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Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

Reviews

review
published 7 yrs ago
RELIABLE FOR WHAT IT IS
reviewed by
redrocks

8.7

Been off the grid for a while but finally had a last minute overnight trip to D.C. for business, stayed in Arlington, just a few blocks away from CCR. Didn't have a car so…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Meh
reviewed by
Drkcrnr

4.3

I stopped in during a weekday afternoon. The beer was not over priced. I think a pint was on special for 3.50. The food I ordered was terrible. There were about eight dancers working but…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Shouldn't Be In Business
reviewed by
cars4roger

2.7

I'm not sure the purpose of this club. There are no lap dances and the women rarely talk to anyone except begging for dollar bills while doing their tip walk. The place has gotten progressively…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Low Rent Club
reviewed by
Bolonner

3.0

OK, so I don't want to be mean, but I've been to Crystal City Restaurant at least a dozen times (mainly because I used to live literally one block away from it), and it's just…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Holy Crap! Actual Lap Dances Near Dc!
reviewed by
cipdevice

7.0

So, this is a real review. I have been going to this place for over 20 years and generally just to get some good Grub & ogle some nice bodies. Like everyone else. But this…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Depends On Your Expectations.
reviewed by
WhiteFarmer

5.0

While visiting in Washington DC, I had some time to kill and needed to grab a lunch. So, I decided, what the heck. And gave Crystal City Restaurant a visit. It was about…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Would You Like To Tip Me
reviewed by
SebHenley

6.0

Was in town on business staying at a hotel around the corner on Tuesday evening. I was walking up the street with a colleague to get some dinner at a sports bar, and we…

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published 7 yrs ago
Good eye candy
reviewed by
enigman1

6.3

This is the only club in Northern Virginia. The girls wear pasties and there are no lap dances. The club has good bar food and reasonably priced drinks. There are two stages: a stage in…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Too many or too few dancers
reviewed by
cars4roger

4.3

This place either has too many dancers or too few dancers on shift. The problem is that they all expect tips and dance very short dances-I guess this is how they make their money. Unfortunately,…

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published 7 yrs ago
Whatever you make it
reviewed by
andyrandyr

9.3

So, this is a cool club. It is what you make it. In the main room, the dancers get on stage and dance for a song or two. Then they go around the room and…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Nice Dancers Better Food
reviewed by
jm4175

6.7

Obviously only pasties since in VA, so in my opinion isn't a real strip club. By VA standards it is. But the dancers were nice, and friendly. Even though they didn't…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Virginia clubs disappoints
reviewed by
jangojing

6.7

So I went here on a Thursday evening . I looked through lot of reviews to see if anything had changed in the rules in dc/Virginia. Sadly accepted the fact that there is no contacts…