Wackos Reviews

Was there with a few friends on a recent Friday night. Relatively busy but not super crowded. There was a decent number and variety of women working, including a few real lookers.

Downsides: it’s billed as a topless club but, at best one of every five women...

In town for the Gator Ass Whipping that my Dawgs delivered..... still a little upset we let them score at all but 42 - 7 is still an ass whipping. Stopped by Wacko's both Friday night and Saturday night. They were having some sort of Halloween theme which...

Decided to give Wackos another try on Sunday evening. Could have phoned this one in. While there were several attractive dancers that I would have gone to the VIP with they seemed content to sit at the bar or a table with their regulars though none of them...

it was still a good time on a Saturday night.
The dancer quality was a little down but there was one blonde I had my eye on before a couple (man and woman) took her back to VIP and I don't know if they came up for air.

Ran into S, one...

I stopped in for lunch after getting off work. When I got in there were around 10 girls on stage, and during the 2hrs I was there I didn't see the same girl on stage twice. I had a burger which was good for what I paid for...

Stopped by a couple of afternoons after Irma blowed through. Wackos in the afternoon is well described on this forum. Girls are variable, and many are there to play. No different this day. Sat down, grabbed a drink, and watched the action. Surprisingly, was not...

Alright. Basic stuff. 3 stages, all dancers make their way around. I like to sit at the first and see dancers that are more energetic than their last dance. I buy a 2-4-1 beer and grab my seat. I tip well, but this is the first time 90% of the...

(This is long, just a forewarning.)

It’s Saturday night. I felt rather overworked for the several days that led up to it and didn’t have the energy to work. I can’t remember the last time I took the weekend off. On this particular day was when everyone was getting hyped up...

Decided to take a day trip over to Jacksonville and check out the scene since my city has no regular clubs at all. I normally check out Sinsations but a couple of reviews about Wackos peeked my interest.

Walked in with no cover during day shift. Happy hour special 2...

It's been over a week since Irma dropped by Florida and "destroyed" much of the state. News reports indicated Jacksonville was "hit hard." Though I saw little sign of damage from the interstate. I needed to get to the Canaveral area by Wednesday morning, so an afternoon...

So last time I talked about this place, I said that I probably wouldn't be back. Interestingly, the reason why I came back is because some my go-to girls from Sinsations had moved over to Wackos. I have found that over time, girls tend to cycle through the...

I'm pretty new to the Jacksonville area, and can heard a few choice things about Wackos, so I decided to give it a try. I showed up a little after midnight, and the parking lot was fairly packed. I walked in, paid my $5 cover, and sat down at the...

Of cash. Hadnt been there in a couple of months. Saw a stacked little thing as I was leaving. Must have been the end of her shift. Too bad.
got a few dances from J*****, who's been there about 10 years and mostly works days, she said. Lithe thing, A cups,...

Was sitting at the bar next to the men's restrooom and one of the girls came up and said here is $5 can you go buy me a condom in men's restroom. I said sure better safe than sorry bought it for her she left came back 10 mins later...

As an out of towner, I was a little sketched out by the raids, metal detector, etc. But my curiosity got the best of me. I had just been disappointed by Doll House, so my expectations were low for a club that wasn't even full nude. Boy, was I surprised.

Inside...

A review of multiple visits recently. They have had a lot of turnover--so much so, that I often don't recognize many/most of the dancers from one drop in to the next. Most of the time, I have not been really impressed, though occasionally I come in and say,...

Wow!! That cums it up.

I went in to view some nice looking ladies maybe get my grind on, I got that & more. I got there kinda early @ 7 - rare for me to enter a SC in the day light. I was meeting a buddy for a...

At lunchtime the place was full of guys. Middle aged, employed and retired white guys. Some looked like they were headed back to the office or the job site as soon as they finished here. You could have held a company meeting here. Looked safe and ordinary, which it was....

After leaving The Officers Club it was time to try out Wacko's. Weird packed parking lot in a strip mall type of area right off the highway. Club is pretty nice on the inside, modern looking but layout is kind of strange with the bar in the middle with a...

Great attitude and great personality too. She loves to please and take her into vip and she will show you how much. A few songs in vip and a nice tip gets you FS. OMG such a nice petite body! Honestly, Wackos is hit or miss and so many hot...

I have given Wackos lots of chances to prove themselves but they fail miserably every time. From the poor service to the standoffish dancers this club fails everywhere.

I visited late Saturday afternoon around 6:00. In time to see some of the day shift girls and still have time...

Sure, There has been lots of turnover.. Some of the quality day girls are gone, and others have reduced their working hours. There is something available for everyone... fat, skinny, ethnicity, hot, Cuban, and Mercenaries. The candy store is open and depending on your budget you can have...

It was a Tuesday night, so I assumed it would be slow. But not at all! So many dancers roaming and four dancers spread out over three stages and tons of customers throughout the place. Many of the dancers were smokin' hot, most above average. It...

Had a wasted weekend at Wackos. Sat. afternoon was like most others, Fair crowd and some good looking ladies. Waitress service was still it’s typical lousy best. And the dancers were like most other days. Affixed to what one c an only assume to be...

100th Review! I'd like to thank my wife for making it unbearable to be around her.

I was in Jacksonville on business for a couple days, checked out Wackos in the early evening on 2 nights. First night was a $5 cover, 2nd night (Friday) $7.

It's a big and...