Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

Crazy Horse Cabaret Reviews

• review

  3 months ago
  I went in too early I think

  Was passing through on my way back from Houston around 5 PM so I stopped in hoping to take a break and enjoy some female company. When I went in there were only 2-3...
  Pothole_p
• review

  3 months ago
  Pretty typical club experience.

  I was on a cross country trip, stopped at a motel and the club was right there on frontage road. Area was reasonably safe, dumpy motels with transients and down on their luck types...
  Paco4taco
• review

  4 months ago
  Love's Truck Stop or this Strip Club. Only you can decide where to take a dump.

  Port Allen, LA. Friday night. Big time storm that finally let up when I got here. This club is basically at near the truck stops of an I-10 exit right before you go over...
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  4 months ago

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  Muddy
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  8 months ago
  worth a try

  First time visitor to this club on a recent Wednesday night. Arrived at 9:30 pm and stayed for three hours. Ample parking lot which is free. Based on the number of cars in the...
  captainfun

  new city, new club
• review

  9 months ago
  Had a fun time here and the girls are friendly too!

  This is a fun place. Headed here after a total bust at the Penthouse. Lots of variety of girls here, black, white, hispanic, Asian, curvy, skinny, tats, no tats. I found the girls to...
  Rikwynn

  Pennsylvania
• review

  a year ago
  A decent place to blow off some steam on a Sunday

  In Baton Rouge for work so decided to hit the local club scene. Everyone raves about the Penthouse here, but its closed on Sundays, so Crazy Horse Cabaret it is! Got there around 7:30pm...
  Chastitychi

  Illinois
• review

  a year ago
  Average to low night. No eye catchers

  Went last August so a bit delayed on review. Got there at 10pm. The stage and place is same it has been the past couple years. Three stages where one is tiny and then...
  g3ne01

  Jus lemme eat cha
• review

  a year ago
  Meh - kinda slow night

  So a return visit after many months away. Arrived about 10pm on a Tuesday to a fairly full parking lot. Good sign. Maybe it's actually happenin... Scanned the ID and paid the...
  Mike_the_traveler

  Louisiana
• review

  2 years ago
  Fun but the private dance wasn't worth it

  This was my first strip club experience. I was driving down the freeway and made an impulse decision to stop. The club was nice and everything seemed clean. It seemed really safe, I believe...
  Hiddenstan
• review

  2 years ago
  CH is kinda slow

  Decided to stop through CH, thinking I’ll watch Thursday Night Football. Turns out they don’t have Amazon so they played last week’s game. Oh well. No cover when I got there. Think that’s because...
  1Blackman1
• review

  2 years ago
  I-10 pit stop

  Got there around 11 for a little break after being on the road from Alabama for a long time. Sat off to the side and just had a red bull (I rarely drunk). The...
  lsupeter
• review

  2 years ago
  Could have ended great -- but didn't quite work out

  After a just OK visit to PH BR the night before (yes it was Monday) where watching some of the finer sex patrons was WAY more interesting than the dancers on stage, I hit...
  Mike_the_traveler

  Louisiana
• review

  2 years ago
  Ok, not great- limited options locally

  Arrived about 9:30pm on Memorial Day. There were only 5-6 dancers and similar numbers of PL’s when I arrived but increased to about a dozen dancers by 11:00. There were a few each of...
  RockAllNight
• review

  3 years ago
  Running through the city with my solos

  Been going to this club more often since clubs have been getting back up and running Baton Rouge and surrounding areas. It seemed it was taking Penthouse on Bennington a little bit longer to...
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  3 years ago

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  g3ne01
  g3ne01

  Jus lemme eat cha
• review

  4 years ago
  Revisit not as great

  Had a good experience on my first experience so went back. This time things were still good but a bit different. There were more girls working this time so there was a wider range...
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  3 years ago

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  Danzoshimurashikamarunara
  jorgetheass
• review

  4 years ago
  Back in the Saddle Again .... and it’s weird

  I have been to this club a few times before COVID, it’s always been hit or miss for me as far as talent. The club itself is fine, bartenders and staff are all...
  butchbrodie

  Arkansas
• review

  4 years ago
  Crazy Horse was Crazy Good

  From the outside the place seems pretty rundown. Once you walk in though the place is actually not that bad. There are two stages. One right in front once you walk in and another...
  jorgetheass
• review

  4 years ago
  Definitely no hard selling

  Stopped here for the first time on a Friday night at the end of June. The place was a bit out of the way, but seemed safe enough. Plenty of free parking. Temp and...
  Comments: 2

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  4 years ago

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  RockAllNight
  RockAllNight
• review

  5 years ago
  Pretty solid club, better than expected for Baton Rouge.

  So, I went to Crazy Horse on two consecutive Fridays, both with pretty solid results. The first time I walked in, I went to the bar to grab a beer and get a feel for...
  fluffypest
• review

  5 years ago
  Afternoon visit -- longer than expected

  Stopped in for a late afternoon visit, while waiting for the traffic to die down. Planned on spending maybe 45 minutes or so, but ended up staying about 2 hours. ...
  Mike_the_traveler

  Louisiana
• review

  5 years ago
  A quick stop turned longer than expected

  It has been a little while since my last visit. I was on my way to Lafayette and decided to spend a few moments which turned into a couple of hours. This...
  tomcarter1970

  Louisiana
• review

  5 years ago
  Worth your time if you are passing through, but not worth its own trip if you don't live near by.

  This club can be hit or miss. Some nights, it is all skinny girls with tatoos. But some nights, it really hits! And tonight was one of them. The club...
  lovelds

  Texas
• review

  5 years ago
  A nice relaxing visit

  It had been a while since I last visited this place. For those of you who have not been here, I will say that for its location it is a very nice place....
  tomcarter1970

  Louisiana
• review

  5 years ago
  Good Food and Good Time and Almost Famous

  Walking distance from my hotel, it was the logical choice. In addition, they serve food, so two needs served. Strolled over about 8:00 on a Friday. I didn’t drive over, but it looked like...
  PutaTester

  West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
• review

  6 years ago
  Quick Stop

  I went by the Crazy Horse and had a good time. I went ahead and played a few hands of video games. While I was there I had a relatively good time....
  tomcarter1970

  Louisiana