Cloakroom Reviews

It was my first time visiting this place since it opened up last year. It's located not too far from Chinatown and the Convention Center, and is on a street with some nice restaurants....

Stopped in to reward myself after completing a certification. It was near my hotel so I figured what the heck, it’s a short walk. It was a Tuesday night so I didn’t expect...

My evening started at Bluejacket before a Nats game. It was there that a cute asian chick in a largely see-through halter top caught my eye. As she left, she and her...

On my visit to DC, I knew there were two clubs that I especially wanted to visit: this place and a black club that both have lap dances, nudity, booty shaking, and alcohol. I took...

Ok. Finally checked out this place after the reviews on here and online. Came around 10 pm and thought it would be pretty empty. I was wrong. Before that, was able to find...

If you're looking for a comfortable place to hang out this is it. First thing to note, the bag check is free which is a big thing for the DC crowd. I was greeted...

I went late on a saturday night and it was packed. The layout was a little odd, felt a lot smaller on the inside than it looks from the outside. On the main...

This club reopened in 2018 with the goal of bringing the high class Vegas style club to DC. With the lights, music, and women, I’d say that it comes pretty close. The place is...

Was in DC for business and went to a Capitals game. The Cloakroom is within walking distance of Capital One Arena and the metro, so that's great. After walking through the door, a security...

Club has been described, layout/ambiance etc. What has not been clear is what happens in the upstairs VIP. Here to tell you it is worth it and surpasses anything else in DC. $100 for...

I was in the DC area recently and decided to check out this club. This was my first time in a DC club so I’m not sure how it compares. I got there around...

Cloak reopened this summer and is a unique spot in the DC club scene. The layout on the second floor (main floor) is a bar, several small tables and several table dance couches. Private...

Despite living in DC for years I go to Baltimore for strip clubs because the DC ones have so far been uninspiring. I went to Cloakroom on a whim when I realized it was...

So I reviewed this place after it reopened, but they deleted that page along with my review. So I’ll review it again here. Went to this place once before the building collapsed and just...

Not sure what happens, but by 8pm on Sun night, only a handful of dancers are working, and the DJ is only switching dancers almost every 20-30min. It was not busy even until 10pm....

Stopped in to check out the newly reopened cloakroom around 12:30 on a Tuesday. The place is really nice and it looks like they spent a lot of money on it. There is one...

Just left. 3o+ Dancers. So I spent a couple hundo and didn’t get anything special. Drinks felt like they were close to $20 each. A dancer talked to me for 10 minutes and then...

This past Monday and Tuesday marked Cloakroom’s “Grand Opening” with performances by Stormy Daniels. With Ms. Daniels safely out of DC, I stopped by Thursday to see an old favorite who now dances...

I entered this review at a prior listing but it got taken down and now this new one listing for this club is up. is up. So I’ll repeat it with a...

This is a reopening of the club after a four year interval when it had to close due to the collapse of the building next door. From the pics on the FB page it...

This is a reopening of the club after a four year interval when it had to close due to the collapse of the building next door. From the pics on the FB page it...

Went to this place once before the building collapsed and just returned now that they’ve rebuilt and we’re out in dC handing out free admission passes (apparently there’s a $20 cover charge). Didn’t...

Hope it reopens. It was the best option in a city of poor options. Girls were hot and pretty friendly, loved sitting at the bar and tossing cash over the bar and onto the...

Like on the previous review part of the building collapse. The clean up is on the way according to <br> <a href="http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Cleanup-Continues-at-Site-of-Building-Collapse-in-Downtown-DC-258042131.html" target=_blank rel=nofollow >www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Cleanup-Continues-at-Site-of-Building-Collapse-in-Downtown-DC-258042131.html</a><br> <br> but it is not known at the moment if they will...

Friday afternoon (May 2), the building which housed The Cloakroom collapsed. Here's the story from the Washington Post; http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/buildings-collapse-on-k-street-in-northwest-washington/2014/05/02/7c839728-d233-11e3-937f-d3026234b51c_story.html Based on the photos, it will be a while until the club reopens (if...