Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I- 10 Frontage Rd
Port Allen, LA 70767
Reviews
Submit a ReviewOkay, looks can be deceiving on...
Okay, looks can be deceiving on this one.<br>
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I paid my $10 cover to get in here and almost immediately turned around, which I never do. That would have been a mistake.<br>
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The place does not…
joeisjosh
Jul 18, 2014, 12:00 AM
It's an older wood building, a...
It's an older wood building, a little beaten by the weather, looks like it's been repainted more than once. The cars parked outside lead one to believe that it's a rougher crowd inside. But I…
jonnyboy83
Jul 13, 2014, 12:00 AM
Went on a Friday night, when...
Went on a Friday night, when you walk in the cover was $8.<br>
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There is a main stage right up front that is a little more crowded and a second stage they call the cabaret stage…
Jimsmithmath
Jul 12, 2014, 12:00 AM
Much improved... Thumbs up! Hadn't tried...
Much improved... Thumbs up! Hadn't tried Crazy Horse for a while, had been lukewarm on it... but had a good visit, popping in just before midnite on a Fri. Still low-ceilings and smokey, but perhaps…
TBone19
Jul 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
I came in just after 7pm...
I came in just after 7pm last Thursday to let off a little stream before my flight in the morning. It was training big time, and when I walled in I saw a few…
alkaholik
Jun 26, 2014, 12:00 AM
I've visited this bar for years......
I've visited this bar for years... it has a consistency that I like... sometimes marginally good and sometimes great, but consistently very good. The girls have more tats and hardware than some "nicer" places, but…
tuscl
Jun 21, 2014, 12:00 AM
Nothing much changes at this place...
Nothing much changes at this place and all in all thats a good thing. Reasonable quality of girls -- but not really much "enhanced'" in site. These are your normal unretouched girl next…
Mike_the_traveler
May 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
Stopped by on a Monday afternoon....
Stopped by on a Monday afternoon. Five very good looking women in the place, with a blonde, a couple of brunettes and a beautiful African-American woman....
Now down to the nitty gritty:
Walked in and…
jay36303
Apr 14, 2014, 12:00 AM
I went to the Crazy Horse...
I went to the Crazy Horse (Port Allen) on a Monday afternoon. Recently there had been a pretty good selection of girls in the afternoons, but on this day, there were only about 5 girls…
fredtemp1
Apr 8, 2014, 12:00 AM
Had just about written this place...
Had just about written this place off after a few visits with very low quality talent, but went back last Saturday and I was impressed. Same old set up 7-8$ cover, 2 main rooms…
george1972
Apr 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
I was in Baton Rouge for...
I was in Baton Rouge for business and dropped in on a Thursday night. It's right across the Mississippi River from Baton Rouge, and not too hard to get to from downtown. The…
doryman
Mar 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
Had a surprisingly good time here....
Had a surprisingly good time here. It had just opened up, so not much smoke yet. There was one dance that had clocked in, and she was actually really hot. Great fakies-…
lovelds
Feb 5, 2014, 12:00 AM
best strip club in baton rouge...
best strip club in baton rouge area which is not saying much compared to what i'm used to in south carolina. the bartenders and waitresses are pretty and friendly if you visit often and tip…
hamster80
Jan 1, 2014, 12:00 AM
I stopped by this club on...
I stopped by this club on a Monday afternoon. There were about 6 dancers. I was just there for a mid-day break, and I had a coke, which was about $3. I think that all…
fredtemp1
Nov 26, 2013, 12:00 AM
Average strip club at best. It's...
Average strip club at best. It's not a bad place, just not outstanding in any way except for the profuse cigarette smoke which permeates everything. Certainly a mediocre club in comparison with those in larger…
VIPinvestigator
Nov 11, 2013, 12:00 AM
In Town for a few days...
In Town for a few days my job offered a little layover time so i decided to revisit crazy horse, i havent been here in a few years but was hoping to see ''envy'' from…
derrickj
Nov 9, 2013, 12:00 AM
Pros: This place has plenty of...
Pros: This place has plenty of free parking, you can see the inside if the main area before you pay the entry fee so you can walk away if you don't like the set up…
Mnwrestler
Nov 8, 2013, 12:00 AM
I have been to this club...
I have been to this club occasionally, and decided to go this Friday afternoon. Typically, there are 6-10 dancers in the afternoon, but this afternoon, there were only four that I saw. The quality was…
fredtemp1
Oct 6, 2013, 12:00 AM
Amazing how long since this place...
Amazing how long since this place has had a review. Have to try and fix that...
Went by on a recent weekday late afternoon and spent a few hours. There were about 15 girls…
Mike_the_traveler
Sep 14, 2013, 12:00 AM
I visited this area recently. I...
I visited this area recently. I do not know the other clubs in the area, so I cannot compare. The club setting is nice. There is always a girl on the stage in the evening,…
miked032
Apr 23, 2013, 12:00 AM
Went on a Monday Night. Only...
Went on a Monday Night. Only the front room stage was open, which was fine because the club was busy enough to fill just this side. Overall the dancer quality here was in the…
BrandonOut
Oct 16, 2012, 12:00 AM
Visited on a Friday night. ...
Visited on a Friday night. The place was hopping. A Diet Coke was 3.25. I found a nice dark corner (there are only a couple) and settled in. I usually like to lay back…
DBrain
Sep 16, 2012, 12:00 AM
A friend and I went to...
A friend and I went to this club recently and had a very good time.
First, the club is very nice, 2 stages in 2 different rooms. One of the stages is very large with…
hipster24
Jul 5, 2012, 12:00 AM
I went one night only because...
I went one night only because a friend of mine worked here! I went with a few girls and maybe two guys after leaving a birthday party! My friend insisted we came here instead of.the…
mixedbeauty
May 12, 2012, 12:00 AM
Due to the lack of anything...
Due to the lack of anything to do in nearby Plaquemine, LA I drove the 25 minutes over to the Crazy Horse Cabaret . It is conveniently located just off I-10 and is easily…
FatFred
Feb 25, 2012, 12:00 AM


