Reviews

First time visiting hb's saw some pretty good reviews and decided to pay a visit. Parking lot was well lit and plenty of spaces. Upon walking in first thing that strikes me is how small…

This was my first time here. and it was worth it. When i got there they were only using two stages at the time and then they started using all three. For a sunday night…

They have changed things up slightly in the back room for dances. They now have a "more private" dance option downstairs. I didn't try one so I don't know if it is worth the extra…

Stopped by on a weekday afternoon. Most aspects of this club are well documented. The $10 dances though are a good value. Mileage is not overly high but neither is the cost. I haven't been…

Stopped in on Thursday night. The clientele gets scary as the night wears on. $10 cover and drinks are $1.50 The quality of dancers ranges from 2-8. Several dancers in the 30-50 age range. Was…

First time at Heavenly Bodies and generally enjoyed the place. The place was in a relatively safe neighborhood, easy to find, and had a nice, well-lit parking lot. $10 cover was pretty reasonable…

I decided to check out this place Thursday night. The outside looks like a building that is ready to collapse. But I was pleasently surprised when I came inside. There was a 10 dollar cover,…

Heavenly Bodies is the first strip club I visited since moving to Illinois from Texas. Most people I had encountered told me that the clubs here were not worth my time or money, so…

This place is a pretty good club. Surprised at a $10 cover during the day, but the beer only cost a buck a bottle, so I guess that evens out. THere were 6…

Don't frequent this club often because as others have said, Chicago area clubs suck but despite what others have said, I think the dancers here are great looking. And, the dances are probably the best…

Visited this club for the first time in several years. (I lived in Detroit for several years, then moved back to this area about a year ago). I came in the late afternoon, and the…

Low cover free food, cheap beer ($2), friendly girls. Lots of lighted parking, felt safe. The dancers had clothes on but allowed lots of touching, and holding. There wasn't the barrier there…