Palazio Cabaret
501 E Ben White Blvd Austin, TX 78704

The Geeky, Sexy Type

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Pseudonym86
Feb 28, 2020, 9:05 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Decided to waste some time before retiring to bed, so i headed to the Palazio about 10pm, left around 12:30am, to see how much had changed. Not much, I estimated, as I saw done new LED screen and graphics,maybe a few more moving lights. Otherwise same club, same friendly table service, same luke-warm dancers. As I sat, I perused through the talent, mostly skinny tit-less dancers looking for a quick buck, a few with man-mades, and only a smaller percentage who looked like they actually knew how to move.

I eyed through a group of the standalone big-titted blondes, swiping thru their phones and gossiping amongst themselves; they were the type who one would think were only in interested in cultivating big-dollar 'Cabana experiences' & their pool of regulars.

Luckily I exchanged glances with Monroe, a vivacious young sweetie in a school girl uniform, a small skirt barely covering her cute white ass and top hugging her fake D-cups. She wore those librarian glasses and had a cute smile that just lifted my spirits.

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