The LumberYard Reviews

I found myself in Des Moines on a Friday night. Having never been to an Iowa strip club, I thought I would knock one more state off my list. Arrived about 10 pm. ...

I arrived late on overnight driving trip, actually, about 2am, just as some frat guys were climbing out of uber with a case of cheap beer. As seems typical in Iowa, club doesn't serve,...

Had a couple hours to spare. They just opened so it was $5 to get in. Dances were also 2 for 1, $40 for nude. Rules were explained to me as can touch anywhere...

The club itself seems to be in a generally safe area of town and the lighting inside is dim enough that some discretion can be had. When I went it was not to busy....

This was not the place for me, but could be a good place for lots of guys. If you are a guy who likes to go to a club in a tee shirt and...

So this is a regular club when I’m in Des Moines. It was a Tuesday night, so not as many dancers and in fact the club was pretty emptied out of people when I...

Went in around 8:00 on a Saturday night. Cover charge was $15. You are allowed to bring in your own alcohol, so stopping at a liquor store before hand is highly recommended....

Located in a decent area of town and not to far from other stip clubs. Cover was $10 when I went in and there was enough dancers to keep 2 stages going. They shove...

I had not been to the Lumber Yard for a while, and my wife recently started going out with me to clubs. Decided to take her. We had a great time, ...

If you're planning on coming out of state to work at this place I would definitely would not recommend!! the staff is absolutely rude walking in the door your first day, even though we...

I’ve visited here a few times. The dancers are a good mix of ethnicity. Most girls are at least a 7 and up. A few 9s for sure. There’s a cover at the door $10...

For some reason clubs in Des Moines seem hard to find (meaning they are off the beaten path). The Lumber Yard in Des Moines is no exemption.....it is tucked away in an industrial...

The club was actually very clean and orderly. The initial entrance did seem a bit ghetto, but besides that the building was good. It was clean all around and the clients seem like average...

So i went in early. I had driven from CO, which was about 700 miles and had another 400 the next day to go. It was an amateur night according to the...

Went back to the old Lumber Yard. They should call this the "Lumbar" yard. Three levels of stages, and there were about 15 girls working. Most of them were sitting against...

I returned to Des Moines a couple weeks ago, and decided to go to The Lumberyard for the night with a couple of friends. I have visited the place once or twice a year...

There were more dancers than customers. All of the dancers I saw were hotter and younger than average. There were a couple of blonde white girls in their early 20s with perfect...

Parking - free. Lots of it Cover - $10 ( i think ). May have been 15 BYOB. Tip - sit at a table just back from the top stage. There are recessed "coolers"....

This was my first visit to the Lumber Yard in over a year. It is a huge club with 3 levels, but during the time I was there, they only had the top stage...

This club is HUGE. It's a big hall with chairs and tables all along the wall. The middle part is full of stages on multiple levels. So if you want a touch-free show, you...

Was in Des Moines this past Saturday night and thought I would visit the Lumberyard with a good friend of mine. Overall the club is a nice atmosphere very large with multiple stages...

I am traveling through the area and decided to stop here for something to do. $15 cover and walk in and it is much bigger than it looks from the outside. Only handful of...

Lumberyard is the best you will do in Des Moines. Quite a few cute dancers, no real 10s but no 2-3s either. Lap dance mileage will vary but I recommend the $25 dances rather...

Had visited this club once before and had a pretty good time so thought I would drop by again when driving through Des Moines. Arrived in early evening on a Tuesday. BYOb is a...

This club has a decent amount of young, cute dancers. Unfortunately, they seem to spend too much time in the dressing room or hanging out with drug dealers (only a guess). In other words,...