Crazy Horse Cabaret Reviews

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Compared to the Penthouse Club in BR, this club is decidedly low key and laid back. Cover on Wednesday night was $8. Rum and coke cost $9.50. The laps cost $25, but the 20 min-for-$125, with no extras or hanky-panky, is a good...

I had to drive from Baton Rouge to Lake Charles and decided to take a quick visit before I had to drive the entire way. Also there are no clubs in the Lake Charles area worth mentioning so I wanted to take a rest place at the last...

I stopped by Crazy Horse on my way passing through the area. Cover was $8 and beers were $5.50 each. Not bad. I saw plenty of open seats, which is encouraging for a Friday night.The layout of the club is a bit odd in that the bar is in the...

I was working west of Baton Rouge for the week and had an early morning flight so I decided to get a room somewhat near the airport. This club is right off the 10 freeway near plenty of hotels. It's located on the frontage road next door to a Motel...

I stopped by this place on my way to Lake Charles. I have been here many times and it is hit and miss. The girls are not like they once were. The younger girls tend to stay to themselves. The older girls are more sociable. ...

It is a very nice facility. Dancers ranges from 5 to 9's.
Not very aggressive trying to make money. Many just hung out around the video poker machines.

single dance $25
1/2 hour $180
1 hr. $350

Stayed for afternoon shift and into the evening shift.
Most dancers seemed satisfied with what they make...

I am in the middle of a move to Baton Rouge. I make weekly trips back to my old home to maintain and keep it up until it sells. I made a stop in Port Allen to check out this old standby once again. The last...

I walked in and didn't dig the vibe right away. I thought it was too brightly lit, and the girl who took my $8 cover wasn't terribly friendly. Things didn't really improve from there.

I noticed a lot of dancers hanging out with each other, almost like they were customers at...

I was on my way to Lake Charles and decided to pay this place a visit. We do not have any good options in Lake Charles. Temptations in Sulphur is the best option and that is not too great. It has been a while since I have...

So same story here, in town on business it was Monday so didn't expect much but this place seamed like a good choice. The club is located near some truck stops but kind of ticked in down a side road. Looks like a standard strip club from the outside.

The...

So I was driving on I 10 and saw billboards advertising lunch at the Crazy Horse Cabaret. It was almost lunchtime, about 11:15, stopped to gas up the vehicle then I went to find the club. It was easy to get to, adjacent to I-10, down a frontage road. I...

I stopped by the Crazy Horse Cabaret on my way home from Baton Rouge. This place has always been a nice place to go and relax. In the past girls were a lot more open. Now some can be a little stand offish. Howerver, some are...

This is an excellent club, hidden away in Port Allen, just off I-10 and Hwy 415. The dancers tend to be quite good looking, but there is a lot of variety (some not so much). Sunshine is my favorite dancer, she is a very tall blonde. I have...

Though I would give this place a try and glad I did! Overall average talent in this club, reasonable drink and food prices, friendly girls. Erica came over to chat me up. Genuinely friendly and a tight body, but just not what I'm looking for. Not pushy,...

I was driving down I-10 on a business trip and saw a billboard for a strip club off the next exit. Spur of the moment, I said if the club was right off the exit I would stop to check it out. It was, around the bend on a frontage...

I stopped by once again on a Sunday evening, it was around 9:30-10. The first time I went wasn't too bad (2015), so I decided to go once again. The club is nice on the inside, has the main stage right as you walk in. May look small on...

Was my actual first time at a strip club. I've been to a few more since then and no other time compared to this experience. Went for my friends bachelor party. There were 2 rooms. Larger main room had poles and the bar and plenty of seating. The smaller room...

I used to visit this club a lot, but I haven't been there in months until tonight. In the last few months they have done a great deal of work inside the club. The two stages are gone and were replaced by one large stage in the center of the...

Went to the Crazy Horse in Port Allen last Friday night at around 9pm. The place was pretty busy with a number of dancers. There was a good mix of girls that came in all shapes and sizes. The girls were not pushy for dances even though...

This is an awesome club. I haven't been since the remodel but there were tall poles which are great for girls who are excellent on the pole. This club is more laxed about rules than others in the area. They don't sale girls 'dancers' drinks which are normally very weak,...

Well, I reviewed this club a while back and it has since been totally reworked. Figured I would update it a bit.

In my last review, I claimed the physical appeal of the interior of the club almost made me turn around as soon as I paid to get in....

Well I'm back in the game..visited Crazy Horse this past Tuesday and had a great time. Superb bar and drinks..kinda pricey but drinks are well made and fairly strong. The dancer quality was as good as could be expected on a Tuesday night in Baton Rouge/Port Allen. Had...

Was trying to go the the Penthouse Club in Baton Rouge and driving in from Lafayette. All of you familiar with Baton Rouge traffic know the huge delays in getting into BR after work, right? Well, it was 7:30 Friday afternoon and I10 was still at a standstill so...

I have not posted a review since they remodeled the club in 2014, so here is an update. As others have commented, the physical layout of the club has changed a lot. I think that the main room is much improved, but the lap dance area has actually been hurt...

They have done a serious remodel since the last time I've been there! No longer two rooms. It's got a huge center island bar surrounded by 3 stages. Multiple tables to sit and plenty of big screen tvs. Not to mention the new bathrooms are very nice with hard tile...