Brass Rail Reviews

I've lived in SF for a while, but I've found it hard to justify the trouble of making the trek down toward San Jose just to visit a club since I haven't had any other reason to make a trip south. The news that the Brass Rail was closing...

The Brass Rail is a Bay Area Tradition, my Uncle used to go there in the 70's when Evil Caneval would tear that place up. It has seen better days, but the girls are still hot and the beer is cold. Unfortunately it is only a bikini bar,...

Brass Rail is an easy place to spend a lot of money. To make your dollar last you've got to play it smart by finding someone who is not pushy and is open to contact. The best thing about this club is girls will dance on you without you having...

I was in San Jose and after reading all the Tuscler reviews, ended up here. These clubs have a complicated set of rules to follow related to alcohol, nudity, who can serve drinks and I don't know what else. The short story is they have beer here, the...

Ok so I knew it was only a bikini bar, but I still expected a little bending of the law. Even worse. If you have ever been to a biker clubhouse and there is a stage in the corner with a couple bier chicks taking turns in the cage, that...

Ignore the last review. 'No rules' is very misleading.

This Bikini Bar has multiple bouncers, a chaperone watching the bathrooms.

I went there two nights in a row since I was there on business.

Ample parking. Less than a mile a away is 'Ruby's Taqueria' an outstanding Mexican take out place....

This isn't a strip club and it doesn't have rules. Only went because they have a free admission pass in the local Metro. By no rules I mean I saw everything go down. From shit in the bathroom to someone getting jumped outside, to cops showing up and taking people...

Let me start by saying, my last visit to the Brass Rail was several years ago. The place was in much need of an overhaul back then. The interior seems like it hasn't changed, like an old dive bar. That being said I went with a small group, we all...

Tuesday night was $2 beers so I decided to stop by at 7 pm. $10 cover after 6 pm. There were about 10 girls. most of them are very average looking. Around 8:30 pm couple of good looking chicks joined. Girls like to hang out and chat if you buy...

Was travelling to the Bay Area for work and decided to stop in to the rail for lunch. I used to live in the bay area about 15 years ago and would frequent the 'rail' with my work buddies and going back there again now was kind of nostalgic. Sorry...

I went here way too often about 20 years ago, maybe twice/week. I would shoot some pool, tip the stage dancers, have a beer, and generally be a pathetic single middle aged guy. The dancers were mostly fairly hot, with a few true babes, and also generally quite friendly. I...

This place was pretty decent a few years ago, but after the place was sued by the dancers and a bunch of them left, it has gone downhill in a big way. The ethnic mix has deteriorated and most of the girls are black or Mexican,...though that is not...

I came here in the afternoon, no cover. The bartenders were friendly and the drinks affordable. The girls overall were nice. I felt bad as nobody was really tipping. There seemed to be a lot of regulars and the girls gravitated to hanging out with them...

Was in the area for business and thought I will give it a try during lunch. Went there around 12:15 for their lunch buffet and there was one other guy besides me and the bouncer. No girls on the stage at this time. They were setting up the buffet but...

I went here on a monday afternoon. I had stopped by a few weeks before but found out that while the club opens at 10, they don't seem to have girls until 1pm. On my next visit I show up later in the afternoon. There were just a few working....

I arrived at noon, since their web site says they have lunch and dancers start at 12. When I got there it was me and the security guy. No cover which is a positive. The place seems nice, several stages, clean bathroom. I asked security about...

Decided to try this place out a couple of weeks ago. This was my first time here, and it will probably be my last time as well. It's located right off the freeway in a mostly residential neighborhood.

It has been probably said already, but think of this as...

Hadn't been here for awhile so decided to check it out on a Sunday night. This place hasn't changed much. The parking lot looks kind of creepy and the exterior of the building still has that 70s dive look to it. Of course, there is the usual small group of...

The bar is difficult to find with the roads being a little awkward, but once you find it it's not so bad. It's in the middle of a residential community. When you go inside it almost feels like a dive sports bar with a stage. There's TVs...

I don't find the idea of bikini girls very competitive vs full nude but decided to check it out. Club is tucked in a somewhat a awkward area and wasn't much to look at. I walked in during the afternoon say down ordered a beer then tried to...

I decided to try out this "bikini" bar and see what the big deal was. First off, the streets in the area are so awkward that I got lost and had to go back and forth before I found the place.

Once on the street, it's not hard...

The cover was $10 for weekday entry. The beers cost me roughly $4. The parking lot looked quite shady but the presense of burly bouncers inside the establishment made me feel somewhat safe inside. The 're are three stages... One is like a runway type of stage...

So, this place is hit and miss strip club wise. During day shifts, there are very few girls and they're mostly just ok at best. However, what this club lacks in "hotness" it makes up for in friendliness and vibe. The girls here are generally very friendly,...

I was a regular at this particular club for about 6 months after going here one evening out of pure curiosity. This is a bikini bar but the girls are very friendly as they are not able to give lapdances. They will sit and chat it up with you...