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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

review
published 18 yrs ago
I went to HB on Wednesday....
reviewed by
Howdy27

5.0

I went to HB on Wednesday. There were alot of new ladies, but they seemed to circulate less then in the past. There are some new 7-9 in Mercedes and Trixy. Mercedes…

review
published 18 yrs ago
My impression of this place, without...
reviewed by
happylap

8.0

My impression of this place, without actually going there, had always been something like a raunchy Hooters (actually I’ve never been to a Hooters. Maybe they’re raunchy in their own right.) But after…

review
published 18 yrs ago
When you first come in to...
reviewed by
baseball

7.0

When you first come in to this club it appears to be nothing more than a bikini bar that serves food. The women are mostly attractive but the dancing on stage is disappointing and…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Went to HB on Monday and...
reviewed by
Howdy27

7.0

Went to HB on Monday and saw several new faces. That was good because it seemed like there were very few girls there. Unique was there are hot as ever, but my attention…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I was disappointed in this club....
reviewed by
monk

5.0

I was disappointed in this club. It was very large and very noisy. There were plenty of girls and they were cruising for interested customers for the VIP. The girls were nice…

review
published 18 yrs ago
OVERALL, A DISAPPOINTMENT. THIS IS A...
reviewed by
Officer

3.0

OVERALL, A DISAPPOINTMENT. THIS IS A BIKINI CLUB; SO CUSTOMERS DON'T GET TO SEE ANY PART OF THE GIRLS' BODIES AT ALL--NOT EVEN THEIR BOOBS!

LEVEL OF NUDITY: The whole point of going to…

review
published 18 yrs ago
This is a strange club. ...
reviewed by
homeslice

7.0

This is a strange club. It is bikini in the main room but for private dances it can be topless. It seems the club really is about the lap dance area. The…

review
published 18 yrs ago
This was my first time back...
reviewed by
Howdy27

7.0

This was my first time back to HB in maybe 8 months. I was there about noon. Not very crowded, but then I saw her. "Unique". Yes, she was. I…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Went to HB early on a...
reviewed by
jimhalsted

6.0

Went to HB early on a Monday evening. This was my first trip to a club in Chicago, and while I think Chicago has earned its reputation as a bad town for clubs, HB…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Was here on a Thursday night...
reviewed by
Bobtard

7.0

Was here on a Thursday night a couple of weeks ago. Not many changes here, a few new girls, one in particular caught my eye. Her name was Sadie, a very cute, sweet young Blonde.…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Back to an old favorite, the...

8.0

Back to an old favorite, the place is like that ol barcolounger, you know you should get rid of it, but it feels so good. Happened to be in the neighborhood after dropping a…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Large place, good looking girls for...
reviewed by
nj_pete

5.0

Large place, good looking girls for the most part, but had 2 come over within minutes of arriving who would not take no for an answer on the private dances. Did end up…