Wackos Reviews

Had an open afternoon in JAX, so decided to try this place. As it was 1:00 pm on a Monday I was prepared for it to be me, a bouncer and a bartender sitting around bored. I was surprised that there were at least 10-12 dancers when I got...

Went in on a Sunday because I had heard good things about the lunch at Wackos. I don't remember a cover and the doorman was nice about asking me to remove the sunglasses from my head (it is Florida afterall). Sat at the bar and was greeted immediately. Ordered a...

First visit to this club, pulling into parking lot it looks rundown and is in a strip mall with homeless ppl and drug addicts. Parking was very hard to find. Inside you have to pass thru a metal detector. Once in the club looked okay from a cleanliness standpoint. Average...

I was in Jacksonville for business and decided to check this place out. After paying $5 cover walked through doorway and made my way to the bar. On my way there a dancer not sure if I can give names but starts with C and rhymes with Randy grabbed my...

It was a slow Saturday night at Wackos. The best looking girls there were the floor crew. The bartenders are always friendly and prompt, so that is a plus.
Saw a Latina who looked fairly new. Finally got her to the VIP. She said she was from Atlanta, so I figured...

Been here a couple of times now so I have a better understanding of how things go. First, waitress service is downright awful. Arrived and found a table at a nice location where I could see all of the stages. Sat there for 10 minutes with no...

Me and a friend of minds decided to go on a Saturday nite around midnight. There was a decent crowd when we entered and maybe like 20-30 dancers on shift. We went in and grabbed a couples beers and just kinda posted up at the bar to servey the territory....

I was in Jacksonville again for one o fmy monthly (or so) client meetings and had some time to kill on a weekday afternoon so decided to stop by and have a look around. Same excellent longstanding happy hour pricing and no cover before the evening. When you figure in...

Went to Wackos for a friends bachelor party. The club has a main stage area with 2 stages, a stage by the bar, and one in the back near VIP. The bar splits the club down the middle. There were about 25-40 girls working, a good mix...

Hadn't been there in a few months, so I went Saturday night. At the start, the girls were in the 5-6 range. Couple of 7s maybe. Got a couple of dances in the back with Sophie, tall, lean, redhead. Not bad.
Later on, the dancer quality picked up and got dance...

My business took me near Jacksonville. Having visited before and after reading reviews I knew that Wackos was the place to go. I always feel a little weird parking in a strip mall, kinda like strokers in Atlanta, but I can get past that. Walked in and...

I was in for a couple of hours on a Sunday night, from about 8-10pm. Had an interesting time. $5 cover charge seems like a fair/reasonable charge. Was drinking bottled import beer -- also for $5, which also was fair. Sat at the bar, as is...

This is a nice place. Pretty young women. However, it seems like everyone working there knows this is the best game in town. You sit at the bar and it's hard to get approached. If you go to the tip rail and give a few bucks, the dancers aren't...

i was in wackos friday night. there were about 15-20 dancers. most of them have nice ass (only two were thick) I like blonde so I had couple dance with a big boob girl i think her name is puffe. nothing extra was available and she is a clock watcher...

So, Wackos is one of the better clubs in Jacksonville, with selection of girls, food and alcohol. Dance quality ranges from OK to Awesome. I've had "one and done" dances with some hot (9&10) chicks and "dayum!" dances with the 7&8s.

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4th and final stop of the night (this is a mix of my last couple of visits)

I generally like this place. Some of the drawbacks of this place, very small parking lot. I never truly trust that my car will be there and because it is a strip mall, I...

I will start this off by saying I had some high hopes for this club reading some previous reviews. The club is in a strip mall and shares a small to medium parking lot with several other business, but at the time of my visit parking was not an...

I went into Wackos Thurs night a lil after 12 after leaving another club and upon entrance i could already tell this was a good choice. Paid the cover to the bouncer and made my way to the bar. After i got my drink i was approached by 2 dancers...

To be fair, I've only visited twice in the early afternoon on a Saturday, most recently in January. Took a seat at a table with a gal that was about a 6, but had a real slutty look. She was a spinner who over the next 45 minutes...

Came in around 10 pm on a Thursday paid a $5 cover and the women here (about 20) are all good. None band and none great all good. A few of the waitresses were the hottest women here. It actually disappoints you to see some of the average girls...

Had some time to kill on a Sunday went to the club there was one or two parking spots left. Entered with a five dollar cover charge, there were maybe 3 to 5 girls working at the time. Two of the girls were large and overweight not really...

Visited on a Sunday and was surprised to see that Stacy had returned. Read an earlier review about a "bubbly" dancer with nice man-made DDs who knew her way around the VIP, and figured that customer had run into her, too. Similar story, was at the bar when...

Wacko's is my favorite club in Jacksonville and I try to drop in if I'm in the vicinity. My last trip to Jax was no exception and I found myself there early on a Sunday afternoon, not expecting much action. Physical layout has been well documented and needs no further...

Wackos has been one of the top clubs in Florida for a long time. The club is in a strip mall near I-95. After going through a metal detector, I got two beers for five dollars. The dancers were all wearing stripper shoes, which is a requirement, and were on...

I went there on a Tuesday evening about 6:00; parking was not as bad as I expected. I must have arrived between shifts because there were quite a few spots on the far end of the lot. There was no cover when I got there; I think the...