Christies Cabaret Reviews

Went to Christie’s Cabaret Cleveland on Sunday afternoon May 19, 2019. I had been to the Indians game, where their young pitcher threw a complete game shutout against the Baltimore Orioles with 15 strikeouts. Unfortunately I am an Orioles fan! Christie’s opens at 4 pm on Sunday...

Headed there after a cavs game. Parking was $5 but the cover inside was wavied after showing the cavs tix. Went in and a hostess asked me to follow her. Took me to an empty table and got my beer order. there seemed to be about 20 or so dancers...

I had taken a long break from the club scene, and decided to see how's the waters were these days. I went to Christies a couple times to make sure I didn't just run into an anomaly the first time. Both times I went were promising. I...

It has been many years since I have been to Christies. I decided to check it out, to see what was up. The decor actually looks similar, but its a clean place, much nicer than some of the Akron clubs I have visited more recently. Sat down,...

Made an earlier stop at Alibi. Then to the casino. Won $185 playing blackjack. Then to Christie's, Diamond Joe's and Hustler. Will only review Christies and Hustler.

Had a pass for Christie's so no cover. Place is big and nice so won't describe the facilities. About 15 girls working. I...

This is based off of the last two Fridays going here. The place is very nice on the inside. Loud music and a dancer dancing on stage at all times. Bathrooms very clean.

I sat at the bar both times. Got a 4 dollar cold beer very quick. Bartender both times...

Went here after a with a few friends after a bar which was after a wedding, so feeling great and dressed well. Pretty paked house maybe 25 girls working with 100 guys there. Girls mostly around about a 7 not much lower than a 5 or above 8....

Finding myself with a bit of free time at 1:30 in the afternoon, I stopped for a visit on a Tuesday. I didn't expect to find much in terms of quality or quantity, but I was pleasantly surprised. There were about 8 dancers sitting at the...

It's been a few months since I've stopped by Christie's for an afternoon visit. I was able to get off work around 2pm and spent an hour mid-afternoon at the club.

With a $5 cover and an affordable beer, I took a seat at a table not far from the...

We made my first visit to Christie's, in part because of the reviews (more positive ones than not-so) on tuscl. My friend had been there before and had some good times.

It was 10:30pm or so, and the crowd was not a literal 'crowd', it was sparse.
2 bartenders, 4 or 5...

Friend and I were driving through Cleveland in a cross country trip. Stopped at Christie’s and could not have been happier. It was after an Indians game so some other people in there but not very busy. Paid a nominal cover charge of something under $15. I don’t remember the...

Came to Christie's on a Saturday a bit after midnight for a buddy's bachelor party. I've never been to a strip club before so I was excited but a bit skeptical as to how the experience would play out. Upon entry, our party of 8 was greeted by staff members...

I went to Christies for the first time on a thursday night. On first entering two things hit me, first was how big the place was; two story tall main room with plenty of seating both around the main stage and further back for more private company. Second was how...

I hit on a slow night, Thursday. Not too many guys. I got 3 dance/ $100 from this older chick named Angela. Took me to back room. The woman's implants were 34 years old. Been dancing for 35. She said she was 55 . For someone who had been in...

I decided to go here because I had some time to kill. I know Cleveland strip clubs aren’t the greatest but I had the time.

The first thing you will notice is that this club is enormous. It’s one of the biggest strip clubs I’ve stepped into.

I went in...

In many respects, Christies is the best club in Cleveland. The combined looks/dance quality doesn't get much higher than here. In my experience, Thursday has proven to be the best night. Avoiding the large crowds and distractions of the weekend while still getting a higher quality dancer selection.

My most recent...

Went on a Friday Evening. Parking was 10 bucks and cover was 8 bucks. Once inside the waitress took me to a table. Beer was 5 bucks. As soon as I sat down girls started hitting me up for dances. The stage dances were going on 2 dancers on the...

This bar is so much different in the daytime than it is in the nighttime. At night, it seems that the girls are all worried about money and bounce from person to person to person trying to upsell dances. I remember my first time at night, I got...

I did not get a dance. The prices just didn't fit my bill. The floor dances do not allow touching and I don't feel like anything less would be worth my money. Did end up spending $20 on tips.

The girls are fine and it depends on the time as well....

Back to Christies after a six-month hiatus. Given that it was a Tuesday night, did not have high expectations but was pleasantly surprised. Bar was very slow – maybe only 10 other people in the place. Met a fun small white girl named Lexi that gave very good...

Christie's Cabaret is the most consistent of the three clubs located on the west bank of the Flats for crowd size and atmosphere, especially during the slow winter months. Facilities are very clean, with doorman in men's bathroom. Music is mostly modern rap, with some older top 40 mixed in...

Went on a sat evening, the Cavs were playing a home game so expected this place to be crowded. There were about 25+ dancers some were sitting at the bar and chatting amongst themselves. Crowd soon began to increase and suddenly the 25+ dancers seemed less. A while back this...

I visited Christie’s on two weekend nights, both Friday and Saturday. The place was pretty quiet on Friday, but a little more alive on Saturday. While some say that other Cleveland clubs, like the Hustler club, have hotter girls, I thought the variety at Christie’s was pretty good. ...

I was in downtown Cleveland on a Saturday afternoon and decided to stop here on way home. It seems it is always hit and miss here.
I walked in $5 cover. Took awhile but got a beer ant the bar and sat at the table and watched. I was...

I was able to get out of work a little early on Friday, and before leaving downtown, I wanted to grab a beer with a view. It's always tough deciding where to try my luck at a club mid-afternoon. This time, I tried Christie's.

Nobody was working the front desk, so...