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Shakers
295 Hoboken Rd Carlstadt, NJ 07072

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  • review
    5 years ago
    Going downhill
    Small gogo bikini bar, small parking lot but conveniently located off the highway. Not many customers on Monday night which gave me the ability to check out the lineup of girls without interruption....
    Paulcarlson
    energizd
  • review
    5 years ago
    No Extras , but the view ain't too bad.
    Back again , since I'm a huge fan of the Eastern Europeans... but you do end up paying for it. I visit this area frequently on business so it's convenient and these women...
    vapingdude
    New Jersey
  • review
    5 years ago
    2nd try is not the charm
    This is my second time coming to Shakers. The first time was over a two years ago. The first time I went I wasn't too impressed with it to come back because I found...
    dc2017
    Oregon
  • review
    5 years ago
    SHAKERS EHH
    was in the area to meet a pal and have dinner at the vesta pizza restaurant down the road. so with some time to go i decided to walk in here as i haven'...
    rattdog
    New York
  • review
    5 years ago
    Always go for the fat ugly ones
    This place is terrible. First of all parking is on a major highway so u can way to your loved ones as they pass you while ur walking into what is clearly a strip...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Heavy Dollar Parade but Happy Hour 4-7 isn't too bad, $4 domestic beers
    Got here around Monday 5:30 pm because Stiletto's a few miles away didn't open till 6pm, so needed to kill an hour or so. This is a bikini bar like 90% of NJ...
    Loking
    New Jersey
  • review
    5 years ago
    I’ll be back
    This place is ok. The parking lot is small but plenty of street parking and the diner next door don’t know if they mind if you park there. The girls seem to be mostly on...
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  • review
    5 years ago
    Don't expect anything extra
    Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon since I had 90 minutes to kill. It was HH, which is from 4: 00 to 7:00 everyday, and that will get you a $4 dollar domestic....
  • review
    5 years ago
    Nothing new here
    Back in the area , so I figured I stopped by again. About 7-10 dancers , mostly eastern europeans. Gorgeous women but the dollar parade is relentless. One would think it would...
    vapingdude
    New Jersey
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    emmitt22
  • review
    5 years ago
    Same Old- Same Old
    I stopped in on my way home from work. This club is relatively easy to get to as it is near several major highways. The bar is typical NJ Go-Go bar,...
    mboy
    New Jersey
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    emmitt22
  • review
    5 years ago
    Bring a lot of singles
    Ive been to this place more than i want to admit. I have a regular gal at this place hence the frequent visits but so allow me to share some local knowledge. ...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Probably won’t be going back.
    Stop by during the afternoon Monday around 4pm. Place had about 10 patrons in it. All girls inside were above 7 rating mostly Latin. Each girl would race around the bar for the...
    Tonyperna
    New Jersey
  • review
    6 years ago
    SHAKERS RECENT VISIT
    paid a visit here about a few weeks ago. paid the 4.50 for a water and hung out with one of the regulars. told me the same bunch of girls with 1 or 2...
    rattdog
    New York
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    HankMoody33
  • review
    6 years ago
    An OK place
    This place is just eh. The parking lot is tiny but plenty of street parking (until 2am) and the diner next door doesn't seem to mind if you park there. The girls seem to be...
    Wasabi199
    New Jersey
  • review
    6 years ago
    Disappointing Happy Hour
    Arrived a little after 5. Place was pretty slow. Bartender was attentive as soon as i walked in. Most of the girls were sitting the the corner on their phones.They had 2 girls on...
    MickD
    New Jersey
  • review
    6 years ago
    stay at home if you want to drink or watch softcore porn
    I came here because a dancer thinking of working here from my other club wanted me to go investigate this club by myself for her. I wouldve never gone here otherwise based on reviews. I...
    s88
    New York
    Comments: 3

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    6 years ago

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    emmitt22
  • review
    6 years ago
    Great place to chill
    Shakers is right off the highway, so be careful if you are coming off the exit. The entrance to the parking lot is right there. There's plenty of spots during the day and there...
    Monseyslut
    New York
  • review
    6 years ago
    Not Bad Not The Best
    Went here on a Thursday evening around 10pm. The place is small. The circle bar takes up majority of the club. They have semi private lap dance areas. It’s basically 4 big arm chairs...
    dc2017
    Oregon
  • review
    6 years ago
    Missed The Mark Tonight.
    Upon entry stage is literally footsteps in front of you. Bar and stage area so big little space to maneuver around with other patrons. Music was loud as hell. And bright. Place could benefit...
    millsy
    New Jersey
  • review
    6 years ago
    My New Go-to
    Seeing how Players Club in South Hackensack is now closed (my old area favorite, for whatever reason), I stopped by Shakers to scope it out on Wednesday and again on Thursday (because Wednesday was...
    Loneflyer
    Pennsylvania
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    Loneflyer
  • review
    7 years ago
    First Jersey Visit
    I hadn't been to a club at all in a while, and I'm rarely venturing out of NYC for my visits these days. I happened to be on the road in north Jersey, though,...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Auntie Gretta
    So I just moved close by so I wanted to see what the local talent was. I went to this place thinking I was going to see some beautiful women then go to the...
    SofakingFried
    New Jersey
  • review
    7 years ago
    Good, but not wild...
    I usually try to get to Shakers a few times a year. I like going during the day, because it's very laid back and relaxed. It's a bikini bar, so there's a...
    Greedoshot2
    New Jersey
  • review
    7 years ago
    Mix an A.M.P. with a use car lot: booty shake well, serve.
    I walked in after grabbing a bite nearby, thinking, "Just a Guinness and I'm out." Well, I was wrong. Firstly, I step in and my idiot employee says, loudly, "Hey! I brought my knife!"...
    Jp61991
    Pennsylvania
  • review
    7 years ago
    SHAKERS
    if you are into eastern european girls then this the bar to go to. they are attactive in the face, and if you like them on the thin side this is the place to...
    rattdog
    New York
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