Christies Cabaret Reviews

Me and a group of friends went on Wednesday night, after the game in Cleveland. We went to power cabaret first but was not all that exciting so found our way to the flats at Christie’s. Cover was $8 per person. When you walk in the bar is straight a...

I stopped in to Christies at about 4:30pm on a Wednesday to kill a couple hours before a happy hour later in the evening. There is a parking lot booth that I assume charges during peak hours, but nobody was there and parking was free. Nobody was at the front...

I went on a Friday night, got there just before 11pm. The club shares a parking lot with a couple of other bars next door, so the lot was decently full, but the club was not. There is an attendant booth when you pull in saying parking is $20 for...

Went in on a Tuesday evening just to check it out. The parking lot is fenced in and well lit if safety or discresion is a concern. I walked in and the door lady said not to worry about the cover charge as they were very slow that night. The...

It was Saturday night around 9p when I stopped in. The place is clean and nice when you first enter with a desk on the left. After a quick pat down the cover was $20.

When you walk through the entry way there is a bar straight ahead and the stage...

Was in town for business and this site led me to this club. It’s a nicely built club with a big enough parking lot. The area looked like a warehouses area but safe. I was charged $15 for parking and that included entry. The attendant told me usually entry and...

Was in town for a baseball game since decided to stop by one of my favorite clubs. Was around 4pm and unfortunately ( unknown to me) there was a concert that night so parking was $15. However I told the guy I was going to the club snd de gave...

Was in Cleveland on business and the TUSCL reviews led me to Christies on the Thursday night. My first time here.

It's located at the bottom of a hill in what looks to be a former industrial area by the river. Literally nothing around it except for bridges and...

Stopped by on an afternoon after leaving hustler down the way.. Nice setup for a busy evening, I am sure.. Rather dead on a Thursday afternoon, but there were a handful of girls making the rounds. Bartender was nice, and the drinks were reasonable (happy hour special).

Most of the girls...

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night around 10. In the Flats right under the Cleveland Memorial Shoreway. There's also sort of night spots around here, comedy club, bars. I saw parking was $10 on a sign, I said fuck that I parked in the lot across the street I think there was...

Northeast Ohio clubs can be fun when you’re selective about the time of your visit. This place is unique because of the high traffic location. I don’t think they depend on regular customers like many area clubs do. I parked nearby to attend a show at a neighboring club. We...

I went to Christie's last night, first time in years I go. The club is huge, with two floors. They have the main stage with the stairs walk-in from the 2nd floor, which they do a rotation of stage time where if they have a lot of women working, when...

First time to Cleveland, searched some of the reviews and gave Chrisies a try. Not to far from the airport and downtown Cleveland. I had to pick up my rental downtown because the airport did not have any. It was on the early side to I stopped at McCarthys down...

In summary, Christies Cabaret Cleveland is a still one of the top, if not THE top, strip clubs in Cleveland. Key features are secure parking, high dancer beauty standards, topless lap dances, friendly staff and fair prices.

Parked in Christies lot for $5 around 7pm on Saturday after Thanksgiving. Entry...

I’ve been here once before and had a decent time. The catch is that, first of all the VIP room is very expensive. $250 for 15 minutes, $500 for a half hour. The women are various flavors of 7s I would say.

What I want to speak on though is the...

On a business trip to Cleveland, my wife and I returned to Christies after having visited a couple years before. We drove by a couple of other clubs in the area, just to try something new after having been to Christies before, but we didn't like the neighborhood at night,...

After a rather pleasant first-time at Christie's (back 2+ months agao as Ohio was beginning to --thankfully-- come out of the Covid lockdowns), I wanted drop by the next time I was in town. Unfortunately, my opportunity was delayed until after 1:30 a.m. (I had really hoped to make a...

I've noticed that no one has reviewed this site post-Covid. So I hope to update everyone on what Christie's looks like withn pandemic rules in place. I typically go in the afternoon shift and usually have a good time. Their staff has been dwindling in the afternoon...

This review is for a visit in February, before everything shut down for Covid-19.

There's a dancer at the club who I text with occasionally, and on this particular day, she invited me to stop in to meet her sister. I guess her sister had just moved back to Cleveland from...

I dropped in yesterday meeting my friend and his co-workers. They are still charging $10 to enter but parking was free so I didn’t too much mind. There were a lot of girls working but they have a barrier of chairs that makes tipping at the rail hard and sitting...

Was working downtown and had time for lunch, so I thought I would swing by Christies and grab a bite with a view. Place was pretty empty, few patrons here and there. I was this was typically for lunch time.

Sat down at the bar and got a beer and oredred...

Been here a few times although it had been several months. Easy parking in front and safe. Place is clean except there was a sewage smell they were trying to mask with incense by the bathroom.

Got there around 7:30 and it was dead. Someone at the bar. A couple guys...

Had a client come into town who wanted to have a liquid lunch at a club. Since we were already downtown, I figured Christie's would fit the bill. As the other reviewers have indicated in previous reviews, this is the nicest club in town from an asteatic standpoint and usually...

Haven't been here in a while and was in the area and thought I'd check it out. I had a VIP pass that got me in for free but I think the cover is $8 otherwise in the evening. The club has a large parking lot that seems safe and...

One of my favorite dancers in Cleveland is close to getting out of the game entirely, but she sent me a message that she'd be in the club if I wanted to catch up. And so despite being pretty buried in work at the office, I made time for a...