Beautiful place, beautiful girls, too much hustle.

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, VA

This place is always tough. It has a lot of pluses - very attractive dancers even day shift on a weekday, comfortable and “high end” setting, attentive and friendly wait staff, etc. in other words…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, MD

Why do I keep coming back here?? Oh, that’s right, because even when the rest of the block is completely dead, at least the two or three dancers at Circus are old standbys that i…

Club Harem

Baltimore, MD

The more they stay the same. Went back down to the block on a Sunday afternoon. Red Room seems to be in a slump because the last few times I’ve been there it has been…

Awful time and I will not be back. I showed up on a Tuesday night around 9 pm and paid a $20 cover. The place must have just opened because nobody was on stage and…

I was visiting DC and Cloakroom came up as a a recommended option for a fun club to visit. I decided to go give it a shot and see what is it about. Found the…

Dancer quality was solid but not mind-blowing. 7-8 range mostly, a couple legit 9s that were getting swarmed the second they stepped off stage. Mix of body types (mostly on the skinnier side, a couple…

This was my first visit to the Cloakroom. I've been to Mpire and Archibalds before. Cloakroom was the better experience. The dancers were more uniformly attractive with a mix of ethnicities and sizes: a fit…