before I had somewhere to be so I wanted somewhere to get a couple of…

Off 71 this place was packed on a Friday night. No cover for military here which was really cool, but little did I know they’ll get my money other ways inside. I think my Bud…

We were in Austin for a buddies bachelor party. Near bar closing time guys wanted to hit up this club. Called and they got a table ready for us. $300 for 12 guys to have…

Palazio never disappoints me with the number of beautiful young women that frequent the day shift. The physical layout of the club as been often described - no cover at the time I arrived (just…

My ATF at Expose Austin decided to take a short break from SC industry, I visited Expose several times after she quit, didn't succeed to find another favorite girl here, so this time, I went…