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review
16 years ago
I spent a couple hours here...
I spent a couple hours here between day and evening shift. The club interior is more upscale than most of the other clubs in this area, and so are the quality of the...
bukkakebling
Florida
review
16 years ago
Stopped in on Thursday afternoon, the...
Stopped in on Thursday afternoon, the first week in November. Sat by the stage, had a drink. Watched a half-dozen or so dancers, one of whom actually bared all her assets. No one approached...
ZACKTOUR
review
16 years ago
Visited the club after the previous...
Visited the club after the previous reviews peeked my interest. The parking lot was full (a good sign) so I parked behind the club in their lot across the street. The door...
XTommyX
Minnesota
review
16 years ago
Fun club that I have been...
Fun club that I have been to many times over the years. Second best club in Pasco county next to Brass Flamingo and trust me they are very very close in all areas. No...
StevieStripClub
review
16 years ago
Attended once with our friends for...
Attended once with our friends for their Jack and Jill engagement party...Had a GREAT time...Jack and Jill are still up the hill! I got a lap dance that went about a minute longer than...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
16 years ago
This is a good "anything goes"...
This is a good "anything goes" type club. Kind of a shabby interior that looks like a remodeled house with a strange cramped layout. Make sure to go in the evening. I...
cordog1
review
16 years ago
I dropped by on a Monday...
I dropped by on a Monday afternoon. There were lots of cars in the lot and a lot of customers inside. Most of the customers tended to be older white guys in...
Silas
Florida
review
16 years ago
visited club around 330p on Tuesday...
visited club around 330p on Tuesday 6/17. good crowd. lots of dancers. too many anorexics, too many tattoos, too many bolt on boobs. Was happy to see my old fav Paige working. ...
ShotDisc
Florida
review
16 years ago
I dropped into the Bare Assets...
I dropped into the Bare Assets 12:45 PM having heard a while back that the incomparable (38 triple Ds) Allison, late of the Tanga, might be working there. It was not to be... There...
ZACKTOUR
review
16 years ago
very busy club,pretty and polide ladies.latte...
very busy club,pretty and polide ladies.latte night turned out to be very ghetto.admison was $9 drink prices are fair.some girls have no business to dance in any club.they have topless dances for $20 and...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
16 years ago
This will be a brass tacks...
This will be a brass tacks review for the out of town set. Unless you happen to be in Holiday, Florida there is no need to go out of your way to check...
wallanon
review
17 years ago
I've always wanted to visit Bare...
I've always wanted to visit Bare Assets, but I never had a chance. I've read some great reviews here on TUSCL and on other websites. Either a big rainstorm would back up...
Usagi
Florida
review
17 years ago
Was back here a few weeks...
Was back here a few weeks ago and managed to hook up with India, an older Latina with a nice rear-end and big, albeit not exactly perky, breasts. She gave great dances in...
Samella
Florida
review
17 years ago
Returned from...
Returned from Florida again recently and went here again. great overall club. I went in the afternoon on a Wednesday and there musthave been about 10 girls, most...
DickJohnson
Illinois
review
17 years ago
Was here for part of the...
Was here for part of the day shift in mid-February. It's certainly a good time. I spent some time with a dancer who certainly wasn't the hottest in the club, but was very friendly...
mngolfguy
review
17 years ago
Since my last review, the club...
Since my last review, the club has hired a ton of new dancers for day shifts. While most of the old favorites are still around, some of the new women are fine, eager...
snappa
review
17 years ago
Spent two very enjoyable afternoons there...
Spent two very enjoyable afternoons there in mid-January. Everything said about the afternoon shift below is true. What could be better than sitting with a drink and a smoke watching beautiful naked...
Kenmont
Maine
review
17 years ago
I agree with previous reviewers about...
I agree with previous reviewers about quality of day shift dancers. Stopped in Saturday, since I was in the area (rarely am). I was amazed at how a club could not charge a cover...
Tucker40
Florida
review
17 years ago
Definitely my favorite club in the...
Definitely my favorite club in the Tampa area. Full nude, alcohol. Decent contact lap dances. I prefer the day shift, and often head there after work just to unwind. The...
snappa
review
17 years ago
Previous...
Previous reviews have pretty much been right-on. I stopped by here day shift and there about 10 girls that day. Most of them were about 7-8's, and...
DickJohnson
Illinois
review
17 years ago
Completely agree with the previous posts...
Completely agree with the previous posts about the difference between dayshift and nightshift dancers. I was here a few days ago and stayed from 5:30pm to about 8pm, experienced both varieties. Dayshift girls were...
Samella
Florida
review
17 years ago
Just as in my previous visit...
Just as in my previous visit here (reviewed June 5), I experienced mixed success over two days, which proves the wisdom of the advice "YMMV" if nothing else. First day, afternoon visit produced a sensuous...
clubtreker
review
17 years ago
visited 13/3 around 2pm. club...
visited 13/3 around 2pm. club was empty. High girl to guy ratio. sat down at bar and much to my surprise, my favorite club dancer, Paige, was sitting right next to me....
ShotDisc
Florida
review
17 years ago
I seem to only get here...
I seem to only get here in the afternoons. The dancers rate very high for day time staff. Very friendly, very attractive ... and stark naked. Tough to beat! There is no cover charge during...
HRM_Cons
review
17 years ago
Guys -- I stopped in at Bare...
Guys -- I stopped in at Bare Assets last week, during a business trip to the Tampa Bay area. It was during the day, so there was no cover charge. They were running...
glover
Florida