Naughty but Nice

As others have described, Planet Lockwood is a little quirky in that you enter the the club through a bar area and go through a curtained doorway to get to the club. When I went on a Thursday evening I was greeted by a lovely gal just inside the bar who asked if I wanted a wrist band to get in to see the girls. Well of course I did! The wrist band is $7 and draft beer was $5. I got my wrist band and headed into the back. They had a reasonably good selection of bottled beer and beer on tap. I ordered a stout and the cute wristband girl said she would bring it back for me. It was about 9pm on Thursday and it looked like about 7 girls working and fewer customers. The back room has a single stage with seats around the tip rail and about 6 surrounding seating areas. The building was previously a Chinese restaurant and the carpet in the club area is classic “chinese restaurant”. There were only a few guys in the club that evening. The girls were cute and included a couple of thin blondes, one hispanic gal and a cute petite brunette. All natural and wholesome. The petite brunette, who I think was Rhetha(?) sat at my table and asked if we could chat. She is 23 and told me the back storiy about all of her tatoos, and antics about her cat. She asked if I wanted a dance so I took the opportunity to let her explain how things worked at the club. They have a curtained off area with benches for private dances at $25/song or 3 for $50 and a VIP area that is more private @ $200/30 min. The dances are fully nude but no touching. I took her for a 3 for $50 round. Contact was ok but not great - no stick shifting but a lot of close up beaver shots and nipples in the face. I strayed slightly once and brushed her leg and she immediately pushed my hand away. After the three set I didn’t see much value in continuing since I think she had exhausted all her tricks and there was really no where to go from here. She indicated that the VIP was more private and could be more fun, but I would be surprised if anything more than some light touching would be allowed.

Since Billings has only one club and the next closest is about 140 miles away I went back Friday night. When I got there at 9 it was about the same - maybe 7 girls and a few customers. Rhetha saw me and sat down to say hi and asked right away if I wanted to go for a VIP. I declined and we chatted for a while. I moved to the tip rail to watch a few girls and one in particular was perky and very athletic on the pole. Her name is Shay, 21 and a Billings native. She asked if I wanted a dance so I told her to come find me after her set. We discussed the options and it was clear that she followed all the rules and that some leeway was allowed in the VIP but nothing too wild. I did a 3 for $50 with Shay and she gave an enthusiastic dance with lots of close up views, but it was mechanical and lacked sensuality or any hint of fantasy. I prefer girls who make you believe, even for a few minutes, that you are the center of their attention. Girls who can deliver that are worth going back for.

I talked to Valerie and Sheridan and watched as the club filled up and the tip rail was packed full of young guys. The girls got more energized and during one set the dancer pulled a guys shirt off and then his underwear out of his pants! I also saw at least 4 female customers at various times. All the girls I talked to were friendly and seemed “naughty but nice” - in the sense of “let me dance for you naked, but don’t touch”. I left both nights with blue balls.