Wackos
3701 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207

Like a pig at a BBQ, I left smoked!

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codemonkey
Aug 3, 2019, 12:25 PM
Dancers
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Found myself in JAX with a free Friday afternoon so I decided to check out Wackos. It's located not far off of I-95 in a little strip mall so it's easy to get to. The neighborhood looked fine so I had no safety concerns. Parking was free and easy since I arrived a little before noon. By the time I left at 4pm the parking lot was completely full, so I'm not sure where people park when the club gets busy.

When you enter the front door you're in a hallway. Ahead and to the right is a window where I'm guessing they collect a cover later in the day. When I got there, no one was at the window so I paid no cover and no one checked my ID or anything. The hallway makes a left and takes you into the main part of the club. You walk through a metal detector as you enter. When I walked through I set off the metal detector and no one even gave me a second glance. As you enter the main part of the club there's a small stage and the long, rectangular bar pretty much straight ahead. To the right is a large stage and tables and chairs. Back against a wall past the main stage is a salad bar. Past the salad bar is the restroom. On the opposite side of the bar from the main stage is more seating, another small stage, and the VIP area.

Overall the club seemed pretty clean but even though there were only a few customers when I arrived, the cigarette smoke smell was pretty strong and only got stronger as the club got more crowded. There was no bathroom troll when I arrived but when I hit the head shortly before leaving, one had showed up.

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