Reviews

Stopped by Heavenly Bodies the day before new years. It was packed because a blackhawks/bulls game was on. The dances are 2 for 25 or 5 for 50. Honestly, just do the 5 for 50..…

HB is a club by O'Hare that tries to middle the ground between strip club and Hooters, but of course there is the $10 cover and dirty decor. They do have not the greatest stage…

I was in the area on a Friday at lunch time and had some free time, so I stopped in. I paid a $5 cover which included lunch. There were 15-20 girls working. Tastes…

This place is in more of an industrial location and looks more like a manufacturing plant than a strip club from the outside. Once in, it looks like what you would expect of a…

Went to HB on a Monday night. Had to pay $10 to get in. Also had to check in my coat and hat which I wasn't too happy about. In my experience HB has…

Heavenly Bodies...a favorite haunt of my 40's...had not been there in voer a year, so with some time to waste as I was the designated driver for the Thanksgiving guests, I volunteered to go to…

Have not been here in a long time but it has improved in the upstairs area. Much improved seating with comfortable couches and some privacy. That said Heavenly bodies is the typical Chicago…

First time ever to Heavenly Bodies and I think it might be my last. It is not a bad place but for the most part it is zero contact and with BJGC and 390…

This place has a lot of hot girls. The drinks are super cheap. Domestic beers are $1.50....you won't find that in a Chicago bar much less a strip club. Best place in…

Came back to chicago this weekend from a long heavy week and was in the mood for a few drinks and some eyecandy. Headed out to heavenly. Arrived at 8pm and the place was half…

Heavenly Bodies seems to be more of a place you go to relax. To me, it almost isn't a strip club. You have girls dancing in bikinis on stage which isn't too much…

Haven't been here in awhile so thought I'd try it out again. I didn't notice it being dirty per se as another post suggested and I always think the dancers are very cute. Some circulate…