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I know that there has been a lot of conversation about the Cuban presence at Wacko's. Some like it, others don't, but I found something to like the other day when I was in Jax on business. I finished up early and stopped by Wacko's before braving I-95 south en route to my beach condo. You can't beat Wacko's happy hour two-for-one pricing in the afternoon, but that's not why I stopped in. I took a seat at the bar and was soon approached by a cute girl, heavily accented English, said she was from Havana. We managed somehow to have a conversation and were soon joined by a friend of hers, a countrywoman also from Cuba who spoke better English. Apparently the two of them have a habit of double-teaming guys and I was reluctant to fall for it considering the relatively high price of private dances there ($30 a pop per dancer) but I was feeling the effects of happy hour and relented and the three of us retired to the back room. It was relatively empty and my two new friends selected a corner booth, which is usually a good sign at Wacko's because it is out of the direct sight of the bouncer, although it seems the bouncer doesn't really care what shenanigans transpire back there as long as the club gets it cut. It didn't take long before both girls lost all their clothes except for their stripper heels and began working on me, and on each other I should add. Before long one of them extricated my alter ego from my trousers and they proceeded to double team me, very happy to showcase their improved conversational skills. They suggested we could do more but I was having plenty of fun as it was so I resisted the temptation to go beyond what was already transpiring. It took about two tunes for me to put an exclamation point on our conversation and we went merrily on our separate ways. That was a first for me, and a memorable one at that.

Another trip thru Jax and another afternoon stop at Wackos. Over the past couple of years, Wackos has been up and down. The dancers have been plentiful, hot and welcoming most times. Occasionally, the women were fewer, fatter, older, or too Cuban to trust (and for mongers - you know that isn't a "racist" remark - it's all about the come on). This visit there were only three dancers on the floor when I arrived about 12:20pm. Several more dancers walked thru the door in street clothes as I was ordering at the bar, so I knew there would be more dancers out in "only" an hour or two! Shortly after I arrived other dancers wandered onto the floor, so even before the ones I saw in street clothes made an appearance, there were about 10 dancers on the floor or on stage. The good news was that every dancer I saw, all afternoon, was lean, in shape, easy on the eyes, and naturally endowed with "B" or small "C" breasts. After collecting my 2for1 beers I just stayed at the bar and took in the scene. In a surprisingly short time, two different dancers approached and, with my permission, joined me. The first was called to the stage, and around her third dance, the second dancer joined me. I enjoyed several rounds of discussion with both of these women as the limited number of dancers meant that they would have 20 to 30 minutes before having to start a new stage rotation. The dancers were only excused from the stage if they were in VIP. I made sure both dancers had that excuse. In both cases, the young (both seemed to me to be under 25) women, were very willing to please. Both dancers made it clear that several options were available in VIP. Neither one turned out to be price gougers. I invited the first to demonstrate her BBBJ skills and she worked very diligently to make me happy for no more than the $30 per dance price (4 dances). The other dancer was somehow just a little more exciting and I did not complain when she unzipped me, and added a rubber. That "dance" lasted another 5 songs and left me drained from an entertaining FS. I handed her $200 without asking a price. She seemed happy with that! Bottom line on this visit, a Wednesday afternoon from noon to 4pm, Wackos was a very good place to visit. I spent more than I planned, but that wasn't because the club was expensive. I spent more than planned because I enjoyed more than I expected.

This is my 3rd try and this due to being too explicit I was told? So I went into Wackos and did not know that my friend Nicole was working as was Roxy and a few other dancers that I could care less about. Natalie I'm not sure was there but I do eventually want a VIP with her since she's pretty HOT. Nicole decided that she wanted to have fun with me and I really DO NOT go into VIP with that many strippers because I do not want to be with any girl that makes 10 guys Happy per hour (hint, hint...) So Nicole took me into VIP and immediately got naked and tells me that she knows exactly what I wanted from her. That said... I was HAPPY to pay for the VIP and I gave her a $100 TIP and she knew exactly how to make my day stress free. Want to know more, PM me, but its against policy, so I've been reminded to provide too much explicit details for legal reasons in the OPEN FORUM, so Obviously that can be done in PVT.

Got there a little after 8 on a recent Saturday night. Dancer mix was 50/50 white and black to Hispanic. Saw a young blonde dancer working the stages and tipped her a couple of times. She later sat down next to me at the bar and I was a little off my game. After about 30 minutes and after she got something to eat, she finally goes, "so, you want a dance?" And it was on. Her top never came off but her bottoms came off a lot and she all but put my nose right up her slash. Though I caught enough of a whiff of it. It was ... yeah. Her name was Brittany and though she said she was in school and said she couldn't wait for the day when she didn't have to dance anymore, she gave one helluva grind for about 10 songs. Kept hearing Victoria's name called but didn't see her. Eventually, took a large chested Latina to the back. One BJ later and I was ready to call it a night. It wasn't their best night for talent but I think i made the most out of it.

I am pissed because the site logged me out after my review was typed and before i could submit it.. I refuse to retype the whole thing. Bottom line is if you can find what you are looking for here.. you are either Ray Charles or ride the short bus. Cuban invasion has returned last 3 weeks .. even creeping into the day shift with Susan and Monica..2 of the quality ones. Usual suspects.. Zoey, Sage, Melanie, Dallas, Gigi, Sarah. Even a Zendeya sighting. Some promising new talent and still some pigs. Dances with several..very happy when done. 30 per dances with tips if earned. beers 2/4

I stopped in on a Tuesday for lunch. Lunch here is a great value with $7.99 lunch specials. The layout of Wackos has been covered many times with the three stages surrounding the bar. I sat by stage one. Even at lunchtime they were running two stages and single song rotations. The stage talent was mixed, but tended to be low end. It doesn't look like they tell any dancers no at this place. There are many that are should be trying something else, but with single don't rotations it is usually tolerable. Anyway lunch was good. How they can offer a cut of prime rib at that price is beyond me. Even the beans and potatoes were good, but I came in for boobs. That is where it was a let down. This is a bikini bar. In the old days that did not stop a majority of the girls from popping the tops. More recently no one takes their top all the way off, but most would slip out at least a nipple flash. Tipping at the rail would almost always get you titty flashes or rubs. This time was different. Every girl was very protective and would not even give a flash during tipping. There was one exception. The hot bodied pro Lucy Lui did pop out the twins very briefly, but even she was incredibly protective. It was very quick and she was aware of who was watching. I was turned off by how restricted the mood was and did not get any dances. I just left after I finished lunch so I can't speak to if there have been any mileage changes in the back. The vibe told me that wasn't going to be great either. Obviously they we're under pressure to tighten up. Hopefully this passes and the fun meter moves back the other way soon.

I went to wackos a couple of Saturdays ago in the afternoon. Parking was limited so I ended up having to park at the other end near the laundry place. No cover as usual in the afternoon. The ratio from girls to customers was almost even so there were plenty of girls working that day. I notice a decrease in the usual cuban presence, but I did spot two. This dark beauty when long curly black hair went on stage and tipped her several dollars. She thanked me and I asked her if she would like to join me after her stage sets and she said yes. However after her last stage she went off and sat with this older guy at the bar. She never came back to me, which was shame because she was easily the best looking girl there with a nice body. I could not remember her name though. I did see her go in the back several times with other customers so she might be good in the vip. I'll have to try her the next time I'm there. So I was debating on whether to cut my losses and go to Sins or DH, but I opted to go with old reliable Stacey. She's a great time in the VIP but she is always do drunk to have a normal conversation with. She gets the job done though, so can't complain with that. I remember when she was a shooter girl back at the Gold Club years ago. I'll probably try my luck again this Sat and see if I could get a VIP with that one girl or at least see if there is any new talent.

Thought today might be a good time to hit Wackos during the day as I rarely get such a chance. Here is a wasted afternoon that I will never get back. You may as well hang a sign over the door reading "Members Only" because if you are not one of the club's "regulars" then the dancers pay no attention to you at all. I tipped Ria on stage and asked her to come by. She did. Sat for a minute or so and then "had to go to the bathroom". Never came back. Same thing with Brittany. "I'll come back in a minute and sit with you. Never saw her. Same with Cherish. Same with Ginger. Guess I should have pulled out those Benjamin's that I had in my wallet and stapled them to my fore head. Can't really comment on any VIP action as no one seemed interested. Clearly the day shift dancers would rather sit on their collective asses and gab with the regulars than work the room and make money.

2 visits here on a recent trip to this area. I felt better prepared having been here almost a year ago and understood as a traveler, many of the girls would be hold up with their regulars. After the $5 and a walk through the metal detector, found myself a seat at the end of the bar near the bar stage. I like this seat with its rotation of dancers. I tip a bit and enjoy my meal and my drink. I enjoyed their basic burger the first night and upon recommendation tried the ‘naked’ chicken wings the second (probably could have used some sauce afterall). Reasonably priced food, reasonably priced drinks, my bar tab was under $100 both nights including tip. I still like how colorful the place is and relatively bright. Pretty busy for middle of the week nights but not overly crowded. Typically with the rotation of girls, tipping didn’t bring them back. I did get a couple come over and sit. The older ones were gunning for me. Out front, as a bikini bar, tops are supposed to stay on. Dance area in the back a bit more liberal. $30 bucks though a bit much, one did nude for $50. DJ drones on still. Songs are long so not so bad but I got dances more out of a get them while the getting was good rather than any strong attraction to the girls giving them. I’ve been club starved so was primed as it were. Wakos was fine distraction. Oh, and the broken glasses – first night, dancer kneeled on them after I took them off so they wouldn’t get smudged by her tits. Second night, broken toe; a dancer thought we should save our place at the bar by tilting the chairs in, heavy metal bar chairs. She tilted one chair, missed the bar and down onto the edge of my foot it went. Poor little toe, didn’t know it was broken until the next day when I saw it was bruised, swollen and still hurt. Didn't stop me clubbing.

Made a return to Wacko's on a trip to FL for vacation. Needed some time away from the noise of family so headed out to what is becoming my favorite club. Got there around 2:30 and walked in no one at the door so no cover paid. Grabbed a high top table in the corner of the far room. Good selection of girls who were very friendly. Got the standard happy hour special of 2 beers for $5 and they give you the second one in a pitcher with ice which is actually a pretty good idea. I like this club the dancers are pretty friendly overall and rotate through the three stages and do two songs on each, there was not a lot of guys tipping so I would guess 80% of the girls kept their tops on for the dances. I don;t love that they don't always take off any clothes during these dances but no place is perfect. The club wasn't super busy but a good amount of customers for a Wednesday afternoon, I have seen it much much busier on weekend nights. My last time there some girls had what seemed to be concerns about cameras in the lap dance area, but they were not mentioned this time and none of the girls seemed worried. If you have a girl that brings you to one of the corner booths then you probably have the right girl. I had dances from 3 girls and all were fun, but I would say if you get dances from a small pretty cuban girl named Jenny she is very pretty and gives a good dance, she will over things they will be expensive and I would advise to just get the dances from her and not worry or pay for anything else, but just my opinion. I had dances with a girl wearing a lace one piece but not the dancer lace her names starts with an A. A is a total gamer and a lot of fun. Average looking but great attitude, this girl really seems to enjoy her work and I will definitely see her again if I go. Also did dances with another girl whose name starts with an A. Nice face good body and total pleaser, we had some nice conversation and then before I left she said we should do some dances and it was good to leave on a high note. Club seems to be back in full swing from what I can tell, my next trip will be in December. I have never eaten at the club but it is a very clean club and I have seen people come in and get takeout so it must be decent.

went on a recent Saturday and the parking lot (as always) was packed, as was the club. It was difficult to move around in. Still some Latina contingent and the number of small in stature Hispanics makes me (right at 6 foot tall) seem like I'm 7 foot. Them dudes is little. Found Scarlet right away. Wanted to get a dance from her last time I was there but she was occupied with some group for a bachelor party. Shes a definite 9 and gave a great grind. But absolutely no extras. Said she worked at another club before coming to Wackos and she was worried about the prostitution that goes on there. Later, took a Latina named Danielle to the back for a grind. Wound up taking Sandy ("sahn-dee") to the back later. One dance in she asks "more?" More as in what, I ask. She goes, "sex?" Headed off to another booth and completed the work. Didn't see any little trash cans so I think she took the remains and stuck it in her clutch purse. Found a young blonde who looked a little timid. Said her name was Lindsay. She asked why I laughed and I said, well, i know a girl by that name who used to work here. Anyway, went to the back for 3-4 songs and she was a really good grind. She said it was her just third day and she felt she really didn't fit in but I assured she would be fine and she was amazing. She really was. Great body, and good grind to boot. Great combo. Saw Victoria but never get her attention long enough for a trip to the back and a round with those amazing hooters. Showed her a picture of a girl I knew who used to work there and even she said how much she looks like her. two of the dancers got into a fight and one of them got a big cut on her forehead. bouncers didn't break it up and didn't kick either girl out after the fight. So four girls to the back. Great grind from Scarlet but not extras. Disappointing but a hella grind. Decent from Danielle. Good time with Sahn-dee. Great grind from Lindsey and hope she stays and becomes a regular. Dropped a good bit of cash, probably more than I needed to but what the hell. you only live once.

So tonight was extraordinary s I met a girl at a erotica store that was pretty HOT and turned out that she worked at Wackos so I'm here now and got a VIP from her (Scarlett) and she has a smoking hot body but gives a clean dance but let me feel her perfect breasts... So FREAKING PERFECT! met a bunch of other girls and it was wall to wall customers tonight, I couldn't believe. I asked the VIP manager how many girls on the list tonight actually working and I saw the list and he said 60 dancers tonight. The Parking lot was PACKED and took me 20 minutes to get a spot. Cover is $7 but I didn't get a drink and not enough waitresses to handle the crowd anyway. I believe that I saw at least 4 bartenders tonight but so many people behind the bar I really couldn't tell.