Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

For a strip club it is extremely tame but for Virginia it is very nice. My buddy and I went here on a Sunday evening and were able to find street parking but watch yourself on other nights for Crystal City is very agressive in revenu enhancement. Even...

I have to say, this place has the best prime rib of any strip clubs i have been to in a long time. Very inexpensive, and very delicious. Also, a great place to watch games of any sort.

Girls are cute, covered with pasties. But, they are...

Crytsal City has much more of a the feel of a Sports Bar than that of a Titty Bar. As noted by others, the food is actually quite good and reasonably priced. The qualities of the dancers for the DC area is also excellent. It is still below the quality...

I haven't been in the club in quite some time and I was pleasantly surprised. Its not fully nude unfortunately - pasties and gstrings - but the dancers have gotten younger and quite a few were athletic in a good way. The atmosphere is comfortable (felt comfortable with...

Live in Crystal City but haven't been here in a few months so dropped in again to see what was up. They've got some pretty dancers here but bottom line is this club isn't worth it. No nudity is allowed in Virginia, so all the dancers wear patsies over their...

Not bad of a VA club, given the limitations set by law . Food and drinks are reasonably priced and the girls are generally hot - most of which range from a 6 to a 9. It's definitely a good place to chill but if you're looking for...

Entered club around 8pm. Club consists of several tables for groups of 8 or more, plus areas surrounding two small dance platforms at opposite ends of the club. Crystal City Restaurant has quite a menu with a nice variety, prices very reasonable. But I don't think...

For what it is, the Crystal City Restaurant is OK. It's typical VA, with pasties and bottoms. I don't like pasties, but I think they have some pretty decent looking girls here, they have games on, and their beer prices aren't outrageous for a strip club.

I...

Visited this nice little niche strip club/restaurant last Friday. My buddy had a friend in town, so we went so that he could get the Crystal City experience. No cover of course, just overpriced beer with hot women in thongs and pasties. The $1 walkaround was a...

Was in town for a few weeks for an assignment. A client brought me here for lunch following a meeting nearby. Food was average at best, but prices are low. Was told that VA law requires that they sell as much food as alcohol, so they lower...

BORING!!! Don't come here... no lap dances and the dancers aren't even naked per Virginia state law (must wear patsies over their nipples). The dancers are beautiful for the most part and the food is good here (Crystal City Restaurant is a restaurant/strip club) but if you want a...

This is definitely a gentlemens club. Nice atmosphere, attractive girls(though it is pasties and thong), and very good food. They only serve beer and wine, but unless you are really looking to get drunk, thats not a problem. Very attentive, friendly servers. All in all a...

Well, hit this place only when really desperate fro some tits. Bottoms on and tops off (no nipples) at least the women are hot. Quality women, just frustrating to only see them clothed. Feels like a bad day in South Beach. Women are top notch, just don't expect much. Better...

This is the only club located in Northern VA, since the one in Springfield (name slips me) closed down several years ago. As with other VA clubs, it is topless and pasties only. Also no private dancing here. The club has full service bar and restaurant, hence...

This club is conveniently located a few blocks away from the Crystal City Metro Station in Arlington, VA.
It features dancers in pasties & g-string since Virginia does not allow nude dancing. Girls don't wear garters.
Customers have to hand tips to the dancer. Two stages on one floor. Typical bar...

Likes: Friendly waitresses who take care of you; halfway decent looking dancers though a number are "mature."

Dislikes: Dancers might be considered "clothed" as other reviewers have pointed out since they wear bottoms and pasties; dancers largely unfriendly--most stuck up without much real reason to be; "Family-restaurant"...

Food is great and cheap. Parking is a pain during the day but they have about 30 free parking spaces in a lot across the street and a block west behind the restauarants. You have to get there before noon or after 2 PM to get a space....

This club is one of my favorite local hangouts. The food and drink prices here are very reasonable compared to the DC clubs. The night shift dancers start at 6pm. My favorite dancers are nadine (cute brunette w/nice ass), lynn (cute 20yr? brunette w/nice ass), jessie...

Since I have not been to any other clubs in the area, its hard to compare locally - but from an out of town perspective, its pretty lame. The girls were decent, but what's with the star-shaped pasties? No contact, no private dances, they don't even come by and sit...

I have been going to this bar for six years and I must say that over the last few months it has definitly improved. Always had great food and pretty woman but now this bar is always a great place to spend a few hours relaxing. I do notice a...

Lots of beautiful, friendly dancer, waitresses, and hostesses! It is hard to decide which I like best! The two hostesses bring out the food and clear the tables. They are under-tipped but all gorgeous and so friendly. The waitresses range from a tall gal that wears...

The Crystal City Restaurant is my favorite strip club in the DC area. It is a comfortable sports club with numerous televisions and two stages. Their food is great for a club, especially their burgers and crab cake sandwiches. It is the only club in the area...

CCR is typical of VA clubs -- pasties and g-strings are the most you see (hence the low rating) but it has a good atmosphere, very much like a local sportsbar. There are no private/table/lap dances. Went there on a Thursday night. The place was fairly full, but not crowded....

This is a vary tame club. Of course, Nova is very lame. Girls were young and limber but this is merely an interlude enroute to more fun across the river. Better leave the area and head north to Jersey. Tables are very close together and can...

This club is a good example of a place that is fun to bring a friend, play pool, drink a few, check out the eye-candy, and that's about it.

Usually a couple of girls dance up on these 18-inch diameter pedestals. They wear pasties and g-strings. The girls that...