Crazy Horse Cabaret Reviews

Okay, looks can be deceiving on this one.<br>
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I paid my $10 cover to get in here and almost immediately turned around, which I never do. That would have been a mistake.<br>
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The place does not make a good first impression, but the atmosphere and people there made this well worth...

It's an older wood building, a little beaten by the weather, looks like it's been repainted more than once. The cars parked outside lead one to believe that it's a rougher crowd inside. But I went in anyway. cover was $7. No thug at the door, hostess was polite. Building...

Went on a Friday night, when you walk in the cover was $8.<br>
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There is a main stage right up front that is a little more crowded and a second stage they call the cabaret stage in a different room. Both areas have some TVs and a bar, the stage is...

Much improved... Thumbs up! Hadn't tried Crazy Horse for a while, had been lukewarm on it... but had a good visit, popping in just before midnite on a Fri. Still low-ceilings and smokey, but perhaps the ventilation has improved (or I was distracted). Dancers better than I recalled from about...

I came in just after 7pm last Thursday to let off a little stream before my flight in the morning. It was training big time, and when I walled in I saw a few customers and a lot of girls. One thing I recommend is dress nice here....

I've visited this bar for years... it has a consistency that I like... sometimes marginally good and sometimes great, but consistently very good. The girls have more tats and hardware than some "nicer" places, but the atmosphere is very friendly, and the bartenders are very good! The food is fantastic!...

Nothing much changes at this place and all in all thats a good thing. Reasonable quality of girls -- but not really much "enhanced'" in site. These are your normal unretouched girl next door types, not the barbie dolls you see some places. Also, girls come...

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon. Five very good looking women in the place, with a blonde, a couple of brunettes and a beautiful African-American woman....

Now down to the nitty gritty:

Walked in and paid a $7 cover during the day. That kind of surprised me! The...

I went to the Crazy Horse (Port Allen) on a Monday afternoon. Recently there had been a pretty good selection of girls in the afternoons, but on this day, there were only about 5 girls working. Quality varied from 5-8. All were friendly, none to pushy. There were two AA...

Had just about written this place off after a few visits with very low quality talent, but went back last Saturday and I was impressed. Same old set up 7-8$ cover, 2 main rooms each with a stage (they fill the small room up first then overflow to the...

I was in Baton Rouge for business and dropped in on a Thursday night. It's right across the Mississippi River from Baton Rouge, and not too hard to get to from downtown. The place has kind of an odd set up with multiple rooms, but only one of...

Had a surprisingly good time here. It had just opened up, so not much smoke yet. There was one dance that had clocked in, and she was actually really hot. Great fakies- could barely tell. She also worked in Vegas on some weekends, or so she...

best strip club in baton rouge area which is not saying much compared to what i'm used to in south carolina. the bartenders and waitresses are pretty and friendly if you visit often and tip decently. To find pretty dancers is hit or miss. I've been with dancers as hot...

I stopped by this club on a Monday afternoon. There were about 6 dancers. I was just there for a mid-day break, and I had a coke, which was about $3. I think that all of them were white, which is not typical for the afternoon shift. It is usually...

Average strip club at best. It's not a bad place, just not outstanding in any way except for the profuse cigarette smoke which permeates everything. Certainly a mediocre club in comparison with those in larger cities like Houston or New Orleans. On my last couple of visits there were way...

In Town for a few days my job offered a little layover time so i decided to revisit crazy horse, i havent been here in a few years but was hoping to see ''envy'' from a previous encounter i must say the quality of girls has change drastically still the...

Pros: This place has plenty of free parking, you can see the inside if the main area before you pay the entry fee so you can walk away if you don't like the set up or if no dancers are there, there is food at the bar and it's not...

I have been to this club occasionally, and decided to go this Friday afternoon. Typically, there are 6-10 dancers in the afternoon, but this afternoon, there were only four that I saw. The quality was uneven. There was one beautiful African-American woman, probably about 22 years old, pretty face, nice...

Amazing how long since this place has had a review. Have to try and fix that...
Went by on a recent weekday late afternoon and spent a few hours. There were about 15 girls dancing, with decent variety. A couple of real beauties, a few not so much....

I visited this area recently. I do not know the other clubs in the area, so I cannot compare. The club setting is nice. There is always a girl on the stage in the evening, but the stage dances are short (two songs or less). Girls, barmaids, DJ etc, basically...

Went on a Monday Night. Only the front room stage was open, which was fine because the club was busy enough to fill just this side. Overall the dancer quality here was in the 6-7 range. No real losers, and maybe 1-2 girls who were an 8. ...

Visited on a Friday night. The place was hopping. A Diet Coke was 3.25. I found a nice dark corner (there are only a couple) and settled in. I usually like to lay back and observe for a while before spending any money, but instead I got 2 quick...

A friend and I went to this club recently and had a very good time.
First, the club is very nice, 2 stages in 2 different rooms. One of the stages is very large with two poles. The other is smaller with one pole. All the girls rotate on both...

I went one night only because a friend of mine worked here! I went with a few girls and maybe two guys after leaving a birthday party! My friend insisted we came here instead of.the other club we originally intended to attend. It wasn't what all she made it out...

Due to the lack of anything to do in nearby Plaquemine, LA I drove the 25 minutes over to the Crazy Horse Cabaret . It is conveniently located just off I-10 and is easily found. The outside is non descript and the sign is not big but is...