Reviews

What's up fellaz, I'm an OG Sweatpants No Draws back corner crew. I've spent a lot of money here over the pass decade. Dated a few girls, stay cool with girls I met here…

Got there and immediately went to sit in the sweatpants section! I saw a few customers there and didn’t see any dancers. I might be there too early for a Wednesday. Music was playing without…

I dropped my cousin off at the airport in Dulles so I decided to stop by on the way back. I had read reviews so just wanted to check it out. Arrived around 11 pm.…

E is a hole in the wall LD club w/ avg talent. For better or worse, its probably the best value in the DMV area for what you get.

To be honest, I have largely avoided…

Hit or Miss should be attached to every review for this place. There is no pattern to a good day or bad day, just stop by and give it a try.
The layout for this place…

I think EI is becoming a "hit or miss place". I went on a Sunday in September and had delightful time. Plenty of dancers who were very engaging both on stage and…

I was surprised and impressed with The Ebony Inn. I went there because it seems like the one place in the area to offer lap dances for a pretty decent price. And my main takeaway…

This place ended up being better than I expected. I arrived around 11pm gave the door guy $20 went inside where I was frisked and stamped (hate clubs that stamp, but I get it). Previous…

THE MOST IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO SHARE IS THAT EBONY INN IS NOW OPEN ON SUNDAYS BEGINNING AT 1:00 PM. This will continue throughout the NFL season right up to the Super Bowl. People…

I went to the E on a Thursday evening and the front bar room was filled but the strip club part was pretty empty. There was no one collecting parking money in the church parking…

This is the only club worth going to in the DMV. You probably already know the layout but here it goes again.
Parking is across…

This covers 2 visits on weekday nights. First some basics:
Went just after midnight on a Tuesday and parked in the church parking lot across the street. There was no one there taking money,…