Wackos Reviews

Wacko's is one of the better clubs in this neck of the woods. I hadn't been in years and gave them a try a couple of weeks ago and I'm glad I did. I had a good enough time to come back tonight.

The $5 cover is pretty standard...

A little bit late but I have been busy
Great time at Wacko's on 12/21. Was there from 2:30 to almost 8 pm. Club was pretty busy when I got there. I prefer the high tables but they were all full when I got there so I sat by main stage...

Made my usual Friday afternoon visit to see a couple of girls I did not get to spend time with on the day before. Arrived about 230 and parking lot was populated but not crowded. Went inside an maybe only 25 guys.. got my table and went to...

Talk about a busy night! Parking lot was mostly full and I noticed that several waitresses were pulling double shifts because I asked them if they weren't from day shift. Holiday decorations still up and beer and liquor was flowing. Champagne for New Year's Eve was being passed around and...

Stopped by Wacko's on a Saturday afternoon. When I arrived, I only saw 2 or 3 dancers working, far to few dancers to match the 20 or so customers who were spread around the club. I nearly left but I noticed a slow but steady trickle of women...

Visited Wackos on Sunday afternoon. Not terribly busy and only a few dancers working. Given it was one of the last days to make money before Christmas I expected to see more dancers. Trying to make the best of things I spotted a real spinner sporting an...

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon after missing out on one of my favorites during several evenings (think she has moved on). No cover, parking lot fairly crowded due to NFL game (Jags had a home game that was finishing). Three stages--main one to the right as you...

Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon recently. Parked my ass at the bar and ordered a mixed drink. Very few dancers working and alot of patrons sitting around staring at the walls. I was lucky enough to have a young lady (white) plop down beside me. ...

Swung by Wackos when I got off work early on a Thursday afternoon. I showed up around 2, and when I went in grabbed a seat at the bar. Shortly after I ordered a drink, I saw Nice sitting across talking to another gentleman. When she walked...

Showed up around 8pm on a Sunday. Cover was $8 if I recall correctly. The club is at one end of a strip mall with limited parking. Took an Uber there, so wasn’t a big deal. There’s a large bar in the middle with a small stage in front. Two...

I was recently visiting in Jacksonville. I had researched on TUSCL, and Wackos seemed like the best place based upon location and descriptions. For a first time visitor, it was a lot to figure out the system. The club is located very close to I-95 in sort...

So I went to Wackos to eat and met this New girl calling herself Savannah (obviously not her real name) and she was totally petite with AWESOME perky breasts and I had to take her to VIP. I finished up my lunch and she had been walking around the club...

Got a chance to stop by Wacko's again on my trip south. It has been described plenty of times but bar in the middle with a small stage and a small stage closer to the lapdance room and a larger stage with to the right of the entrance. I got...

Tried to hit Wackos while the day shift was there but I think I missed my window. There were a couple of white girls there but they seemed really spaced out - in a more mental sense. The crew was largely Latina.
Chatted up Amy, who said she was a newbie...

Was in town for the annual Gator Killing, we had gone by the Doll house and met Eve and my buddy wanted to go by Wacko's before we turned in to get ready for the killing on saturday at 330. When we walked in I saw a fantastic looking...

I know that there has been a lot of conversation about the Cuban presence at Wacko's. Some like it, others don't, but I found something to like the other day when I was in Jax on business. I finished up early and stopped by Wacko's before braving I-95 south en...

Another trip thru Jax and another afternoon stop at Wackos. Over the past couple of years, Wackos has been up and down. The dancers have been plentiful, hot and welcoming most times. Occasionally, the women were fewer, fatter, older, or too Cuban to trust (and for mongers...

This is my 3rd try and this due to being too explicit I was told? So I went into Wackos and did not know that my friend Nicole was working as was Roxy and a few other dancers that I could care less about. Natalie I'm not sure was there...

Got there a little after 8 on a recent Saturday night. Dancer mix was 50/50 white and black to Hispanic.
Saw a young blonde dancer working the stages and tipped her a couple of times. She later sat down next to me at the bar and I was a little...

I am pissed because the site logged me out after my review was typed and before i could submit it..
I refuse to retype the whole thing.
Bottom line is if you can find what you are looking for here.. you are either Ray Charles or ride the short bus.
Cuban invasion has...

I stopped in on a Tuesday for lunch. Lunch here is a great value with $7.99 lunch specials. The layout of Wackos has been covered many times with the three stages surrounding the bar. I sat by stage one. Even at lunchtime they were running two stages and single song...

I went to wackos a couple of Saturdays ago in the afternoon. Parking was limited so I ended up having to park at the other end near the laundry place. No cover as usual in the afternoon. The ratio from girls to customers was almost even so there were plenty...

Thought today might be a good time to hit Wackos during the day as I rarely get such a chance. Here is a wasted afternoon that I will never get back. You may as well hang a sign over the door reading "Members Only" because if you are...

2 visits here on a recent trip to this area. I felt better prepared having been here almost a year ago and understood as a traveler, many of the girls would be hold up with their regulars.

After the $5 and a walk through the metal detector, found myself a...

Made a return to Wacko's on a trip to FL for vacation. Needed some time away from the noise of family so headed out to what is becoming my favorite club. Got there around 2:30 and walked in no one at the door so no cover paid. Grabbed a high...