Crazy Horse Cabaret Reviews

This visit was on Superbowl Sunday. Sunday seems to be the day to visit as there is no local competition open that day. The club was busy with lots of decent dancers.
There is food available up until closing or close to it. I have not tried any of it...

this review is of my visit on sept. 16, 2011. a friend of mine had never been to a strip club and wanted to go to one for the first time so i said i'd take him. we got there about 930 pm. i don't remember there...

Visited there on relatively slow Saturday nights, which turned out for the better as the dancer count was low. Being new I was given the cold shoulder for a bit except for one $-hungry dancer (after reading about the tagging system from a previous reviewer, I took her for...

This review is from Tuesday night. Pretty slow, only 1 stage open. I recommend Sundays when they are packed, with 20-25 dancers. I guess this is because most clubs in the area are closed Sundays.

Anyway, dancer privates are $30, Shooter Girl dances are $35 and waitresses are $50. Makes no...

I feel this is the best place to go in the Baton Rouge area. Not quite as "hot" of girls as the Gold Club, but much friendlier and more mileage. CH is a pretty clean and upscale place, with lots of 7's with a few 8 and 9's...

I went to the Crazy horse three nights in a row and had mixed feelings about it at first. Saturday night was the last time and I don't plan to go back. They have a video camera system and mark cusomers who are drunk and dropping money. Then they take...

I visited Crazy Horse this past Friday..really bad and really good. Let me explain..first the bad, a dancer named Sherri (my real name). She is either asian or hispanic (depending on her story at the time)and is flighty as hell. Bought her a drink and she immediately...

This club has two stages, main and cabaret stage. Cover is always $6. Beer is pretty prices at $5.25. The club is pretty spacious and dark. Shot girls are pretty pushy and try to buy you, her, or the dancers shots.
The girls are usually nice and...

Went there one evening to watch one of the monday night games and it has a good atmosphere. The club has a wide variety of dancers which is a good thing if you ask me. The beers are 4.25 a beer, not sure about mix drinks or shots....

I visited Crazy Horse last Tuesday evening..honestly, the quality of dancers had diminished a good bit from my last visit, along with the quality of dances. The lappers I got were pretty standard fare, not nearly as fun as I had last time. Limited touching up north and not...

I'm giving Crazy Horse a perfect score because I was so amazed that a club of its quality existed in Port Allen. I feel like a trip to PA isn't complete without visiting the club! SO many lookers..its like the surrounding Louisiana towns sent their hottest girls to work at...

I last visited Crazy Horse two weeks ago..not very busy at first, but it did liven up later in the evening. Lots of good at this club..the dancers are really attractive (as a rule) and surprisingly good at conversation. Some mixed ethnicity, but mainly white dancers..average age of...

Every once in a while I stop in here and remember how I used to enjoy it's former existence as "Topcats"..well, surprise!!!! The girls have gotten friendlier, the drinks not as expensive (especially the dancers drinks) and the atmosphere more enjoyable. I don't know if it was that...

Typical setup walk in not so hot girl that thinks she is sitting at the desk to get your cover ($7) walk in and club is divided in 3 sections, 1 large stage/bar, 1 smaller room with smaller stage and bar, and the VIP area. Went early in the...

If you get a chance, check out Noami and Deserae, they make a bangin team in VIP... I think they're dating or something, which makes the experience really action packed. Crazy Horse has a lot of good looking classy dancers, and the atmosphere is very laid back and enjoyable,...

The place is finally remodeled and looks pretty good..the dancers are young and attractive...That's about it for the good stuff!
Drinks are EXPENSIVE..$8.00 for a gin and tonic, after the obligatory tip to the bartender, there goes $10.00 for your drink. Dancers are not very friendly (guess that's what some...

I've been back a few times since my last review and the place has definitely improved. Quite a few really good looking girls and most were pretty good at low-pressure requests for dances. Even had a dance from Rainey, who isn't very talkative but gives a great dance...

Went to the Crazy Horse for the first time. Arrived a little after 9 on Thursday night. The parking lot was full and had to park around the back. The tables were all taken so took a seat at the bar. There are 2 stages but...

I would have to disagree with the last author about this place heading downhill, I have been to this club before with mixed results. This visit was my first since they've reopened the addition (was closed for awhile after a fire). I was impressed, the club was nicely decorated, very...

In my last review, I neglected to review the best part, the private dances. I got a few private dances from Jessica (more later). The private dance area here consists of individual fairly private rooms with a couch and an end table. Like the rest of the club the furnishings...

This club seems to be sliding downhill. I visited before and this review is based on three visits in 5 days after x-mass 08. On the inside the club is split into two rooms with a "main stage" and a "cabaret stage". They offer $5 beers and...

I've been to the Crazy Horse Too many times but it was always a far drive. With Port Allen alot closer to Baton Rouge, I made the trip to this one. You will definately get your money's worth. Friendly staff and dancers. Not just trying to take your money for...

I saw the Crazy Horse from the exit ramp as I was pulling off I-10 for gas and, after filling up, I drove over to see what was happening. I will qualify this review by saying early Sunday evening is not the best time to visit any club, so...

Ok, been a while since I've visited this club and it certainly has changed.
We'll kick off with drink prices..they've stayed pretty much the same, mixed drinks around $6.50. The facility itself changed after a fire and is effectively smaller now with quite a bit of space unused....

First, I've got to agree w/ previous poster about Alexis. She is an "all grown out" version of Winnie Cooper from Wonder Years -- but with natural E funbags. Worth a visit just for her. $8 cover, but drinks were very reasonably priced! Place was packed,...