Crazy Horse Cabaret Reviews

Was passing through on my way back from Houston around 5 PM so I stopped in hoping to take a break and enjoy some female company.

When I went in there were only 2-3 patrons and maybe a 8-10 girls “working “ if you want to call it that. Four...

I was on a cross country trip, stopped at a motel and the club was right there on frontage road. Area was reasonably safe, dumpy motels with transients and down on their luck types but no real red flags. The bar had some weird adult place next to it that...

Port Allen, LA. Friday night. Big time storm that finally let up when I got here. This club is basically at near the truck stops of an I-10 exit right before you go over the bridge to Baton Rouge. You got a motel 6 right here and then you got...

First time visitor to this club on a recent Wednesday night. Arrived at 9:30 pm and stayed for three hours. Ample parking lot which is free. Based on the number of cars in the lot I figured that there would be a lot of customers but it must have been...

This is a fun place. Headed here after a total bust at the Penthouse. Lots of variety of girls here, black, white, hispanic, Asian, curvy, skinny, tats, no tats. I found the girls to all be friendly and most of them worked the room a bit looking for a chat...

In Baton Rouge for work so decided to hit the local club scene. Everyone raves about the Penthouse here, but its closed on Sundays, so Crazy Horse Cabaret it is!

Got there around 7:30pm on Sunday, cover was $8 and beers were $3.75....not terrible. Place is in decent shape...

Went last August so a bit delayed on review. Got there at 10pm. The stage and place is same it has been the past couple years. Three stages where one is tiny and then a medium and large one.

It was somewhat slow. Medium stage in front only running. Started...

So a return visit after many months away. Arrived about 10pm on a Tuesday to a fairly full parking lot. Good sign. Maybe it's actually happenin...

Scanned the ID and paid the $8 cover, went by the bar for first beer quickly ($5.75 for domestic) and found a...

This was my first strip club experience. I was driving down the freeway and made an impulse decision to stop.

The club was nice and everything seemed clean. It seemed really safe, I believe there was a cop there at all times. The layout made it easy to see anywhere...

Decided to stop through CH, thinking I’ll watch Thursday Night Football. Turns out they don’t have Amazon so they played last week’s game. Oh well.

No cover when I got there. Think that’s because I showed up at 6:50. Main stage is straight through the door. To the right is...

Got there around 11 for a little break after being on the road from Alabama for a long time. Sat off to the side and just had a red bull (I rarely drunk). The dancers ranged from hot to ok but none were bad. The crowed was solid. Lots...

After a just OK visit to PH BR the night before (yes it was Monday) where watching some of the finer sex patrons was WAY more interesting than the dancers on stage, I hit up the CH on a recent Tuesday. Arrived a bit late for an old fart...

Arrived about 9:30pm on Memorial Day. There were only 5-6 dancers and similar numbers of PL’s when I arrived but increased to about a dozen dancers by 11:00. There were a few each of white, WOC, Latina and mixed. Most were in the 5-7 range and in their 30’s. ...

Been going to this club more often since clubs have been getting back up and running Baton Rouge and surrounding areas. It seemed it was taking Penthouse on Bennington a little bit longer to collect some girls. I don’t think this is the case anymore.

The club layout hasn’t changed...

Had a good experience on my first experience so went back. This time things were still good but a bit different. There were more girls working this time so there was a wider range of talent. There was really hot blonde who was a very impressive dancer. Another blonde who...

I have been to this club a few times before COVID, it’s always been hit or miss for me as far as talent. The club itself is fine, bartenders and staff are all great and friendly. There are 3 stages and on busy nights all three are used....

From the outside the place seems pretty rundown. Once you walk in though the place is actually not that bad. There are two stages. One right in front once you walk in and another to the left past the bar. The bar is in the shape of a rectangle and...

Stopped here for the first time on a Friday night at the end of June. The place was a bit out of the way, but seemed safe enough. Plenty of free parking. Temp and ID check at the door along with nominal cover charge (maybe $5, don’t remember).

Took a...

So, I went to Crazy Horse on two consecutive Fridays, both with pretty solid results.

The first time I walked in, I went to the bar to grab a beer and get a feel for the place. One important note is that they allow smoking, since they're not in East Baton...

Stopped in for a late afternoon visit, while waiting for the traffic to die down. Planned on spending maybe 45 minutes or so, but ended up staying about 2 hours. Club was mostly empty, as you would expect this time of day but there were 2-3...

It has been a little while since my last visit. I was on my way to Lafayette and decided to spend a few moments which turned into a couple of hours. This is a nice place. Main stage in the middle as you walk in. They...

This club can be hit or miss. Some nights, it is all skinny girls with tatoos. But some nights, it really hits! And tonight was one of them. The club layout is pretty simple, and quite compact. There is check-in counter just past the door....

It had been a while since I last visited this place. For those of you who have not been here, I will say that for its location it is a very nice place. When I got there it was early around 6 PM. As I waited by...

Walking distance from my hotel, it was the logical choice. In addition, they serve food, so two needs served.

Strolled over about 8:00 on a Friday. I didn’t drive over, but it looked like parking was free. Wide open entrance, so I strolled in. A bouncer ran me down and...

I went by the Crazy Horse and had a good time. I went ahead and played a few hands of video games. While I was there I had a relatively good time. I met a very sweet blonde who offered me a lap dance after we played...