Reviews

Papermoon is a midsize club with a grandfather clause that allows it to operate as the only club with lap dances in the area. As a PL, you'll pay for that monopoly. I've reviewed…

I went on a Wednesday afternoon and the cover was I think $10. They take your temperature and make you sign a contact tracing waiver. Find it weird that the friend I was meeting up…

Happy 2021 to fellow DMV-area mongers and visitors. Hard to believe we've been dealing with COVID for almost a year now, right? Yikes. Figured it was about time for my somewhat-quarterly update on PaperMoon.…

PaperMoon is worth a visit during the pandemic, if you're stuck in DC and don't have the option to travel to better clubs. It's expensive as hell, but you can get a good grind…

Visited PM springfield about 3 pm on friday afternoon. I am still very nervous about covid. Anyway met my best friend for lunch had a couple of drinks and off to PM. Upon arrival noticed…

This is my regular club, but my first time back since the COVID started. I was curious to see how they were dealing with it. They've got more security outside than before. After scanning for…

It's been a few months, so figured it was time for my DMV update of PaperMoon, which I just re-visited twice in the past week. Prior readers may remember that it's one of my…

Frankly, this isn't going to be much of a review. Allow me to explain. I arrived at PM at about 2:00 p.m., donned my mask, got out my ID and walked up to the front…

So I went back to PaperMoon multiple times since they reopen. The manager from pre COVID have left so it seems to be less pushy. They also have a happy hour week day until 9p,…

Papermoon is a fairly classy club that I've been to before, at least compared with some other joints in the DMV that I've been to. Remember: this is a normal attire club, so don't go…

Hello All, Well - as some of you may have read in the past - PMoon and Crystal City Restaurant (CCR) tend to be my main "go-to" clubs in the DMV area, especially with most of…

Well, this had probably been the longest stretch for me in 10 years or more without a visit to a SC. The itch was getting to me so I made an afternoon visit to…

This is the first time I've visited the club, and was very impressed. Plenty of open parking outside. Felt safe, security was walking around and no issues. I got there in time for happy hour…

... Well, it had been a while since stopping by PM due to Covid and all, so being in town in late June/early July for about 1-2 weeks, I decided to go back to see…

For anyone curious about the DC COVID club situation, I called Good Guys and no one ever picked up. DC was basically closed for the weekend so I had to set my sights on VA…

I had messaged Sabrina, my go-to dancer at Paper Moon to see if she would be in at 1:00 PM on Thursday, and she confirmed that she would be there. She also said that…

For starters I found this place by typing “strip club” in my google maps to find one close to Manassas. I drove over and went in, the club is nice inside. not near the nicest…

Stopped off on the way back from the Springfield Town Center to see a couple of the ladies whose company I had previously enjoyed. Parking, as always at this time of day, was both…

In the area, thought I'd check out the free lunch and hopefully see some hottie at the same time. Arrived about 12:30, about a dozen cars in the lot. I went in, paid the…

I came here on a Monday looking for action as I love high quality lap dances from fine babes. Usually when I go to strip clubs, I try to look my best and smell good,…

Well, let's get the obvious elephant-in-the-room out of the way first. As others have mentioned, Papermoon is incredibly expensive. To have a really good time here, you're going to need to spend a…

The visit started out with a new twist - security actually used a magnetic wand to check for weapons before I entered. I'm not sure what prompted that change, but I doubt it was…

Decided to come to the moon on a Sunday evening since I was bored. From my past experiences Sundays are slow with few pickings and indeed this was the case. Free and plenty of parking…

I arrived early in the afternoon, specifically to take advantage of Paper Moon's awesome daytime special - $5 pays for the daytime cover and a free lunch! Note that the free lunch excludes steak,…

This place is always tough. It has a lot of pluses - very attractive dancers even day shift on a weekday, comfortable and “high end” setting, attentive and friendly wait staff, etc. in other words…