Reviews

Located off the highway by the Metro Park Arena and a bunch of retail stores. Club is an older building but nothing real concerning about the parking lot. Enter and it’s just a regular fully stocked…

As I was driving across the country from Seattle on my way to North Carolina, I decided to stop in Billings, Montana and check out this club I had meant to stop at…

I went to Planet Lockwood twice over the weekend. I went at 23:00 on Friday night and at 20:30 on Saturday night. The parking lot is rutted really bad, but it is not really an…

Place is located in a fairly new looking area of town, near an arena and a bunch of chain stores and restaurants in new looking buildings. Interesting because the club itself looks fairly old and…

Driving through Billings and I’d never been to Planet Lockwood. Figured I’d rectify that. Outskirts of town and dive feel as you pull in. About 10 vehicles at 630. You…

Na that's not true but it does feel like it. Billings, MT. Sunday night. Around 8ish seemed like things were just kicking off. Plenty of parking, area seems fine. Although not on tuscl but on…

Cheap looking dive bar kind of place. Well maintained and cleaned though, not at all a gross place to be in, just a little bit old. Only one stage with seating all around it. Girls are…

Only club in the area. Bar area is a bit run down but quiet enough you can chat with a dancer or go over dance options. Bathroom hasnt been updated since at least 2006. Bar…

-- This place wasn’t so bad, people were friendly. Women were decent, but if there were a nicer club nearby I’m sure this place would be empty. Dances were a decent deal at 3 for $50.…

As others have described, Planet Lockwood is a little quirky in that you enter the the club through a bar area and go through a curtained doorway to get to the club. When I went…

My wife and I were in town for a doctors appointment and decided to stop in. She had never been to a strip club. When we pulled in it was definitely giving off a (we…

Visited this club for the first time on Saturday. I had been by it earlier in the day and in the daylight it looks like a complete dump, but once inside the dance area it's…

Dancers here are all nice looking face with average bodies or swap that. So better than some other places I've been. A couple of the girls have both going on. Watch out for lap dance…

Cover was $7, beers $4 plus tip. Club has a separate bar area and one stage for the dancers. There were 8 different dancers on Saturday night. Doors open at 7, and…

The girls here are vicious and cut throat to traveling dancers. They'll try to bully you and interfere with your money anyway they can. They act like they own the customers. Watch out for Nadia,…

This is a pretty small club with a stage set apart from the bar.They have a $7 cover all the time, which I guess is pretty standard for the area. There were only 2 dancers…

This is a neighborhood bar, with a backroom having a stage and attached private dance area. Things are supposed to get going at 6:00, but when I arrived at 8:00, the backroom manager had…

As mentioned before, this is the only strip club in Billings. Located off the interstate in a small building. Front of the building is a normal bar and then the back room has…

Stopped in on 2/17/12 early evening hoping to see mt ATF before I go away for awhile. No suck luck as it was her week off. 5 dancers working, 1 blonde and 4 brunette. 2…

Its odd a town the size of Billings doesn't have a better club. Its tiny but OK. Except for the two nites my wife danced there, the girls are average, tho one or two were…

Stopped by on 10/30/11 about 8pm. 3 customers in the stage area, 5 dancers on shift. All seemed to be dark haired. My ATF was present so we got reaquainted. She had to do her…

Most strip clubs are not in the most visually pleasing neighborhoods, but Planet Lockwood takes the cake for the worst surroundings - It is surrounded by oil refineries and other industrial monstrosities. The club…

This place has all the characteristics of a dive bar, but with the addition of naked women. It seems to be a popular place with the locals on Saturday night. I arrived on…

Stopped in last week for a short visit. My ATF was on vacation again and I didn't see any other dancers I knew. Not as regular visitor as I used to be, so seeing a…

Stopped in on sunday evening after turkey day. Not very many dancers on shift, 3 or 4. I think the other dancers were on vacation. Cover charge was $7 mixed drinks depend on what you…