Brass Rail

I've lived in SF for a while, but I've found it hard to justify the trouble of making the trek down toward San Jose just to visit a club since I haven't…

I've lived in SF for a while, but I've found it hard to justify the trouble of making the trek down toward San Jose…

The Brass Rail is a Bay Area Tradition, my Uncle used to go there in the 70's when Evil Caneval would tear that place up. It has seen better days, but…

Not a review, sorry. The Brass Rail has been sold and is going to be torn down, along with the buildings next to it. https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/03/15/sunnyvale-brass-rail-may-be-derailed-by-townhouse-project/ I've been going there for years. Made friends with…

Brass Rail is an easy place to spend a lot of money. To make your dollar last you've got to play it smart by finding someone who is not pushy and is…

I was in San Jose and after reading all the Tuscler reviews, ended up here. These clubs have a complicated set of rules to follow related to alcohol, nudity, who can…

Ok so I knew it was only a bikini bar, but I still expected a little bending of the law. Even worse. If you have ever been to a biker clubhouse and…

Ignore the last review. 'No rules' is very misleading. This Bikini Bar has multiple bouncers, a chaperone watching the bathrooms. I went there two nights in a row since I was there on…

This isn't a strip club and it doesn't have rules. Only went because they have a free admission pass in the local Metro. By no rules I mean I saw everything go…

Let me start by saying, my last visit to the Brass Rail was several years ago. The place was in much need of an overhaul back then. The interior seems like it…

Tuesday night was $2 beers so I decided to stop by at 7 pm. $10 cover after 6 pm. There were about 10 girls. most of them are very average looking. Around…

Was travelling to the Bay Area for work and decided to stop in to the rail for lunch. I used to live in the bay area about 15 years ago and would…

I went here way too often about 20 years ago, maybe twice/week. I would shoot some pool, tip the stage dancers, have a beer, and generally be a pathetic single middle aged…

This place was pretty decent a few years ago, but after the place was sued by the dancers and a bunch of them left, it has gone downhill in a big way.…

I came here in the afternoon, no cover. The bartenders were friendly and the drinks affordable. The girls overall were nice. I felt bad as nobody was really tipping.…

Was in the area for business and thought I will give it a try during lunch. Went there around 12:15 for their lunch buffet and there was one other guy besides me…

I went here on a monday afternoon. I had stopped by a few weeks before but found out that while the club opens at 10, they don't seem to have girls until…

I arrived at noon, since their web site says they have lunch and dancers start at 12. When I got there it was me and the security guy. No cover…

Decided to try this place out a couple of weeks ago. This was my first time here, and it will probably be my last time as well. It's located right…

Hadn't been here for awhile so decided to check it out on a Sunday night. This place hasn't changed much. The parking lot looks kind of creepy and the exterior of the…

The bar is difficult to find with the roads being a little awkward, but once you find it it's not so bad. It's in the middle of a residential community.…

I don't find the idea of bikini girls very competitive vs full nude but decided to check it out. Club is tucked in a somewhat a awkward area and wasn't much…

I decided to try out this "bikini" bar and see what the big deal was. First off, the streets in the area are so awkward that I got lost and had…

The cover was $10 for weekday entry. The beers cost me roughly $4. The parking lot looked quite shady but the presense of burly bouncers inside the establishment made me…

So, this place is hit and miss strip club wise. During day shifts, there are very few girls and they're mostly just ok at best. However, what this club lacks…

I was a regular at this particular club for about 6 months after going here one evening out of pure curiosity. This is a bikini bar but the girls are very…

OK I have been accused of a few things on this site, but the one that sticks is troll. In order to end a little bit of authenticity to my posts…

I went back to Cali on a business trip, and had to stop by an old hangout. Not much has changed. Walk in pay a small cover (I had a free pass).…

My friends wanted to try something new, so I decided to show them a good time, good show, maybe some nipples in their face. Asked some guy at the gas station where…

I went to the dance for fun. The bartenders is the owners. They are not very friendly and talkative, which is fine with me. I am at the club for the girls.…

Had a few hours to kill before my next shift so finally stopped in two weeks ago.I always see the sign off the 237 so gave in to my curiosity. Parking lot…

I like this south bay club. True, girls aren't topless, and no lap dances, but still sexy and fun. They get topless backstage on camera and shown on various screens. Some of the girls…

Don't bother & go to SF - bad experience - dancer with attitude. $10 cover on a Friday night which seemed a bit pricier than I had seen on here especially since…

Went to the place on a Wednesday, in the evening, the cover was $5. It was a bikini bar with a large main stage and three side stages. Its most probably the…

The brass rail is a bikini bar with a large main stage and three side stages. The women who work here range from below average looks to reasonably attractive. Most of…

Was down mid day and thought I would give this club a try. This was my first time in a bikini bar. This will be my last trip to a bikini…

A $10 cover was about $15 too much to pay to enter this place. I went because I wanted a place to drink. The space has a sort of rec…

Went tot the brass rail on friday at noon. Got a tri tip and roast beef hotplate for less than 20 bucks. Both were deliscious. No cover charge and 5 dollar draft…

Stopped in to check it out - never visited this club before. $5 cover. $3 coke. Cover seemed a bit high considering it's bikini-only, but still not too bad. Pretty crowded on…

I stopped in there for lunch today for the first time in years. It didn't seem much different than before. The prime rib was good, cooked perfectly. The dancers…

The Brass Rail advertises itself as the largest men's club in Silicon Valley. This may or may not be true, depending on your definition of "men's club." The building is…

I used to be an avid Rail customer, but have not been there for almost a year. I will not be coming back anytime soon, the place…

I don't want to sqew this in a bad direction too bad, as it was Monday at noon. However, there was nobody dancing-didn't even appear they were getting ready to dance.…

Not sure what to make of this place. It's not your traditional strip bar. It's more like a sports bar meet motor house. Fairly young crowd, and more of a local bar.…

great for a bikini bar. based on your taste, food could be kinda nice. And girls quality varies, but generally good and yound as it is a bikini bar so…

Don't be fooled...this place is what it is...nothing more. Weird but easy to get to location, easy parking, etc. The place is a big, pretty clean sports bar with girls from 5.5-9.25…

The girls are hot, the beer on tap is ice cold, and the atmosphere is great. The Brass Rail is a great place to hang out with your buddies, shoot the…

I'll sum up this club in one word: CRAZINESS! The girls are pretty hot, but they're running around from one stage to the next and then they serve as waitresses. How does…

Well, back in town again I decided to forgo a trip to the Kit Kat club, which has run down hill and visit the Rail instead. It's a great place to relax…

I hit the Brass Rail near closing time on a Wednesday night. Lots of guys there (some couples) and the crowd was pretty lively (but I didn't go for a good crowd,…

The Brass Rail is a Bikini bar just off the 237. Good point: they serve booze. Bad points, the prices are high and its just a bikini bar. The crowd is a…

If you want skin, skip this place. The Brass Rail serves liquor so for the most part it is just a bikini bar where the dancers double as waitresses--at least…

the best 2 features of this club is that they serve beer and there is plenty of parking. this is basically a bar/pool hall with a couple of small stages where…

It is what it is.... a bikini bar. Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon, good looking girls, friendly and no hard sales. No nudity of course, except that they play a topless…

The pros: VERY attractive and talented dancers, four stages so you have a choice, and the dancers do work the floor as waitresses when not dancing. The cons: when not dancing, the…

Take this club for what it is! Sure it's bikini/lingerie, no contact, and no private dances. But that's not always a bad thing. No pressure, friendly girls, and reasonably…

The crowd is a little rougher than I would normally like for a strip club. The girls are nice, mostly 8-9's, a couple of 10's. Place is generally pretty busy…

Not a bad place to visit. The club is good size, with a main stage, and 3 other ones. I've been during the day (the serve lunch, which is not bad at…

This is not a Strip Club ... doesn't belong on this website. The Brass Rail [although it's probably the best adult entertainment in the bedroom community of Sunnyvale] is just a Bikini…

Okay I give this a rating of 4 which is not that good, but what's scary is this is the club I consistently go back to. Totally a biker bar where…

This is a very hard place to review. It is so different from any place I have experienced that (like others on this page), I will try. First of all, I paid $2…

Like most Cali strip bars, the Brass Rail is a lot like dry-humping; close yet far away from the true experience. There are 4 stages, with about 10-12 girls dancing. Each girl dances…

Basically a bar with girls in bikini dancing on small stages. TVs have nude girls, so they advertise they are a nude club, but it's a tease. If you want…