Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

This club is said to be a restaurant primarily, but I really did not see much evidence of this beyond the statement on one of the signs that said they served food. There was no cover charge. Drinks were about $4. A long narrow non-smoking main area. Off to...

This is a restaurant that is going for more attention by having girls with pasties dance. It isnt a strip club that serves food.<br>
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You are in Crystal City so just remember that if you are driving and it isca weekend night, as with every place in Arlington and Alexandria there...

Overall this is a good restaurant with nice girls. Some are more aggressive about asking for tips after their set by walking around the restaurant than others. Overall, for what is available in Virginia this isn't a bad option.<br>
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The last time I was here the club was pretty quiet but...

So, I was meeting someone at Reagan airport, and decided to wait here. Virginia, it was explained to me, does not really allow for topless (let alone nude) strip clubs. The girls here wear g strings and pasties.<br>
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They are on the hot end of the scale, and actually...

If you are reading this, you probably know that Virginia proper isn't much in the way of good strip clubs. (cross the border into DC and that's another story)

But as far as Virginia strip clubs go, CCR (as it is lovingly referred to) is as good...

Was in town and decided to check this place out after hearing good reviews. No cover charge. The place was broken into a smoking section and non-smoking. Stayed in non-smoking and was seated at a table and ordered a drink. First time at a DC strip club but the woman...

Stopped by on Sunday afternoon for some food In a pleasant atmosphere and had heard CCR had good food. Sat down (no cover, just walk in and sit at an empty table or booth) and the waitress was quickly over to get a drink order and drop off a menu,...

OK, I only come in here 3 or 4 times a year....always hoping it gets better....and it never really does.
Located next door to a 7-11. That kind of sums it up in a way.
Some of the women have no business dancing. Older, overweight, or...

I was staying in Crystal City during a spell of arctic temperatures and wasn't keen on a trip into DC. So against my better judgment, I thought I would give Crystal City Restaurant a try.

The main room does indeed look like a restaurant, with quite a large number of tables...

Got to the club pretty early on a thursday night. There were more dancers than I expected. Decent girls. Would give an average rating of about 6. Although 1 or 2 did look a little rough, they had a decent mix. I dont drink, so I just ordered a coke....

Kind of a strange club but they have to work in the confines of Puritanical Virginia laws that don't allow any nudity or any touching. The girls dance on the main stage for a couple of songs, then they get off and walk by each table to get tips....

Came in during lunchtime and did not really know what to expect. I was honestly just curious with a side of satisfying my hunger. It actually is a full service restaurant and I ordered the french onion soup and a burger. French onion was ok, the burger...

Decent, not great strip club. This is really more of a restaurant/sports bar that happens to have strippers. Food is actually pretty good and reasonably priced for a strip club. Girls generally look good, though some are older and have baggage.

If you're looking for true strip club experience, this is...

Stopped by again a week ago on Friday. Club is a great idea for the Northern VA area with decent beer prices, good looking girls, and a nice laid back atmosphere. The downsides stem from the fact that this is not a true strip club, it is more...

Came out here the other day with a friend. For what it is and for the location, this place is not bad. Dancers were all fairly attractive, 1 or 2 significantly so. Of course, it is Virginia so it's pasties + the girls will make the rounds for tips after...

The girls were cute (some more than others). There was actually interesting conversation to be had with some of them. The food wasn't the greatest (I got the pizza and it was actually pretty bad. A friend that I came with got the club, and he said that it was...

Went there after have a few beers with coworkers. The atmosphere is unique, it is a full service restaurant with a pole in the middle. The beers were relatively cheap and the view was nice. I had a back rub from one of the girls and it...

Visited a month or two ago. Nice little place, I hear the food is decent. The girls are hit-or-miss. Some are really uptight but a few were just out to have fun. Had a few lap dances with three different girls. Alicia was hot and had a nice round ass....

This is a good topless club. They have a back room stage. Some dancers will rub against you slightly. Dancer quality varies. Lots of older dancers during the day and several Russian dancers there during the evening. If you become a regular here you will get lot of benefits....

I landed in Crystal City on a Thursday evening and decided to check out the local strip club. Crystal City Restaurant was easy to access from my hotel. There was a nice selection of girls. I sat the bar had a drink and checked out what was happening. I noticed...

Interesting, I hadn't been in years. No cover charge. And they have walled off a portion of the club with a glass wall and made it smoking. All Virginia establishments are now non-smoking to this is the way they can allow smoking in that section. On...

Crystal City Restaurant is good place to good if you only want to look (and not touch), and not pay a lot of money.

Came here on a Tuesday night at 11:30 pm and left at 1:30 am. The layout of the club has both a main non-smoking area, and...

um, so if you go for the 1 o'clock nfl games on sunday, there are no strippers (they get there around 4... just barely got out in time). one waitress for the entire place though and it was pretty busy, she was good, but no one could handle that. but...

Crystal City Restaurant is kind of a bar with go-go dancers in pasties and thongs. It's definitely not a typical strip club type establishment, as there are no law dances offered. All you can do is oogle at the girls, but at least the girls here are good...

Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok though a bit peculiarly carved up with a smoking room. Much seating does not actually face the stage. It seems many people rave about the food but I've eaten here 5 05 6 times when I was famished and the food was awful...