Don't regret it, but won't go again.

I was in Seattle for a work trip back in May. I had a rental car and a few extra days so I had planned to hit up some clubs in Portland. However I had read all the good reviews for Sweet Illusions, so I decided to make the extra drive down. Honestly I wasn't super impressed with the club, maybe it was the fact that it was a Wednesday night. The club is one big open room, that felt more like a dive bar. The main lap dance room is an open room where you can see everyone else getting a dance. I didn't mind that at all, I've me a chance to watch a couple extra ladies including mine! Those dances are $20 a song, I don't remember the dancers name but she gave a good dance. She was pretty but a bit flatter chested than I prefer.

I don't drink at clubs so I cant comment on that at all, just had a diet coke. The bartenders, dancers, and all the staff were very friendly. I decided to get a private VIP dance. I selected the dancer, i think it was $300 for 15 minutes. She was quite pretty and had a good body. But she barely touched me at all during the dance, I felt like rhe regular lap dance I got was better contact. Plus the VIP room is tiny and not very clean and comfortable. Maybe it was just the dancer I chose, but I wasn't super impressed. I cant say I regret making the drive down, but I probably won't go there again. In hindsight, I think I would've stayed in Seattle and hit up Pandoras again!