Reviews

Stopped in for a late lunch. There were about a dozen customers in the place and about as many dancers. Dancers ranged from about 5 (a "veteran" dancer with enormous implants) to 8 (there were…

For a club that is topless only with pasties required this is the highest possible score. The ladies were exceptional. They were mostly young and very well built without being 90% silicone.…

This club is tucked away next to a 7-Eleven a block away from the main drag of the Jefferson Davis Highway. It’s easy to drive past the place, though street parking is plentiful and…

Different kind of place, a g string & Pastie place with pretty good food at a decent price, in town on business & enjoyed a ribeye steak plus eyecand on the stage. There is a small…

I went on a Monday night. The club was not crowded, but because I got there around their shift change at 6, I got to see ladies from the afternoon and evening shifts - maybe…

I love this place. Generally I couldn't give a place that is pasties & g-strings any more than a 5 but this place offers a different experience. Generally the girls are gorgeous.…

Decided to spend an afternoon here after a long morning of meetings at the office. No cover, went in and had a few beers, played some pool, and chatted up with some hotties. This is…

Was in the DC area for a flight out west... stopped in on Crystal City since the hotel was close by... well, the name is correct... Crystal City Restaurant...…

Dropped in for the first time in 6-7 months. Same lame club... dancers wear patsie's over their breasts (state law in Virginia) and no lapdances. Girls are pretty and friendly and food is good at…

This club is the typical bikini/pasties joint here in Virginia. But this is the best I've visited in VA, with this restriction. The girls are very pretty (7-9), but are usually focused on…

As in the other reviews, I agree that CCR does have the atmosphere of a country sports bar more than it does a strip bar. Part of this is related to the laws of…

For a strip club it is extremely tame but for Virginia it is very nice. My buddy and I went here on a Sunday evening and were able to find street parking but watch…

I have to say, this place has the best prime rib of any strip clubs i have been to in a long time. Very inexpensive, and very delicious. Also, a great place to…

Crytsal City has much more of a the feel of a Sports Bar than that of a Titty Bar. As noted by others, the food is actually quite good and reasonably priced. The qualities of…

I haven't been in the club in quite some time and I was pleasantly surprised. Its not fully nude unfortunately - pasties and gstrings - but the dancers have gotten younger and quite a…

Live in Crystal City but haven't been here in a few months so dropped in again to see what was up. They've got some pretty dancers here but bottom line is this club isn't worth…

Not bad of a VA club, given the limitations set by law . Food and drinks are reasonably priced and the girls are generally hot - most of which range from a 6 to…

Entered club around 8pm. Club consists of several tables for groups of 8 or more, plus areas surrounding two small dance platforms at opposite ends of the club. Crystal City Restaurant has…

For what it is, the Crystal City Restaurant is OK. It's typical VA, with pasties and bottoms. I don't like pasties, but I think they have some pretty decent looking girls here, they…

Visited this nice little niche strip club/restaurant last Friday. My buddy had a friend in town, so we went so that he could get the Crystal City experience. No cover of course, just…

Was in town for a few weeks for an assignment. A client brought me here for lunch following a meeting nearby. Food was average at best, but prices are low. Was told…

BORING!!! Don't come here... no lap dances and the dancers aren't even naked per Virginia state law (must wear patsies over their nipples). The dancers are beautiful for the most part and the food…

This is definitely a gentlemens club. Nice atmosphere, attractive girls(though it is pasties and thong), and very good food. They only serve beer and wine, but unless you are really looking to get…

Well, hit this place only when really desperate fro some tits. Bottoms on and tops off (no nipples) at least the women are hot. Quality women, just frustrating to only see them clothed. Feels like…

This is the only club located in Northern VA, since the one in Springfield (name slips me) closed down several years ago. As with other VA clubs, it is topless and pasties only.…