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review
13 years ago
This is my go to club...
This is my go to club when I am in the Tapma area. The combination of full bar and full nude is just hard to beat. The club is fairly small but has a...
travelguy10
review
13 years ago
I walked in here expecting nothing,...
I walked in here expecting nothing, and while I was not disappointed with the club or the girls the lay out of the floor SUCKS!. This club has a main stage, and very odd...
Katanapilot
review
13 years ago
It has been a while since...
It has been a while since the last visit and some things have changed. Some interior updating, no more common lap dance room only booths. Decent crowd with drinks still priced good...
bukkakebling
Florida
review
13 years ago
Very fun and exciting club, however...
Very fun and exciting club, however girls can be rude. Went with a group of friends, got our own private poll in the back. Drinks were cheap and the girls were hot, just had...
bigguyfla69
review
13 years ago
Stopped by about 3pm on a...
Stopped by about 3pm on a Thursday. Dancers were either older than me (not a good thing) or overweight. There were probably 7-87 dancers, the best looking one was a 8, with the rest...
fla_funmeister
Miami Florida
review
13 years ago
BA is a great club but...
BA is a great club but a long drive. Can be worth it tho if you have some money to burn. Drink prices more than reasonable for all nude club, door charge starts at...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
13 years ago
For some reason we always end...
For some reason we always end up at this place when there is no where else to go. They serve booze which is cool, but let's face it... You are on Pasco county...
2Darkpark
review
13 years ago
This is by far my favorite...
This is by far my favorite club. It has a nice interior with comfortable chairs and a nice fully stocked bar. The club has it's main stage in the corner of the...
howser91
review
13 years ago
I visited this total nude club...
I visited this total nude club on a hot Thursday afternoon/ The AC worked well in the club as it was quite cool. As to the cleanliness, they need to clean the...
YouHootEus
review
13 years ago
I was in town for some...
I was in town for some business, which ended early, and I saw this place on US19 and figured I would give it a try. It was nothing special from the outside, but...
howser
Oregon
review
13 years ago
Let me start out by saying...
Let me start out by saying that this is one of the best clubs I have been to in the pasco area. I have been a few times and have always had a good...
jayman2323
review
13 years ago
I stopped into Bare Assets around...
I stopped into Bare Assets around 23:30 on a Tuesday evening. The outside of the building reminded me of the roadhouses that you see driving through the Texas Panhandle. Directly in the main door...
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
review
13 years ago
Haven't visited here for some time....
Haven't visited here for some time. Nice surprise - they redecorated. Posh granite bar tops, new "you sit and the dancer's snatch is right in your face" bar and - most importantly, much better...
hrm_consx
review
14 years ago
I went to bare assets on...
I went to bare assets on a Saturday afternoon in late March. No cover charge. The club is well layed out, but a little short on stage seats,clean and very high end for...
anatt1
review
14 years ago
I hit BA on a Friday...
I hit BA on a Friday evening, after being disappointed at Brass Flamingo. What others have said is true----the girls aren't as friendly here as they could be. That being said, the girls at...
potheadpl
Florida
review
14 years ago
Based on other reviews, I decided...
Based on other reviews, I decided to give BA another shot. I visited on a Friday night around 8:30pm, before it got crowded. When I arrived, there were only about 10 customers...
jj69
Missouri
review
14 years ago
Bare Assets is well worth your...
Bare Assets is well worth your time and money! If youâ€™re visiting the New Port Ritchie area this is the place to hit up. Finding the club is a breeze. Parking is easy and...
luckycharm
review
14 years ago
Second time to BA a few...
Second time to BA a few months ago. Much worse than my previous visit. The club had barely a dozen girls (last time there were 20+), all average at best. The place...
tsgdmpc
review
14 years ago
Got to the club around five...
Got to the club around five and found a spot at the bar. I was attended to by a nice young lady whose name I was unable to hear due to an overzealous speaker...
BCW1159
review
14 years ago
Dropped by here on a Saturday...
Dropped by here on a Saturday night. Club has a strange layout that seems to make it feel larger than it is, but its not very big. There was enough people here...
Bushrod
review
14 years ago
A good club overall - very...
A good club overall - very relaxed atmosphere, full bar, and a decent number of good looking dancers. Most of the girls were in the 7-8 range with a few outlier 6's and 9's....
sharpener64
review
14 years ago
I came in a few times...
I came in a few times before during day shift and did not think much of this club. Were at a few other clubs and most of the hot dancers told me that they...
Crimsonole
review
14 years ago
I came in a few times...
I came in a few times before during day shift and did not think much of this club. Were at a few other clubs and most of the hot dancers told me that they...
Crimsonole
review
14 years ago
Visited last month on a Sat...
Visited last month on a Sat afternoon at around 2pm and it wasn't that crowed. There was no cover charge and they serve liquor, with full nude which is a strange combination in...
bigslick9999
review
14 years ago
Went north to Pasco to see...
Went north to Pasco to see what all the fuss was about. Tried 2 other clubs and was unimpressed until Bare Assets. The place was packed and alcohol was flowing. There were...
tsgdmpc