Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

Located off the highway by the Metro Park Arena and a bunch of retail stores. Club is an older building but nothing real concerning about the parking lot. Enter and it’s just a…

As I was driving across the country from Seattle on my way to North Carolina, I decided to stop in Billings, Montana and check out this club I had meant…

I went to Planet Lockwood twice over the weekend. I went at 23:00 on Friday night and at 20:30 on Saturday night. The parking lot is rutted really bad, but it is…

Place is located in a fairly new looking area of town, near an arena and a bunch of chain stores and restaurants in new looking buildings. Interesting because the club itself looks…

Driving through Billings and I’d never been to Planet Lockwood. Figured I’d rectify that. Outskirts of town and dive feel as you pull in. About 10 vehicles at…

Na that's not true but it does feel like it. Billings, MT. Sunday night. Around 8ish seemed like things were just kicking off. Plenty of parking, area seems fine. Although not on…

Cheap looking dive bar kind of place. Well maintained and cleaned though, not at all a gross place to be in, just a little bit old. Only one stage with seating all…

Only club in the area. Bar area is a bit run down but quiet enough you can chat with a dancer or go over dance options. Bathroom hasnt been updated since at…

-- This place wasn’t so bad, people were friendly. Women were decent, but if there were a nicer club nearby I’m sure this place would be empty. Dances were a decent deal at…

As others have described, Planet Lockwood is a little quirky in that you enter the the club through a bar area and go through a curtained doorway to get to the club.…

My wife and I were in town for a doctors appointment and decided to stop in. She had never been to a strip club. When we pulled in it was definitely giving…

Visited this club for the first time on Saturday. I had been by it earlier in the day and in the daylight it looks like a complete dump, but once inside the…

Dancers here are all nice looking face with average bodies or swap that. So better than some other places I've been. A couple of the girls have both going on. Watch out…

Cover was $7, beers $4 plus tip. Club has a separate bar area and one stage for the dancers. There were 8 different dancers on Saturday night. Doors open…

The girls here are vicious and cut throat to traveling dancers. They'll try to bully you and interfere with your money anyway they can. They act like they own the customers. Watch…

This is a pretty small club with a stage set apart from the bar.They have a $7 cover all the time, which I guess is pretty standard for the area. There were…

This is a neighborhood bar, with a backroom having a stage and attached private dance area. Things are supposed to get going at 6:00, but when I arrived at 8:00, the…

As mentioned before, this is the only strip club in Billings. Located off the interstate in a small building. Front of the building is a normal bar and then the…

Stopped in on 2/17/12 early evening hoping to see mt ATF before I go away for awhile. No suck luck as it was her week off. 5 dancers working, 1 blonde and…

Its odd a town the size of Billings doesn't have a better club. Its tiny but OK. Except for the two nites my wife danced there, the girls are average, tho one…

Stopped by on 10/30/11 about 8pm. 3 customers in the stage area, 5 dancers on shift. All seemed to be dark haired. My ATF was present so we got reaquainted. She had…

Most strip clubs are not in the most visually pleasing neighborhoods, but Planet Lockwood takes the cake for the worst surroundings - It is surrounded by oil refineries and other industrial monstrosities.…

This place has all the characteristics of a dive bar, but with the addition of naked women. It seems to be a popular place with the locals on Saturday night.…

Stopped in last week for a short visit. My ATF was on vacation again and I didn't see any other dancers I knew. Not as regular visitor as I used to be,…

Stopped in on sunday evening after turkey day. Not very many dancers on shift, 3 or 4. I think the other dancers were on vacation. Cover charge was $7 mixed drinks depend…

I had areally fun time, checking out the only strip club in the area. Girls were surprisingly hot, none below a solid 7.5. It's a small room with one central stage.…

Figured i give a different review besides the 25 from Rigid. This place is an old chinese restaraunt so both old and ghetto both apply. But i like nasty strip…

My significant other was out of town for a few days so I was able to get back in to the club for a more extended visit. Cover was $7 but was…

Decent club for the area. Dancers ranged from 6 to a couple standouts which I would say were around a 9. The layout was nice with a big stage. Most people tend…

Stopped in last night for a quick visit with my ATF as this is her lasr week in town for a while. Got my Gold room dance (3 for $50) dances from…

T of the otherhis is a 2 visit review. I had not been in this club for quite some time as my ATF has not been working as much, and when she…

I visited this club the last weekend in May. It is always busy, every time I have been there. The girls were all better than average. They come by and visit and…

Someone is reading these reviews and taken to heart our complaints! Went in on a Saturday night and it was packed for good reason. We counted 17 girls, most were steller.…

Stopped in on 3/19/10 about 7:45 pm. 7 dancers working. A couple of cuties and some just average. The building is getting tired, needs some serious work, but we don't go to…

Though the best choice in the immediate area, Planet Lockwood is in need of an overhaul. Bathroom is filthy with running/standing water and the bar is pretty nasty. Dancers are not as…

Stopped in on 12/17/09 about 7:30 pm. Seven dancers on hand and about that many customers. 5 brunettes and 2 blondes, 3 had too many tats for my taste but the girls…

I stopped in on 7/19/09,Sunday night. Very slow but I was early, about 6:45 pm. 5 dancers working, Dominique, Sharea, Imani. Sabrina and Taylor. Redhead, brunette, blonde, brunette and blonde in that…

Compared to Houston clubs this place sucked and was inferior in every way. One way contact and definetely not worth my money for these expensive dances. Only one dancer was…

This is one of the tiniest strip clubs I've ever seen. You enter the larger bar area, and the actual strip bar is like a small room off of the bar. Much…

Stopped in on 3/29/09, Sunday night, kind of slow. I did not know any of the dancers, allwere new but 3 of them were very hot. Did not get any dancers as…

This place has a bit of competition from Aphrodities Inferno (new, non alcoholic) that just moved into town and it shows that competition is worth it! The girls are hotter than…

Stopped in on 9/28. $ dancers working and I only knew one of them. The club was pretty slow that night, not very many customers. It was good to see some new…

Girls were attractive and not pushy. The club has improved over the past few months with more girls and less BS at the front door. Use the bathroom at your own risk-…

In other areas this might only be a 3 in my book but the bell curve gives this a reasonable measure. There is a casino/ bar when you walk in with…

The club over all was fine, as far as the dancers go i was not impressed. we used to go out ther alot but due to the on going drama with the…

Visited the club on 12/30/07. 4 dancers working, Jedzel, Lacy, Bambi and Sedona. Got a Gold Room with Jedzel, new bouncer is very watchful so dance while good seemed like the bouncer…

Stopped by on a recent business roadtrip through Montana. The waitress, bartender and bouncer are all very friendly. There were a few decent looking dancers and a few not so decent. They…

Stopped in for a visit on 3/14/07. 5 girls working. Lamai, Jamie, Echo, Dominique and Tasha or Sasha not sure on the last one. Not many customers when I first arrived but…

Stopped in last night to see how things are going at my favorite club. % girls dancing, Shane, Jamie, Dominiq,Echo and Mysti. Had laps from Mysti and Shane. Both girls were willing…

I dropped into the planet one evenin’, don’t ask why. A drink to knock me nasty? Girls to make me sigh? There they was all settin’ kinda coy and kinda shy, the…

Visited the Planet Friday December 1st, was looking forward to meeting up with Rose but Lamai caught my arm before I had the chance. She was very nice to me and stuck…

Just a quick update. There are 8 girls at the club this weekend. Lamai, Rissa, Shane, Echo, Jaimie, Rose, Ashley and one more. Sorry can't remember her name. I have had…

Stopped in last week. Several new girls working, Mary Jane, Rissa, Ashley and Echo. Mary Jane from Las Vegas, about 5'1 enhanced breasts, but what a smoking hot body. Very pretty face…

Stopped in last week for a couple of hours for some fun. My ATF wasn't working so I got some laps from 2 different girls. Unique annd Ivy. Good dances from…

Stopped in for a visit on 7/3/06. First visit since voters defeated local obscenity ordinance. Kind of slow to begin with but my ATF was working so I was happy. 3 other…

Walk in the front door and the place looks like a normal neighborhood bar (except or the girl in bra and g-string walking past). Drinks were typical bar prices. Pay your $7.00…

Stopped in on 4/30/06. Was a little disappointed as there was only 4 girls working. Then I saw Ferrari,wow. She is very thin, small breasts, but her face reminds you of Sarah…

I stopped on Friday the 17th of March. This was my first time, I found it to be more of a bar then a gentlemans club. The stage is very small in…

Spent about an hour at the club about a week ago. Good news, my ATF was back. Lamai. Her laps were as good as ever. Anna Ginger and Zevadah were there also,…

After a horrible visit to Willie's a way up the highway, headed here to see if there was any local culture worth sampling around Billings. While a definite improvement over…

Stopped in about a week ago, 3 new dancers present. Chloey, Kylie, and Desi. Desi approached right away for a dance, I declined as I had just arrived. She said ok and…

stopped in 1/04/06 to see who was there. Jedzel, Eden, Lisa, Faith , Becca and Zevadah. Got laps from the first three, all very good contact. Favorite was Jedzel. Very nice…

Stopped by a couple of nights ago, my ATF was working. She just recently got back from vacation. Before we even went back to the Gold Room, she explained to me that…

Stopped by a few nights ago. My ATF was not working so I sat and talked to a new girl, Jezebel?? Then went a got a lap dance, 1 turned into 6.…

Recently spent an evening there and noticed 3 new dancers and 2 regulars. My ATF was working so I got a Gold Room session with her. I noticed she seemed tense and…

Planet Lockwood has very beautiful girls with a fun atmosphere and a full bar! The dancers are very friendly and make the experience alot of fun! The Planet takes pride in bringing…

I recently spent an evening at this club. I have been there several times, but this is the first time I have felt compelled to submit a review. The club was quiet…

Full nude plus alcohol. Hard, pushy girls. Stopped by on a Wednesday night and there were about 10 guys and 6 girls. Cover charge was $7 and beer was $3.25.…