Reviews

Have been here a few times now, and have not yet been really impressed by it, but the location is great for me. There are a handful of high quality dancers, but for the most…

I was in the area and decided to stop by HB. I haven't been there is quite some time. HB is somewhat near O'Hare airport. The club has been remodeled since the…

I go to HB about once a month since it's the closest place to where I live. Bikini dances on the stages. In the afternoon there's about 10-15 girls rotating through the 3 stages. They…

I actually used to work at Heavenly Bodies. As a CUSTOMER, I've been to better clubs. The dances are kind of expensive, especially since the girls aren't even full nude. A lot of the girls…

Rates recently changed though 5 dances for $50 is the deal for topless w/moderate grind. (new area is $60 for 5 dances, though I am not sure if it warrants the extra $10) Dancers…

Just got back from club tonight. Was there from about 10pm-1am. A few reviews said the outside of the building looks like crap but I thought it looked alright. Big parking lot that was lighted…

Went in to celebrate my cousins birthday on a sat nite because I had heard fri nites was not really all that hot. There was a nice range of dancers but not all got up…

I was in Chicago around O'Hare and it was too late to go to the fun placeson the southside so I went back to Heavenly Bodies after several years away. Not much changed.…

Finally gave this place a try, and I was not particularly impressed. I find it odd that there were 2-3 women on a stage at a given time, and they were all in full…

Have not been to the old HB in quite awhile. My visit here last night was benign as I was delivering soup to one of my friends who was waitressing there. Still, I decided to…

Hit up Heavenly Bodies the other night. It was pretty cool but no extras at all. I had 9 two for 20 dances, decent grindage on some but that's about it. The girls were really…

The outside of the building looks a little unkept and I was apprehensive going in. After putting the "coin" in the turnstyle (definitely the strangest entrance ever). I was in. Once my eyes adjusted to…