Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara
22 E Montecito St Santa Barbara, CA 93101

This is a depressing dump that...

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nychuck2000
Jun 16, 2007, 12:00 AM
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This is a depressing dump that should be avoided at all costs. It's a tiny club with only a few dancers who make it as clear as possible that they would rather be getting a root canal than be dancing here. It's very dark and hard to see anything, including the dancers.

The private dances are pushed aggressively. They were good, with okay contact, but they didn't alleviate my growing desperation to get out fast. Admittedly I was there in the afternoon. The experience at night might be better.

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