I rate this club above average...

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

This is the all time worst strip club in Washington, DC. It seems like the employees have gone to training to learn how to be hostile towards the customers, ready to pounce on you for…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, CA

I left this club after the DJ started cutting the songs short. Too bad, I was the only customer in the place and would have stayed to continue lap dances with all the girls.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

This club has the most abundant quantity of good looking girls of any club I have seen so far. The contact is equal to some of the clubs in LA with the exception of the…

Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy with…

As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed… Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast the few times…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always like…

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers in…