Centerfolds Houston Reviews

Got into town on a work trip and decided I wanted a couple beers and to check out how far downhill this place had actually gotten since my bachelor party there 20 years ago....

Looking to take in the vibe at a different club, I decided to head to Centerfolds on a Monday night. I figured it was probably not the most active night, but I ...

I have a bad habit of ignoring my finances. But yesterday I had a long overdue meeting with my financial advisors. The news was all good - much, much better than I expected. These...

Arrived late (around 11:30 on Tuesday. Centerfolds has pretty much been described to death on this site so I won't repeat what you pretty much already know. Pretty soon after sitting down I was hit...

I always had the intent of checking place out, but I usually ended up some place else. A particular Friday night that the warden was out of town, I decided to go once and...

This use to be my favorite spot in Houston, but man...this place has fallen off. I'd say my last three visits have been subpar. You have the option to self park or valet your...

I went to Centerfolds after the Right Reverend Hornibastards review. I was desperate to confirm the make of the Men's room furnishings. I went in around 1pm and walked through...

!The following is an exhaustive, exquisitely detailed review of one of Houston’s dingier high-mileage dens of depravity. SEIZING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY: Mrs. Hornibastard had a hen party at our house today. Unlike the hen...

This is an addendum to my July 21 review, so I will not repeat all the details from that review. Review Nazis—chill out. This is within 30 days so it’s not good...

Arrived around 10:30 on Monday. Cover was $12 & there were not that many girls (10?) or customers. The club has been described many times so I wont go into the mundane details here. Almost...

This review covers a couple of visits. My first visit was on a Thursday about 9:00 p.m., the second on a Saturday at about 1:15 a.m. Centerfolds is at the corner of Richmond Avenue...

Visited this club on last Saturday after 1 pm. Plenty of self parking , $5 cover. Club is on the left side from entrance. It's very dark, kind of dirty / dive and big...

Centerfolds was the first club I visited on my 6/21/19 - 6/24/19 Houston weekend trip - I had arrived in Houston around noon on Fr 6/21 - picked-up my rental at the airport from...

Alright been a while since I have been here but seems to have all the same appearances. There is still a gaurd that patrols the outside so they have some security. You...

The Astros played the Mariners in Houston on Saturday. During baseball season I often use “going to the baseball game” as my alibi when I’m actually going to my one of my favorite “emergency...

I'm going to try this again. Recently I've found that the criteria for getting a review published has become pretty difficult. I've never submitted a "shill" review nor am I a club...

I went around afternoon 3 PM and the parking lot was empty other than the dude outside dont know If hes security or the cover guy. I decided not to go. Sunday night I...

On a recent trip to Houston I arrived in town early but had no place to be until dinner time. I asked Rev. H. Bastard to recommend a couple places where rules are...

I've been to Centerfolds a lot over the years. Some experiences were absolutely amazing, and others not so much. This last trip was one of the latter. Let's start from the beginning. It cost...

12 dollar entry, parking lot felt safe, sec. guard walking through back section when leaving. Immediately grabbed by Russian brunette before even grabbing a drink. One large main stage with an area to the...

2nd stop of the night – again easy to find using google maps. They had both valet and self-park – I just parked myself and walked in. It was kind of weird a...

Got off of work a bit early and decided to relax at the club a bit. Centerfolds has been my go-to place, mostly because of the convenience, but I realize I need to stretch...

I used the Astros baseball game on Sunday evening as my cover for another foray into Houston’s seamy underside. My first stop was at Centerfolds. If you haven’t been, Centerfolds is located on Houston’s...

Went for the first time and there was an ok assortment of ladies. The cover $5 in the afternoon.The drink's are cheap. $3.75. Waitress weren't pushy. Not many girls came to me and was...

This was my first visit to Centerfolds. Parking was easy in a large clean lot. There were quite a few cars, which looked good for a Monday evening. I arrived about 7. The club...