Shakers
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295 Hoboken Rd Carlstadt, NJ 07072

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rattdog
Sep 10, 2018, 7:27 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

paid a visit here about a few weeks ago. paid the 4.50 for a water and hung out with one of the regulars. told me the same bunch of girls with 1 or 2 here and there that are sort of new. i looked around-yep pretty much the same bunch, even the ones weren't that much of standouts.

i saw one of my faves here approach me. take her to the back, closed the curtain, and unexpectedly did not get my regular treatment from her. she said that i don't come around that often anymore. therefore the shit dance.

i don't come around anymore because i don't work near the club anymore. she knows this. she's also getting just a bit burnt out from this place. even her looks are starting to deteriorate. when she first started she had that young brooke shields look about her. lately she is starting to morph into the older version of brook shields-you know that scarecrow face look. kinda eerie that they both age the same exact way. that along with the shitty dance she gave me i unfortunately will have to put her on the never-ever to get again list. time to move on.

update: for those that are fans of bella from the post i saw here. i really messed up-i should have gotten her instead of the scarecrow.

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