Dirty hole-in-the-wall place, but still there's still fun to be found there

After reading lots of up and down reviews of this place decided I'd check it out myself. I had a theory that going earlier on a Saturday would be a good time to try because maybe there'd be a good ratio between girls to customers, and that was mostly right. There were only about 6-8 girls working at that time, but there were only maybe 3-4 other customers besides me when I got there, but let's go back a bit to some first impressions.

Like others have said $10 to park in the church lot across the street where I left my phone in my car, and they charged me $15 at the door to get in with a quick pat down at security. This part, getting in, was really unorganized. Entering the place you are in a small well-lit restaurant area where people were just milling around and it wasn't clear who was security and who I was supposed to give money to. Maybe they thought I was just there to eat? Anyway, I got in to the club area after some awkwardness. The club was really dark, but I could see well enough to know this place was kind of a hole.

The stage is a platform that's elevated maybe 3 inches from the floor with a waist high rail going all around. There wasn't any action on the stage and most chairs were pushed back from the rail anyway as the girls walked around and talked to you. All the girls I saw were AA and ranged from 4-8. I should mention that of the girls I saw, most of them had a thicker body type, but I like that. If that's not your thing I can see why some might rate the girls lower.

The first girl I talked to was kind of tall and thick as hell (one of the 8s). I usually like to talk to the girls a bit and make them laugh, but this girl was up front about just wanting to give me a dance. Dances were being given out in the open and I saw 2 guys getting a lot of grinding, but nothing too special. My girl took me to a darker corner and started telling me what her dances were like ($15/song) when she got interrupted by security telling her something about her car and she had to leave for a bit, but she'd be back. I was thinking this seemed like some sort of setup, but she hadn't actually gotten any of my money yet, so it was fine.

I only had large bills on me, so after she left, I figured I'd get some change. This turned into a overly complicated transaction where it took like 3 people to get me the proper amount, again seemed like a setup, but it did work out in the end. In the meantime girls were coming to me asking about dances, none quite as hot as the first girl so I thought I'd wait a bit more for her and by then one girl was on stage, so I watched her for a bit and my thick girl came back.