Brass Rail Reviews

OK I have been accused of a few things on this site, but the one that sticks is troll. In order to end a little bit of authenticity to my posts I decided I would start posting some reviews. I was at Brass Rail last Tuesday afternoon, when...

I went back to Cali on a business trip, and had to stop by an old hangout. Not much has changed. Walk in pay a small cover (I had a free pass). When you go in if you make a U turn around the wall the bathrooms are on the...

My friends wanted to try something new, so I decided to show them a good time, good show, maybe some nipples in their face. Asked some guy at the gas station where to go and wound up here off the 101. Lots of stages, when we walked in all the...

I went to the dance for fun. The bartenders is the owners. They are not very friendly and talkative, which is fine with me. I am at the club for the girls. I just order my beer and enjoy the show. One thing I have to learn in the club...

Had a few hours to kill before my next shift so finally stopped in two weeks ago.I always see the sign off the 237 so gave in to my curiosity. Parking lot was about half full. Area looks a bit sketchy, even in the afternoon. Inside was not much better...

I like this south bay club.
True, girls aren't topless, and no lap dances, but still sexy and fun. They get topless backstage on camera and shown on various screens.
Some of the girls are not so good but there's usually at least 3-4 girls that are worth throwing some $1's at.
No...

Don't bother & go to SF - bad experience - dancer with attitude. $10 cover on a Friday night which seemed a bit pricier than I had seen on here especially since it is just a bikini bar. They have multiple stages. There are no lap dances here. Girls were...

Went to the place on a Wednesday, in the evening, the cover was $5. It was a bikini bar with a large main stage and three side stages. Its most probably the largest men's club in Silicon Valley. The place has pretty good looking dancers, around 8 of them when...

The brass rail is a bikini bar with a large main stage and three side stages. The women who work here range from below average looks to reasonably attractive. Most of the women have a great attitude. There are no lap dances so the women rely primarily on...

Was down mid day and thought I would give this club a try. This was my first time in a bikini bar. This will be my last trip to a bikini bar. Listless dancers with the nude action on a monitor. On the plus side you can have a...

A $10 cover was about $15 too much to pay to enter this place. I went because I wanted a place to drink. The space has a sort of rec room feel to it. 4 stages around, pool tables, middling sort of girls. My scotch heavily...

Went tot the brass rail on friday at noon. Got a tri tip and roast beef hotplate for less than 20 bucks. Both were deliscious. No cover charge and 5 dollar draft stell artois. They had a thick black dancer and an older white dancer with huge pooper on shift....

Stopped in to check it out - never visited this club before. $5 cover. $3 coke. Cover seemed a bit high considering it's bikini-only, but still not too bad. Pretty crowded on a Friday, late night, but it wasn't difficult to get service. There were (I think) three different stages....

I stopped in there for lunch today for the first time in years. It didn't seem much different than before. The prime rib was good, cooked perfectly. The dancers were friendly and didn't seem to be jut going through the motions. If you're gonna stop somewhere...

The Brass Rail advertises itself as the largest men's club in Silicon Valley. This may or may not be true, depending on your definition of "men's club." The building is divided into two different sections: the bar and a separate dining area. The bar is spacious, decorated like...

I used to be an avid Rail customer, but have not been there for almost a year. I will not be coming back anytime soon, the place has really gone down, especially the girls! The one dancer who I used to enjoy was my...

I don't want to sqew this in a bad direction too bad, as it was Monday at noon. However, there was nobody dancing-didn't even appear they were getting ready to dance. I did see one girl walk up to the bar & get a drink - she was very...

Not sure what to make of this place. It's not your traditional strip bar. It's more like a sports bar meet motor house. Fairly young crowd, and more of a local bar. A titty bar but with no titties. It's probably a good place for locals to hang out for...

great for a bikini bar. based on your taste, food could be kinda nice. And girls quality varies, but generally good and yound as it is a bikini bar so more girls are willing to work.

When I took my coworkers (from TW) there last time, the crowd wasn't...

Don't be fooled...this place is what it is...nothing more. Weird but easy to get to location, easy parking, etc. The place is a big, pretty clean sports bar with girls from 5.5-9.25 on the stages and waiting tables. Yes, they wait tables too...and they are no good at it but...

The girls are hot, the beer on tap is ice cold, and the atmosphere is great. The Brass Rail is a great place to hang out with your buddies, shoot the shit, and enjoy some entertainment. I like stopping here for a beer on the way home from...

I'll sum up this club in one word: CRAZINESS! The girls are pretty hot, but they're running around from one stage to the next and then they serve as waitresses. How does a guy get a dance on this place? Or just some one-on-one time with the hotties? That's my...

Well, back in town again I decided to forgo a trip to the Kit Kat club, which has run down hill and visit the Rail instead. It's a great place to relax and have a beer. The girls are ok looking, but I would not spend any considerable amount of...

I hit the Brass Rail near closing time on a Wednesday night. Lots of guys there (some couples) and the crowd was pretty lively (but I didn't go for a good crowd, right?). Three stages, dancers walk around with a tray until they get on stage (what's that all about?)....

The Brass Rail is a Bikini bar just off the 237. Good point: they serve booze. Bad points, the prices are high and its just a bikini bar. The crowd is a little sketchy at times, but I've never had any trouble there. The girls are middle of the road...