Shakers
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295 Hoboken Rd Carlstadt, NJ 07072

Heavy Dollar Parade but Happy Hour 4-7 isn't too bad, $4 domestic beers

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Sep 23, 2019, 7:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Got here around Monday 5:30 pm because Stiletto's a few miles away didn't open till 6pm, so needed to kill an hour or so. This is a bikini bar like 90% of NJ clubs and no cover. Happy hour is 4-7, domestic beers $4, but Monday HH is 4-10pm. I ordered a Miller Lite and was charged $5.50. I asked shouldn't it be $4? Barmaid checks menu and says yes, but management charges more for Miller lite. I looked at her as if she was crazy because obviously Miller lite is a domestic beer. She charges me $4 to be fair.

I really don't like coming here because dollar parade is heavy. 3-8 girls on stage do 7 minute set then come around for dollars while another 3-8 girls come on stage for a set. That's up to $70 an hour. You are just constantly tipping for very little dancing. Usually they just shuffle their feet. Some girls don't even dance but just come around for dollars. Crazy.

But this early on there was only one girl on stage at a time, so dollar parade wasn't that bad. That's how I noticed that some girls coming around for tips didn't even dance.

The girls were good looking at least. There were about 5 girls, 20yo-30yo?, Russian, White, Filipino and Hispanic. All were in good shape. Some were slim which I prefer and some were heavier with big asses which is ok too. =p

Erica, ukranian girl, 25yo, tall and slim was gorgeous. She chatted me up and flirted. I was very tempted to get a dance from her but after dances I just wind up horny and frustrated so I politely declined. If I want dances with extras I go to hood bars in Newark and Paterson, but some times I just want to have a drink and watch pretty girls dance.

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