Reviews

I went back after a lon period of absence to see if anything had improved. Sad to say things are not much better. The club is generally clean and I did not see any dirt…

I decided to give Heavenly Bodies a shot in search for a cheaper, and perhaps higher mileage, alternative to Scores in the O'Hare area. Long story short ... you get what you pay for.…

Stopped in on a Monday night. It was pretty quiet which worked to my advantage. The girls came by and were willing to spend more time. I danced with a beauty named Erica. She was…

I was short on time but headed in for an afternoon. Saturday afternoon has its ups and downs. It depends on the girls and how well you know them. They've been handing out free passes…

After a lot of people pressuring me to go, I finally stepped inside: No, the dancers aren't ugly they are cute, most are younger (teenage young, it seemed) and there is free food…

Visited for the first time on a Saturday evening from 7pm to 10pm. Parking is free and cover is 10 dollars including soda drinks and some free food. Beer is cheap and place is safe…

What a horrible time. Not only were the strippers complete pigs, they didn't even do anything. They spent half the time in the bathroom. At most there was 5 min. Of lesbo action. Everything was…

Just got back from heavenly bodies and the speaks for itself. As soon as I walk in I am greeted by two beautiful young women checking in coats. Wish they were dancers. I pay my…

I've been by a few times since my last review but didn't get a chance to post comments until now. Seems the upswing has been noticed as even on a Saturday afternoon it was busier…

Haven't been there since my review in August 2009 (I don't live particularly close). Again I went in early afternoon on a weekday. Much of my previous review still applies, but there are a…

I decided to go back to HB today around 3. It cost $5 to get in and then supposedly lunch was on them but I wasn't hungry. Just like the first time there was only…

I've been here now three times , all during the afternoon. I'll have to stop by around 2am sometime, can't hurt , right? On all of these daylight visits, it had been blazing hot and…