Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Bare Assets Reviews

• review

  a month ago
  Bare assets on a Tuesday

  Went to bare assets off a recommendation from a buddy. Got there around 8 pm. Not the most busy and looks like it was around shift change as several new dancers came in...
  DirkDiggler5
• review

  3 months ago
  As Dr. John says, I was in the right place, but it must've been the wrong time.

  Bare Assets is the first club you get to as you leave Pinellas County and enter Pasco County. It is located on the north bound side of 19 just beyond a boat dealer....
  Willy215
• review

  4 months ago
  Not a great Sunday, will return

  I've been to BA maybe 5 or 6 times over the last 2 years. What can I really say that hasn't already been said? Let's try... The club is more of a bar/hang than a...
  Jdizzle84
• review

  5 months ago
  Slow Friday Unimpressive Talent

  Visited on a Friday Evening after reading good things about this club on the internet. Arrived just before cover started at 7 pm. Place is pretty small overall and smells of smoke. After entering...
  scarfacedude
• review

  6 months ago
  Uh Oh

  I've reviewed Bare Assets before and it's been one of my favorite go-to clubs for several years. My last two visits have me very concerned that things have slid downhill considerably. I visited on...
  Comments: 2

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  6 months ago

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  shanny72
  FredEttish

  Parts Unknown
• review

  7 months ago
  Not as sure a thing as some reviews make it seem…

  This review is from a little while ago, I had decided on driving up to the Pasco clubs after not finding what I was looking for at my home town clubs in Fort Myers,...
  Givemegothgirls

  Milf lover and newbie nerd
• review

  8 months ago
  There is always next time

  I have been here multiple times before but had not visited since last summer. I decided to check it out again to see what is new and exciting. Keep that in mind...
  notyouraverageBS

  a nice warm place
• review

  8 months ago
  Fun club but high dance prices

  Stopped by here recently Saturday night from 12:30am to 1:30am. The club closes at 2am. The parking lot is fine, no issues there and cover charge was...
  Comments: 1

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  8 months ago

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  Givemegothgirls
  Unfazed1
• review

  10 months ago
  Another successful weekend trip..

  This is a summary of visits on Thursday and Saturday night back in November, along with knowledge I have gained over the past 3 years. The BA is right on HWY-19. I have only...
  Comments: 3

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  10 months ago

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  Bobjob34
  Bobjob34

  Fingerblaster
• review

  10 months ago
  Average Day.

  Arrived around 4-5 pm. No cover, no parking fee. Layout hasn't changed much over the years. I'd say the interior is above average for the area. It's full nude and full liquor here. Grabbed a Corona...
  Boner4Days
• review

  10 months ago
  Great experience, but not the best bang for your buck.

  Arrived around 3:30pm on a Tuesday. No cover before night shift (which I think starts around 7pm?) you just walk right in, which I did and headed straight to the bar. There were only...
  samella2

  Massachusetts
• review

  a year ago
  Great Time with a Princess

  I haven't been to Bare Assets in a few months so I decided to stop through after a couple of nightmare visits to some other area clubs (reviews to come on those). Thursdays at...
  Comments: 1

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  10 months ago

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  Bobjob34
  FredEttish

  Parts Unknown
• review

  a year ago
  A Club for Regulars

  Decided to check this place out. It is one of the Clubs that I don't remember ever visiting. It was just before midnight, so I thought I would catch it as its...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  Alfredo_Darke
  Chieftain

  Florida
• review

  a year ago
  Brazen

  Location: Right on RT19 in Pasco. A short (although not trivial) drive west of city proper. Parking / Valet: No valet. Small lot on side of building. Basically empty for day shift. The Club: Made 2...
  mjx01

  Aspiring Global Hound
• review

  a year ago
  Good but searching for something else

  The place has been described before and so have the drinks prices aren’t bad a little less than 5 a beer not sure about liqueur but they do run specials on weeknights. I popped...
  Givemegothgirls

  Milf lover and newbie nerd
• review

  a year ago
  Thursday nights

  This place is definitely going up on my list. I used to spend a lot of time at DD and Oz which are still good but I feel this place gives a different vibe....
  Goldenparachutes

  Everywhere
• review

  a year ago
  Still a solid club but inflation has caught up

  Been here a few times over the years. It's better than most of the clubs in the area but that's no guarantee. Afternoons they will usually have 3-6 girls working when other...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  Bobjob34
  KZ900
• review

  2 years ago
  Efficient 40 Minutes

  Stopped in on the Way North with a buddy of mine. Parking was free, and there was an $8 cover. Walk in, and the bathrooms in VIP rooms are straight ahead and to the...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  Alfredo_Darke
  Eastsdthndrhwk
• review

  2 years ago
  🎶Fucking cubans is the bare necessities, it's the simple bear necessities🎶

  Holiday, FL. If we took a holiday, took some time to celebrate. Just one day out of life. It would be, it would be so fine. Wednesday night kicking off a Pasco strip club...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  samella2
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  2 years ago
  Disappointed but happy to come back

  So this review is the summation of a little bit of bouncing back and forth from Bare Assets and Red Room. When you walk in there are bathrooms to your left and the stage...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

  by

  Loneli
  Givemegothgirls

  Milf lover and newbie nerd
• review

  2 years ago
  Better than average

  This is actually a combination of three visits, two in the late afternoon (2pm-4pm), and one in the early evening (~7:00pm). The early evening visit was easily the worst. I don't know at what...
  samella2

  Massachusetts
• review

  2 years ago
  Assets worth investigating

  Located just across the line into Pasco country on Rt 19 north where nude bars can serve alcohol unlike Hillsborough just south. Parking around the 3 sides of the building is minimal, just...
  Comments: 3

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  2 years ago

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  notyouraverageBS
  notyouraverageBS

  a nice warm place
• review

  2 years ago
  Had a decent time, but probably better on a busier night

  Headed up here on a Tuesday night around 930p. The club is on a main road and easy to find. Plenty of parking around the side, well lit and safe. Walked around the front,...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  Longball300
  Hank Moody

  I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
• review

  2 years ago
  3 great visits over a long weekend

  So I was in town for some work stuff and had been here once before for a quick visit with out much luck so I decided I’d try again based on reviews. So this...
  Comments: 1

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  2 years ago

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  TxVegas
  Simplesamms
• review

  3 years ago
  This is the 'Great Value' Version of Diamond Dolls Pompano. Much Better at Night

  I was actually here a few weeks ago during the day (around 3pm) and the place was all but dead. The bartender was cute but there were only 3 or 4 girls working and...
  Comments: 5

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  Jascoi
  FredEttish

  Parts Unknown