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The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

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  • review
    5 years ago
    My second trip here. Same as the first
    The club itself seems to be in a generally safe area of town and the lighting inside is dim enough that some discretion can be had. When I went it was not to busy....
  • review
    5 years ago
    A good place for the right guy
    This was not the place for me, but could be a good place for lots of guys. If you are a guy who likes to go to a club in a tee shirt and...
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    5 years ago
    Been a while, but always good
    So this is a regular club when I’m in Des Moines. It was a Tuesday night, so not as many dancers and in fact the club was pretty emptied out of people when I...
    Jackmorton86
    Minnesota
  • review
    6 years ago
    Where real men get wood
    Went in around 8:00 on a Saturday night. Cover charge was $15. You are allowed to bring in your own alcohol, so stopping at a liquor store before hand is highly recommended....
  • review
    6 years ago
    Not bad
    Located in a decent area of town and not to far from other stip clubs. Cover was $10 when I went in and there was enough dancers to keep 2 stages going. They shove...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Good time with Wife
    I had not been to the Lumber Yard for a while, and my wife recently started going out with me to clubs. Decided to take her. We had a great time, ...
    Herc
    Oklahoma
  • review
    6 years ago
    Review from a girl i meet in atlanta.
    If you're planning on coming out of state to work at this place I would definitely would not recommend!! the staff is absolutely rude walking in the door your first day, even though we...
    Sexytime
    Oregon
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  • review
    6 years ago
    Great spot in Des moines
    I’ve visited here a few times. The dancers are a good mix of ethnicity. Most girls are at least a 7 and up. A few 9s for sure. There’s a cover at the door $10...
    Jackmorton86
    Minnesota
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    6 years ago
    Decent Place in Des Moines
    For some reason clubs in Des Moines seem hard to find (meaning they are off the beaten path). The Lumber Yard in Des Moines is no exemption.....it is tucked away in an industrial...
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    6 years ago
    Great overall
    The club was actually very clean and orderly. The initial entrance did seem a bit ghetto, but besides that the building was good. It was clean all around and the clients seem like average...
    Sam15
    Iowa
  • review
    6 years ago
    A lot of fun for a slow start to the night
    So i went in early. I had driven from CO, which was about 700 miles and had another 400 the next day to go. It was an amateur night according to the...
    boredinsb
    Indiana
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    6 years ago
    Tuesday night
    Went back to the old Lumber Yard. They should call this the "Lumbar" yard. Three levels of stages, and there were about 15 girls working. Most of them were sitting against...
    Khordokov931
    Oklahoma
  • review
    6 years ago
    Still The Same
    I returned to Des Moines a couple weeks ago, and decided to go to The Lumberyard for the night with a couple of friends. I have visited the place once or twice a year...
    Hawkeye14
    Illinois
  • review
    7 years ago
    Lumberyard...full nude private dances, or not?
    There were more dancers than customers. All of the dancers I saw were hotter and younger than average. There were a couple of blonde white girls in their early 20s with perfect...
    ChuckJiver
    Wayfaring Stranger
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  • review
    7 years ago
    Evening visit to the Lumberyard
    Parking - free. Lots of it Cover - $10 ( i think ). May have been 15 BYOB. Tip - sit at a table just back from the top stage. There are recessed "coolers"....
    aham5
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
  • review
    7 years ago
    Friday night at Lumber yard
    This was my first visit to the Lumber Yard in over a year. It is a huge club with 3 levels, but during the time I was there, they only had the top stage...
    DandyDan
    North Iowa
  • review
    7 years ago
    Ripped off - I cut the dance midway and walked out
    This club is HUGE. It's a big hall with chairs and tables all along the wall. The middle part is full of stages on multiple levels. So if you want a touch-free show, you...
    dagincourt88
    Illinois
  • review
    7 years ago
    first trip
    Was in Des Moines this past Saturday night and thought I would visit the Lumberyard with a good friend of mine. Overall the club is a nice atmosphere very large with multiple stages...
  • review
    7 years ago
    First stop
    I am traveling through the area and decided to stop here for something to do. $15 cover and walk in and it is much bigger than it looks from the outside. Only handful of...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Decent club but best in area
    Lumberyard is the best you will do in Des Moines. Quite a few cute dancers, no real 10s but no 2-3s either. Lap dance mileage will vary but I recommend the $25 dances rather...
  • review
    7 years ago
    2nd visit
    Had visited this club once before and had a pretty good time so thought I would drop by again when driving through Des Moines. Arrived in early evening on a Tuesday. BYOb is a...
    kjons
    Minnesota
  • review
    8 years ago
    Cute girls, boring time
    This club has a decent amount of young, cute dancers. Unfortunately, they seem to spend too much time in the dressing room or hanging out with drug dealers (only a guess). In other words,...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Pretty Good
    Visited around 10:00 pm on a Thursday. Decent number of dancers, half of whom were around the 8 mark. Club is laid out on various tiers with the main stage on the...
  • review
    8 years ago
    It's a stage club
    I've been to the lumber yard a few times. The girls are very pretty but sometimes are not very social. Private lap dances are $25 and VIP dances are $40. The girls seem to...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Thursday night
    This was my first time at the Lumber Yard in years. I was travelling through the area and ended up staying at one of the hotels right off of 35/80, but I couldn't...
    DandyDan
    North Iowa
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