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review
14 years ago
Haven't been to this club in...
Haven't been to this club in some time, but it still absolutely GREAT! As always, there are quiet a few lovely women who work this club and they are absolutely friendly. No...
Tampamike
Florida
review
15 years ago
I was recently retired from the...
I was recently retired from the army for wounds received in combat. This place lifted my spirits. The bouncers were awesome, not pushy at all. The girls are 100% the best...
Inlovewithastripper
review
15 years ago
I am posting this as a...
I am posting this as a follow up to my last review. I stand corrected. Evidently, I hit this club on some off nights. Friday night's visit was quite impressive. There were a LOT...
potheadpl
Florida
review
15 years ago
I'd always been impressed with Bare...
I'd always been impressed with Bare Assets in the past. I started visiting this club in August of 2009, admittedly not very often. It's a long drive for me in bad traffic, and Brass...
potheadpl
Florida
review
15 years ago
I visited on Sunday, March 14....
I visited on Sunday, March 14. About a dozen dancers were working, mostly 7-8's. I saw Sarah, who used to be Megan at Ybor Strip. She gives off a MILF vibe. I decided...
Usagi
Florida
review
15 years ago
Wow. I had heard about this...
Wow. I had heard about this place but was very disappointed. Talent was probably 2 7's and a couple of 6s. Very pricey to go back for laps or VIP. The people were friendly...
2335vent
review
15 years ago
I usually visit Bare Assets @...
I usually visit Bare Assets @ night, but last Saturday I decided to try their dayshift. There is no cover on dayshift, which is nice. I found a seat, which was easy. Place was...
potheadpl
Florida
review
15 years ago
Still among my favorite places. They...
Still among my favorite places. They have impoved the lighting somewhat (or maybe my eyes have gotten better) but it is still quite dark. A cultural shock when entering from the Florida sunshine. Beer...
HRM_Cons
review
15 years ago
Used to stop in quite often,...
Used to stop in quite often, mostly in the afternoon and got to know several of the gals. Open area was good for topless grinding, especially since often alone. Back areas had...
Palmharborguy100
review
15 years ago
When I'm in the mood to...
When I'm in the mood to drink and smoke AND see full nudity I drive over to Holiday to visit Bare Assets. Of all the clubs I've been to this one has a little...
TrevorJ72
Florida
review
15 years ago
I am an occasional visitor to...
I am an occasional visitor to Florida and BA has been a stop on each visit. The first few times I had been there, the experience was immensely pleasureable. But last years...
stillworks
North Carolina
review
15 years ago
I visited this establishment Friday, Saturday,...
I visited this establishment Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights with a big group of guys. The ratio of dancers to customers on Friday and Saturday night was low, but Sunday had a much...
Chief69
Indiana
review
15 years ago
Came in with a couple of...
Came in with a couple of friends visiting from out-of-town on a late Friday night (11ish). Lots of girls, but the avg. quality per girl was a quite a ways down from what...
Samella
Florida
review
15 years ago
Came here for my bachelor party....
Came here for my bachelor party. I was very impressed with the quality of girls on a Friday night. Overall the club is pretty dark, but is cool because there are many...
neophyte4779
review
15 years ago
Made my first visit to Bare...
Made my first visit to Bare Assets yesterday. Kind of a disappointment. What others have said about the bouncers is true. There was congestion as we tried to enter---because three bouncers were standing around...
potheadpl
Florida
review
15 years ago
it's taken awhile to post this....
it's taken awhile to post this. stopped by at the end of august and was not overly impressed. mostly 6's maybe a 7 or two. it was a slow night, so i'm sure it's...
sparkpip
Illinois
review
15 years ago
Dropped by Bare Assets on a...
Dropped by Bare Assets on a Friday around 7 PM. There must have been a shift change going on as they rounded up all the girls for a stage review. Usually these...
Silas
Florida
review
15 years ago
I visited the club Tuesday afternoon...
I visited the club Tuesday afternoon around 3:00 and was surprised by the number of dancers in the club. There were about 6 dancers with not too many customers. There was no cover. I...
captains100
review
15 years ago
i visited bare assets and was...
i visited bare assets and was amazed at how cheap the drinks were to other clubs. The music was great and the club was full. The women were beautiful between 7-9. Very relaxed atmosphere...
palmbiche
review
16 years ago
I...
I dropped by here on a recent jaunt thru Florida. Its an above-average club. There was no cover, nice, and full nudity. Stage set-up lets you...
DickJohnson
Illinois
review
16 years ago
I was referred to this club...
I was referred to this club by my brother who lives in the area. I went in and there were a few women. Some were pretty nice and some not so much....
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
16 years ago
Visited again while in the area....
Visited again while in the area. My only complaint is that the club is DARK. Walk in from the Florida sunshine, and it takes quite a while to figure even if the gal is...
HRM_Cons
review
16 years ago
I was in Pasco for the...
I was in Pasco for the day and stumbled across Bare Assets. Went in about 2:00 and there were about 8 girls working. The girls varied in size and looks, some young hot ones....
machew_ii
review
16 years ago
A good club but without vibe,...
A good club but without vibe, or ambiance, or whatever the trendy term is right now, at least in the afternoon. Nice decor, good talent, excellent LD action, but 24 hours later I remembered...
clubtreker
review
16 years ago
Visited on a Thursday night several...
Visited on a Thursday night several weeks ago. $10 cover charge. Dancers were quite friendly and good interaction when tipping them for their stage dances. One dancer was especially liberal with her...
Foxyman
Florida